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I cant go to my local libary anymore because last year when I stopped by a librarian was reading a book I wrote under a pen name years ago. This book sold under 10k copies and I've literally only heard people talk about this book online *if* I went looking for it so I went up to them and tried to start a conversation like "oh hey I've heard of that book is it good?" Like hoping for some real feedback and she goes "yeah I love reading things by queer writers" and in a moment of terror I was like "oh but- hold on, I thought the author was some old hetero white guy?!" A thing I thought because I used my own dead grandpa's picture for the author pic because grandpa never had internet. I fake looked it up and was like "yeah if he was queer its not public?" And without looking up this absolute unit goes "oh the author bio is obviously fake. I'd bet my left leg the author is a west coast millennial non-binary queer who has never lived on the east coast." And then proceeded to rattle off a dozen linguistic flourishes that are specfic to the pacific northwest that are in the book and several that are nearly ubiquitous in the state where I said my pen name lives that are somehow completely absent from the book.

So you know. Got read for fifth and didn't even find out if she liked it.

dappermouth

i can understand the trials but were the tribulations really necessary

64mpg

ads targeted to women: omg you are thirtyyyy. kill yourself

flannelgirlfriend

I love this post so much my friend put it on my 30th birthday cake

othellho

indecentkhakiskirt

Don't mind me, just meticulously documenting every instance of Bella saying "Holy crow!" because Stephenie didn't want her vampire teen pregnancy werewolf x newborn baby love story to promote bad language

indecentkhakiskirt

The thing people don't understand about Bella is that she unconditionally and irrevocably matched Edward's freak. He broke into her house to watch her sleep, fucked up her truck so she couldn't see her other friends, ate tears off of her face, and she was super into it. That's why fan lore where Bella is grounded or relatable doesn't work. We were explicitly told that she was these things because it's how she saw herself, but at every possible turn in the entire series she is insane and melodramatic and obsessively insecure and controlling and that's why she and Edward belong together.

mariapedia

So often, it’s almost like women in media aren’t allowed to be horny, but Bella is. She’s always thinking about how hot her Edward is. The one thing she wanted before being turned was to have sex with Edward. She cries because Edward won’t have sex with her again on her honeymoon. She wakes up as a vampire ready to jump his bones and then spends all night banging him. And I love this about her.

butchsaint

charlie swan i don’t want to have to kill you with my mind but what do you mean that 17 year old bella gets home from school every day, cooks elaborate dinners, AND DOES THE DISHES ON HER OWN, and THEN does her homework all while you drink a beer and watch tv? and on the weekend she cleans the house by herself? i’m shooting you with lasers and dark magic spells

howlonghaveyoubeenseventeen

why didn’t edward ask charlie for permission to marry bella before proposing to her?? he’s so traditional in all the other ways why not that way?

halfbluemoons

“Can I-?”

“No.”

secret-smut-sideblog

love when fictional men are so devoted to their partner it makes them dangerous and insane. very slutty behavior keep it up king

twilight-shitposting

hoahoahoahoahoa

The Twilight Renaissance came and went. Welcome to the Twilight Baroque period. Bring on the shadows. Let’s get dark and intricate (bring on the angst)