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Hey, I'm Hannah. Gamer, artist, makeup artist, and cosplayer.

[reginaldqueribundus]

I feel like nobody talks about this but remember Jay’s “job interview” in the original Men in Black movie? Sure, they play it for comedy, he’s a smartass cop surrounded by all these elite military graduates. But he was also literally the only one in the room smart enough to bring the table over so he had something to write on. And he offers it to the other guys too!

And in the shooting test, on the surface it just seems like a goofy joke when he shoots the little girl cutout in the head, but look at the way he responded to the situation.

The test starts immediately without any warning, we can see that everyone is caught off guard. The other candidates immediately open fire on what they perceive to be threats, but Jay takes a second to assess the situation. He sees he isn’t in any immediate danger, and in a handful of seconds he’s able to scope out several minor details about the targets and hit one with a near-perfect headshot. Jay showed he was an innovative, quick thinker with situational awareness, attention to detail and high-level marksmanship skills, and they never say it outright but I think that’s probably why Zed picked him. (Zed never actually says anything negative about Jay’s performance, just that he has a problem with authority.)

This is highly underrated writing but, then again, this is also the movie where Tommy Lee Jones says “A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it. Fifteen hundred years ago, everybody knew Earth was the centre of the universe. Five hundred years ago, everybody knew the Earth was flat and 15 minutes ago, you knew humans were alone on this planet. Imagine what you’ll know tomorrow.”

[maakaniart-deactivated20221025]

I just wish I could learn every language and all the histories and about everyone's food and folklore and... 😔 but i only have one brain and it is small and malfunctioning

[eternalgirlscout]

miss piggy puts up with so much as a woman in show business and her response to misogyny is never to turn the other cheek or take the high road. it's to physically attack people. and she's right.

[ohk4te]

me, rewatching my favourite media for the hundredth time: it’s about the comfort. it’s about the nostalgia. it’s about lacking the necessary emotional bandwidth to take in and process new things in this year of our lord 2021

[porthavens]

im on tumblr mobile. i scroll down the tumblr dash. i accidentally hit the create post button. i back out of the menu. im at the top of the dash again. i scroll past the posts ive seen and then hit new ones. i reblog one with a tag. im at the top of the dash again.

[porthavens]

my name is sisyphus and my boulder is this fucking shitass app

[valtsv]

i would be That Guy who throws a rock into the deep dark spooky water with bad vibes that everyone says not to disturb. and yeah obviously i'd die for it but at least i'd die doing what i loved: throwing rocks and causing problems on purpose

[i-lionheart]

[maisiewilliams]

on a scale of luke skywalker to jaime lannister how well would you deal with losing your right hand

[maisiewilliams]

or, on a scale of luke skywalker to jaime lannister how well do you deal with latent sexual feelings for your sister

[animatedamerican]

or, on a scale of luke skywalker to jamie lannister how well would you deal with your dad being an utter bastard with unresolved issues about the death of his wife

[lareinecersei]

or, on a scale of luke skywalker to jaime lannister how well would you deal with the fact that your nephew is a complete and total douche

[assheda]

or, on a scale of luke skywalker to jaime lannister how do you feel when you see gwendoline christie in armor

[andrusi]

on a scale of luke skywalker to jaime lannister how badly did your failed attempt to murder a kid screw everyone over

[kinkadinkyy-deactivated20251129]

on a scale of luke skywalker to jaime lannister how disappointing was the end of your franchise

[fandomsallaroundme]

on a scale of luke skywalker to jaime lannister how out of character did the writers make you before they killed you off

[cornedbeefhashtags]

King David: *plays a regular, non-secret chord*

The Lord:

[stream]

Ant-Man and the Wasp (2018) |  WandaVision (2020- )

[buymeabouquet]

a sucker for tea packaging

[sabertoothwalrus]

op how can you make a post about Celestial brand tea packaging and not post the wizard

[flurryface]

date someone who avoids the holes so you sleep fine in the car and curses their government for not using their taxes to fill holes with more cement

[strawberryhorrorshow]

My conservative family members seeing me taking up embroidery:

One week later when I post the finished project:

[ebearcrochet]

I had to reblog this as soon as I stopped laughing

[mandodjarin]

[yesterdaysprint]

Altoona Tribune, Pennsylvania, January 7, 1939

[teaboot]

Oh, the hero is a straight-laced, charismatic, conventionally handsome, neurotypical, heterosexual white man who trusts the government and lives in a bland, flavorless relationship with a subserviant, less-talented woman whose life revolves around him, and I WASN’T supposed to like the villain more? My bad

[teaboot]

Any villain: I too once believed in the ruling power, but when I put my faith in it to protect me I was betrayed. The people who did this faced no consequences for their actions, faced no trial, and as we speak continue to do more harm to others. Your justice is a pretty plan in theory, hero, but it is naive- the real world is messy and cruel and unfair, and I plan to rectify that. Too long I have tried other ways to make this system work- it is time to make a change

Conventional Heroman: Killing people is wrong and the government probably had good plans for this death ray

[sovietfunion]

[rumman]

patti and dolly harmonizing to an acrylic nail beat

[deerisms]

[clownboybebop]

me: to really understand Frankenstein, we have to take into account that Mary Shelley was surrounded by creative men who really didn’t take her seriously, so in addition to sci-fi horror, it can also be read as an exploration of female creative frustration and-

The burglar that broke into my house: bodily autonomy?

me: exactly. Now,