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[jayspeilolieghuoh]

Oml if you havent played this its free on steam and one of the best things iv played like ever,

If you like hail mary, outer wilds or anything like that just give this game 45 mins of your time and i promise itll be worth it, its lttrly the most criminally underrated game ever

Control, I'm Not Coming Back on Steam

Control, I'm Not Coming Back is a short and emotional narrative game about a lost astronaut searching for a reason to keep going forward whi

[targetedknowledge]

[snootrag]

has anyone done this yet

[aroflowey]

my very serious phm art

[fibfoolingart]

a visitor on the biodome!!

[eebie]

[thecryptkeeper]

[damsel-understresss]

im so sorry i never participated in the reblog game you tagged me in i love you very much im just so tired

[charlesoberonn]

Things that aren't in the bible:

The serpent in the garden being Satan

Cain killing Abel with a stone

Jesus being a carpenter

Pestilence being one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse

Baby Moses being put in the river

Solomon speaking to animals

[charlesoberonn]

To clarify some stuff:

Moses is placed on the bank of the river. It's up to you if that counts as in the river, but the image of his basket being swept down the stream (such as seen in the movie Prince of Egypt) isn't in the bible.

Most translations do call Jesus a carpenter, but the original Greek uses the word 'tekton' which means craftsman. It can mean a carpenter, but I'm personally partial to Jesus being a stone mason.

Some more things that aren't in the bible:

The fruit of the tree of knowledge being an apple

The golden calf being a false god (it's specifically stated to be a representation of the God, using God's name)

The Exodus Pharaoh being called Ramses

Moses being Pharaoh's brother

[penrosesun]

Ooh to add to this:

Original Sin

The Immaculate Conception (note that this is not the same thing as the Virgin Birth, although people often confuse them)

Jonah getting swallowed by a whale (it was a fish, or possibly two fish)

Three wise men (there were three gifts and an unspecified number of wise men)

Anything indicating that Satan rules hell, that hell has multiple layers, or that there are specific punishments for specific sins

Any mention of leprosy aka Hansen's disease (the condition the Septuagint translates as λεπρός has completely different symptoms from the condition that came to be known as leprosy in English)

Isaac being a child during his near-sacrifice

And some Jewish specific ones for the Tanakh, because we can’t let Christians have all the fun:

Yitro converting to Judaism

Avraham smashing his father’s idols

Moshe having a stutter due to burning his mouth on hot coals

Miriam’s Well

Any mention of the lulav and etrog being shaken on Sukkot (Vayikra says to collect the Four Species, but nowhere in the written Tanakh are we actually told what to do with them)

Literally anything about Hanukkah (Sefer HaMakabim is not canonical)

[snootrag]

Also, the trinity! The concept came around pretty early in the history of Christianity but it's not ever explicitly stated in the Bible, and it wasn't officially decided as the Correct Belief (TM) until the council of Nicea

[rocky-the-eridian-official-real]

Sent a nuclear missile yo way rocktopher thanks for the reminder

<You welcome tumblr user. Rocky happy happy happy for nuclear missile. Thank thank thank. Cannot wait for Rocky Grace shadow permanently on wall :]>

[snootrag]

been thinking about Simon's religious beliefs lately... anyways here's him worshipping a tree for 1k words lol enjoy

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[summer-starship]

eva stratt would put ava ironlung in the iron lung and ava would forgive her for it #yuri <- string of words that can only be only produced after prolonged underexposure to sunlight

[emhidesart]

Rocky meets some animals from earth 🌍🌻

[salmonid333]

The Last TVSlop

[ace-latte]

[rocketrrush]

my favorite scene in rush adventure

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