Plump and Sweet

25 M, NSFW Now that we got out of the way, cream time

[sacred-portal]

[fussybabybitch-deactivated20181]

Tumblr sent me a special email just to make sure I saw this picture of a dragon jacking off

[yiffmaster]

finally this website is starting to work properly

[were--ralph]

remember when we were free? when we could run in the fields and feel the wind in our hair? i miss that too.

[digitaldiscipline]

I remember when we could look at a pineapple without thinking of your sex life.

[were--ralph]

[uoa]

do you ever tell people you’ll be going to sleep but then you don’t and you have to not do anything noticable online for the sake of it seeming as if you didn’t lie to them

[rubensmuse]

the last time i got sloppy with this @tinynaught Columbo’d me

[flatluigi]

this post is classic tumblr in a lot of ways but the one I appreciate the most is that the second post happened eleven years after the first one. one of these days I’m going to see a reply to a post by someone younger than the post itself and we’re all just going to have to deal with it

[himynameisemail]

[nanaluvbug]

[kyriathanatos]

IM LOSING MY FUCKING MIND

I ALWAYS THOUGHT THIS WAS A FUCKING EDITED GIF OF STREAMER JERMA985. ITS NOT. ITS JUST STRAIGHT FROM THE TV SHOW “LEGION” UNEDITED. WHAT THE FUCK

[stripedteacup]

It's the most Jerma-like movements possible

[jartita-me-teneis]

[rcmclachlan]

[eeriedann]

Dorothy is basically me every day of my life.

[higharollakockamamie]

MMORPG players in Westworld: people torture the NPCs because they're not real and nothing matters

Real MMORPG players in real games: for a while there was a rock with textures that didn't load in correctly so people made a pilgrimage to Smooth Rock

[willowmp4]

remembering squapes…

[reneelovesrobots]

[0ddoblivion]

This kills me every time

[throathole]

oh so now the ancient sumerian is gonna preach to us

[amirrorcalledthemoon]

[threeninesfine]

You can't be talking like that, White Gilgamesh

[azatas]

my dad's wildlife photography would do numbers on here

[azatas]

ok permission granted everyone look at this fat sandpiper

[thememedaddy]

[molabuddy]

really fond of this bathroom graffiti at my school. peeing?

[anarcho-gamerist]

It’s from Life Is Strange

[noneedtofearorhope]

so there is a whole video game about peeing?

[zamisriza-the-resurrection]

Reblog the 500,000 dollar written check from Seto Kaiba and money will come your way.

[channelsurfer02]

Might as well.

[kyriathanatos]

IM LOSING MY FUCKING MIND

I ALWAYS THOUGHT THIS WAS A FUCKING EDITED GIF OF STREAMER JERMA985. ITS NOT. ITS JUST STRAIGHT FROM THE TV SHOW “LEGION” UNEDITED. WHAT THE FUCK

[stripedteacup]

It's the most Jerma-like movements possible

[tyrannosaurus-rex]

"Woo! Up in smoke!"

[cpericardium]

hey everyone "I" have something to show "you"

[cpericardium]

[cpericardium]

[notahorseindisguise]

this one . i missed this . that great you can go ahead and order it