you save me!

Equal parts serious and not at all

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

oh! the space needle is a cute mascot base for seattle’s MLB team! i wonder how they managed to communicate that in a big foam costume?

oh

oh

[snowblinked]

perhaps i should consider just getting over it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[lewadny]

happy june to everyone, especially my fellow aroaces

[thecryptkeeper]

this meme has made me giggle to myself too many times this week its so fucking stupid

[thecryptkeeper]

[gayhockeyshow]

Hey…. Hey… Character’s covered in blood, okay? You remember characters covered in blood?? You used to love characters covered in blood

[robotrocky]

Biiiiiiig hug

[venndaai]

have you guys heard about the greenland shark. some crazy shit happening there.

[venndaai]

they are sexually mature at ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY YEARS OLD.

their (live!) young gestate for. wait for it. eight to eighteen (??) YEARS. can have up to 10 at a time. good grief.

longest lifespan of any vertebrate, up to five hundred years

toxic flesh

has giant eyes but is usually blind because of a weird little crustacean that's evolved to live on and eat their eyes. this doesn't seem to bother them much.

lives in deep cold water and has the lowest swim speed and tail-beat frequency for its size across all fish species. just generally lives life in extreme slow motion

largest genome of any shark

eats everything including moose and polar bears

ma'am you are delightfully strange and I'm privileged to share a planet with you

[fluorescentbrains]

this post prompted me to refresh my memory on Greenland Shark Facts and this detail about how they feed goes so hard

just vacuuming up their unsuspecting prey. whole !

[muffinlance]

Good news good news good news! Recent research suggests the eye parasites do NOT blind them!

Eye-opening research: Greenland sharks maintain vision for centuries through DNA repair mechanism

Dorota Skowronska-Krawczyk sits in her office, eyes fixed on the computer monitor in front of her. "You see it move its eye," says the UC Ir

I <3 you a normal amount Greenland sharks

[degeneracygenerator]

seeing a horny post that is so extremely not my thing that i smile and say "good for you" out loud peace and love on planet earth

[daisanfar]

a new pfp for june 🧡💛🤍🩵💙

[viralfrog]

[hms-no-fun]

THE SPIRIT OF BUSTER KEATON LIVES ON

[moonlightbeamu]

[steamclouds]

happy pride ✨

[glafifo]

[robotrocky]

tfw you want your best friend to study you (and your best friend also wants that sooooo badly)

[kapalai]

(by WALTER MELON 47)

[namidameahun]

Singin' in the stars

A short Project Hail Mary fan comic set the night before Grace and Rocky say goodbye.

Read right to left.⬅️

[cryptotheism]

I'm impervious to physical damage in a sexual way