i come bearing cringe

22, she/they, bi & ace, mentally ill (obviously)

[eddiesvixen-deactivated20260201]

marvel do NOT touch him

[snot-licker]

i am almost done with the first chapter of my BobxReader fic guys yayayaya

[eyelessfaces]

[snot-licker]

i was rewatching Thunderbolts with some friends now that it's finally on streaming and i was able to grab a screenshot of Bob's O.X.E. file, which i have transcribed to the best of my ability below:

i hope you enjoy as fans and fanfic writers :)

[snot-licker]

my bad guys!! i had to use 2 different ss to get what i have here and when i grabbed the shots of my transcription after adding to it, i forgot to make sure it lined up. here's the chunk that's missing from my original post

[snot-licker]

i was rewatching Thunderbolts with some friends now that it's finally on streaming and i was able to grab a screenshot of Bob's O.X.E. file, which i have transcribed to the best of my ability below:

i hope you enjoy as fans and fanfic writers :)

[girls-girl-since-2005]

It's honestly baffling that Bob having a shaggy haircut and odd things to say translated to people infantilizing him like no… that's not your baby boy that's a recovering meth addict with severe mental health issues and a prison record NOT your baby and look man im all for submissive men BELIEVE ME but the stuttering in every word and borderline ageplay behaviors is completly out of left field but thats fandom ig😭 anyways I love my man

[snot-licker]

back on my bullshit

[nau-nany]

from luvknux twitter

[simp4-lewis]

“bob is five apples tall”

He did meth.

[rhaenyrathecruell]

Yeah y’all better keep writing them thunderbolts x reader fics

[orchidsgrowfromthesoul]

just want to remind some writers that bob is a fully grown man with a conscience and a former drug addiction. he is not a child and some of y’all should stop infantilising him.

… that’s all.

[yrevras]

spot the difference: sad wet dog edition

[snot-licker]

makes headcanons abt my self ship characters liking their hair being pulled bc i like pulling hair 💔

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

"i would find you in any universe" but it's very clearly intended as a threat

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

(stroking your cheek) i would find and kill you in any lifetime

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i would hunt you down in every possible timeline

[snot-licker]

this is griddlehark

[yeet-the-chair]

Anyone know when Bob's birthday is?? currently writing a fic and I wanna be as accurate as possible but tbh I might have to improvise what his sign is 😭

[snot-licker]

he has no canonical bday so you can just make one up. imo he gives Cancer vibes.

[dearlizzies]

say hello to the new white boy of the month

[scorpiovelaryon]

THUNDERBOLTS* | 2025