Lady Gooseline

I mostly make twilight memes

[ilyanakin]

Twilight is VERY serious to me I don’t care.

[thetiredhumanindividual]

Made it on me phone! :)

[gooseline]

What color Labubu do you think Alice Cullen would have? Because she definitely would have one

[tinyedwardcomics]

what does eddie think of bella's human friends?

[gooseline]

The best line in all of the twilight movies is “My cousin had leprosy”

[rotteneldritchhorror]

never getting over my headcanon that vampires' sparkles can look like other gemstones or crystals other than crushed diamonds

Alice's skin in sunlight looks like sunlight reflecting off of peridot with fractals of green and golden light

Jasper's looks like amber and like he's encrusted with gold, so he almost looks like he's his own sun

Edward's of course is pure diamond and his skin reflects rainbows

Rosalie's looks like diamond and rose quartz, which almost gives her the look of twinkling flushed cheeks in sunlight

Emmett's looks like emerald and diamond and Rosalie likes to say he looks like an forest in the spring

Esme's looks like purple garnet

Carlisle's looks like moonstone and diamond

Bella's (once she turns) looks like sapphire

[gooseline]

Gonna share a goofy headcanon of mine

One of Jasper’s nicknames for Alice is Dumplin’

[gooseline]

[amberkendslacy]

[forkswashington]

you like twilight "ironically", i think it's the greatest cinematic feat of the 21st century. we are not the same.

[gooseline]

It is a work of art

[teathattast]

Thieves Guild

[batsinmybelfry-deactivated20260]

A tale as old as time

[gooseline]

Now that I’ve had a few months to let it marinate, Life and Death’s ending is so utterly heartbreaking. I honestly loved it I think it’s more realistic than the main universe ending but it’s still so sad.

[xostrawberrymlk]

Creep by Radiohead always makes me wanna pour a glass of Merlot or Malbec and read Midnight Sun

[gooseline]

I think it would’ve been really funny if at the end of Breaking Dawn part one Bella opened her eyes and was in the hospital in Arizona

[senatortedcruz]

Gen Z has changed the beloved children’s game Duck Duck Goose to Based Based Cringe

[gooseline]

My dad hates Twilight for a very entertaining reason. It’s not because it’s a cheesy romcom it’s because it romanticizes vampirism and lycanthropy and he thinks it’s demonic or something because of that. One time before the scene where Jacob goes “what I’m not the right kind of monster for you?” he said that word for word before Jacob even said it. Like bro you and Edward are on the same page.

[profoundstarfishmusic]