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[cbreezy306]

Smoke what I choose do what I wanna do, motherfuck you and your punk friends too 😤🔫

[lilpeep-rj]

Girl, you know you make my cold heart warm with a

touch

One kiss, then we fuckin’

I just can’t get enough

[piinkhydrangea]

Silly me, thinking people actually cared :))

[bitterfvckk]

[delargedan]

2

[securelyinsecure]

Like father, like daughter

[barefoot-rats]

Lenny Kravitz (IV)

[cendaya]

Lenny Kravitz, Zendaya, and Bruno Mars | 24K Magic World Tour - Brooklyn, NY

[snoopergru]

me when i'm broke: why did I foolishly spend that 75 cents my mom gave me on candy in 1998

[earthtodeja]

I’M CRYING

[keybladesoras]

#Literally me

[blxckpnther]

not to be overly dramatic or anything, but these gifs saved my life

[chicks1023]

[taahko]

“jedi dont have sex” is a lie the entire order has told to yoda for 900 years bc they don’t want him to feel bad that hes not getting any

[roguefriender69]

Incorrect it’s bc they knew that if Yoda knew he could legally bone he’d destroy every pussy in the galaxy

[sylceon-remade]

you know those soulmate aus in fanfics where everyone sees black and white until they meet their soulmate and the world bursts into color?

the fbi agent’s world bursts into color when he turns on the webcam to monitor you for the first time

[1998-2019-deactivated20190419]

im deleting my goddamn blog for real this time

[viscraeldeactivated1]

listening to spotify on ur laptop when u dont have premium: heres some ads every now and then :)

listening to spotify on ur phone when u dont have premium: u wanted to listen to a SONG u fucking idiot? no, u can only shuffle the album its from–oh ho oh, u wanted to listen to the ALBUM only?? fool that u are, u wldnt know that u now have to listen to songs we picked by throwing darts at a list of that genre–oh and dont forget the 30sec-1 min ads u fucking shit face. u asshole. fuck u

[gray-jane]

the other day at work, i asked a woman her name– like i do for everyone, because we have to write it on the cup–and she goes “we come in here all the time. you should really know our names by now” as if i don’t serve hundreds of people a day or as though a nondescript middle aged white woman made such an impact upon me that i’d remember her. i was feeling pretty impatient and irritable though, so i covered my name tag with my hand and asked her my name and she didn’t know it and at least had the decency to change demeanor from haughty and superior to sort of quietly embarrassed and i’m fairly sure that’s the only thing i’ve ever done at work that matters to me.