Put A Snorkel On That Cat!

Hi! I'm Marleah and my initials are the sound a cat makes, so call me Mrar! I post a bunch of random stuff, so feel free to join me in the trash pit.

[rl-y-deactivated20150415]

YOUR BODY IS BEAUTIFUL IF:

you have a body

that’s it

you’re beautiful

you win

congratulations 

[pearstheplatypus]

[naterpie-deactivated20230930]

OH MY GOD

[snorkelkitten]

me @ people who think the earth is flat

[sludgejudy-deactivated20170915]

the chocolates your total comes to onemilliononehundred HuUuh

yeaAah thats whatit saAays, that mustbe REALLYgood chocolate paperorplastic

uuweweuundeheuhme

[coratorium]

the digimon movie is really good

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

ask me about the difference between leopard/cheetah/jaguar print, it’s my field of expertise 

[woundedtoaster]

What is the difference? Please learn me a thing

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

cheetahs got dots! little dot dots i want to bop

leopards got filling. it’s cheetah 2.0. Cheetah on meth. look at that leopard shit. 

then there’s jaguar. Jaguar is madness. it took leopard print & decided wait. what if–MAW DOTS. it’s just leopard print with dots in the middle, it’s chaos

look at this bullshit

i’m angry just looking at it

so in ascending order: Cheetah < Leopard < Jaguar

C.L.J. someone come up with weird mnemonic for that, i’ve done enough work for you greedy bastards

[shakingmyfistatgod69420]

Cats love jazz

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

there it is

[izyurfimenipaflanyant]

merry crisis everyone

[cornycornfriendo-blog]

And a happy new fear

[tea-cuddles-and-overthinking]

you can only reblog this in the six (6) days between the two (2) occasions

[dredsina]

YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS

[dredsina]

one day this comic will reach a million notes and then i’m going to quit my job and become a couch

[dredsina]

Huh? What’s this? I don’t remember ordering something that big.

Oh, it’s a sofa? I already have one, though…

Hang on, my job sent me this? Is this some sort of bonus or something?

[dredsina]

Huh??? It’s empty?? Then why was it so heavy…

Oh hang on what’s this?

I’m not sure I can reach it…

[dredsina]

Oh crap!!!!

[dredsina]

Everyone who isn’t reblogging this version is a coward and a villain

[im-not-leaving-my-room-fuck-u]

i’d waited forever for this ending

[peelingmandarins]

the greeks at the gates of troy

[sixpenceee]

A video of a sun dog. Sun dogs or phantom suns, are when there is a pair of bright spots on either side on the Sun. This happens when light interacts with ice crystals in the atmosphere, much like a sun halo. Sun dogs are best seen and are most conspicuous when the Sun is low. (Source)

More bizarre world posts here: sixpenceee.com/tagged/world

[sr-tortugo]

If you say the magic words when this hapens you will open the portal to another world

[venomsbite]

I expected a dog and I didn’t see one. Bad Post, OP.

[sixpenceee]

whoops my bad

[mysterysundae]

This post has been saved

[independentmindsincorporated]

Much better. Much much better.

[dogposts]

This dog unlocked the door for his human. 13/10 the best boy

[brainstatic]

Everyone’s like “those Germans have a word for everything” but English has a word for tricking someone into watching the music video for Rick Astley’s Never Gonna Give You Up.

[queenrinacat]

English has a lot more words created for very specific phenomena! It’s not just rick-rolling. Language is always evolving and it’s super interesting! Here’s a list of hyper-specific/untranslatable words in English.

[random-gallifreyan]

Do you guys know why I’m so adamant about you vaccinating your kids?

I’m immunocomprimised. It means my immune system is weakened. I have very weak lungs and I rely on herd immunity to stay safe.

I’m allergic to the shot people get for whooping cough. How do I know? I had a 3 week, painful reaction. Now, this was a while ago, before shit hit the fan with the whole anti-vax movement.

But do you know what my doctor told me? It was safer for me to get the shot that I’m ALLERGIC TO than rely on herd immunity because if I get the shot, I’ll be in moderate-severe pain for about 3 weeks max. If I get the disease, I will die. My lung capacity is bad enough, but my body is too weak to fight the disease.

So not only are you putting your child’s life at risk by not vaccinating them, you’re putting mine and all the other people who cannot be vaccinated at risk because of a selfish decision that isn’t backed by science.

[robotjiji-deactivated20190529]

god THIS. vaccinate your kids and vaccinate yourself too. my dad is also immunocompromised and relies on herd immunity. neither he nor anyone who lives with us can get live-virus vaccines (we can only get ones where the virus is inert/dead) because if he’s exposed to the weakened virus he will contract whatever disease it is, so herd immunity is SUPER important for everyone in our family.

the anti-vax bullshit HURTS people. my dad has been hospitalized before just from a common flu because people he knew didn’t get their flu shots, came in to work with the flu, and got him sick. even with my dad’s healthy lifestyle, the fact that he’s immunocompromised from leukemia means even a really common and easily treatable disease (the flu, bronchitis, whooping cough) could straight up kill him.

fuckin. vaccinate.

[gif87a-com]

[antifa-hulk]

[marvellestark]

The dead sea is less salty 😂😂

[melodystardust]

“He’s just a kid, he can fall over”

iM WHEEZING

[dailybnha]

You always toy with people like that! You break them! Steal from them! Take advantage of them and control them! Scoffing irrationally at the people just trying to live their lives! I cannot…forgive that!

[gif87a-com]

Bla Bla Bla [x]

[i-am-dallas-deactivated20190109]

He wants to talk with the family so much

[tittily]

such a smooth velvety voice

[squided]

he’s talking about his day

[zhujieqiong]

if you haven’t seen the brotherhood bloopers yet ur missing out

[kamenotaku]

I kind of love the idea of Al being super sweet and innocent, but with the WORST potty mouth.

[jelloapocalypse]

“I think we should try to bring mom back” is the funniest outtake of all time.

[wind-at-your-back]

“Let’s look at the door” and the big “hmmmmm m!” always get me

But my favorite is Roy’s one at the end.

[tomhollahoe-deactivated20190314]

NEW INTO THE SPIDER-VERSE TRAILER!!!!