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Analog Horror and Video Game Lover
@sweetlicorice
I love video games and Analog Horror, I might make headcanons on the characters I like. I'm 24 years old. 18+ Content If you are under 18+, please leave.
do you think doctor or ticket taker collect pocket watches? it seems like something they might do :3
could you maybe do headcanons of if the tfc crew had collections and what they would be? it's okay if you don't want to. :D
Hello, i hope your day has been well. I would love to make your request. It might take some time due to other requests, but I will do it.
As for Ticket Taker and Doctor collecting Pocket Watches; Ticket Taker, yes, Doctor, no. I don't think Doctor would collect pocket watches due to all the chemicals in his tent. The chemicals could corrode the metal of a pocket watch.
Magnifico is a very old monster in human years, but in his kind, he's decently middle-aged. He had read people's interests for older men and women and realized how erotic the gap of young adults (WHO ARE NOT BELOW THE MINOR AGE BUT ARE JUST ADULTS IN GENERAL).
If you call him Daddy, he'll feel an injected stimulation of euphoria and fuck you hard, ramming you on his nest and taking you over and over again. In real life, people will think you're possessed as your holes were being stretched out hard.
BREEDING KINK
Isn't it obvious? Magnifico wanted to mark and mate you in ways that put other monsters to shame.
But more importantly, he wanted a family. He wanted a mate to give birth to his kin and if he's able to be there, he'll protect them in both dream and reality. He'll keep you in his cocks, filling your holes so full that it tries to escape but it can't. If you don't have a vagina, he'll still fill your mouth or asshole with his cum, imagining how it would feel it you have a belly pull of his cum.
SOMNOPHILIA
Magnifico would ask consent, but if you're having a dream of him and he can't interact, he'll play with your sleeping body and fuck you there. You'll think it's just a wet dream, that he can't see because all of this was YOUR desire - But he can.
He would whisper sweet nothings to your ears as you continue to fall deep into slumber, but your body kept twitching and moving up and down as he fucked you sloooowww~
God, if you're real and he's living with you, he'll fuck your sleeping body hard and watch you murmur and mumble; however, the moment your sleepy eyes opened up... You won't come to work for a whole week.
While this is not the first commission I've completed on VGen, it certainly is the first spicy oneâ and I'm really happy with how it turned out and the commissioner trusting me to deliver on what they were looking for with our charming Harlequin :3c
So behold! I have a feeling that I will be learning a lot about the intricate details of proper sound effects and crafting a good soundscape for these types of audios (and also how to pronounce Portuguese better...). It is genuinely a lot of fun to do! :D
Credits:
SFX: OpenNSFW Sound Pack
The Freak Circus ( @nekoboydreams / @freakcircusofhorrors )
Want to commission me for custom audio, voiceover or ASMR? Go check out my VGen page!
Check out the original script (with translations) here!
In which Pierrot has you on his mind late into the evening ~ âïž
This one was just from a few short lines I recorded for funsies from some peeps on discord and wanted to throw together for a quick audio that sounded fun :3c
Hmmm, wonder if Pierrot sounds like this every night after he goes to visit you for a monologue~
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Credits:
SFX: OpenNSFW Sound Pack
The Freak Circus ( @nekoboydreams / @freakcircusofhorrors )
Want to commission me for custom audio, voiceover or ASMR? Go check out my VGen page!
Lowkey gonna be sad when the canon monster forms are revealed because I actually really like my headcanon (granted I designed it to be appealing and fun for me). I might just turn it into a species that exists in the TFC universe. I love my frilled maned wolf shadow man he's so fun to draw and probably just as fun to write (yes I'm genuinely considering writing something using the design). I hope some of you enjoy it too even if it isn't your favorite or what you consider to be accurate đ„č
I love lil prompts like these! They really help me get the creative juices flowing, and who doesn't like a little crackcanon every so often?
Unironically, I listen to Sir Mixalot pretty much every day (I've got like two or three paylists to get me feeling like a baddie)
Let's get this crackcanon going! No cut since it's a short one
Tags: SFW, mildly suggestive, slightly OOC for the bit
The Freak Circus is an 18+ Visual novel Themes include but are not limited to: dark elements, strong language, sensitive graphic content. My works can depict similar themes and are not intended for minors.
One short crackcanon chaser coming up!
Pierrot
Doesn't even need to see the trend, if you ask him to bark he will absolutely do it with little to no hesitation. The only thing that would bar him from barking would be if he's in a populated space, even then he would gladly bark for you in private, with interest.
When you end up showing him the trend he has a hard time understanding the meaning, since he'd do pretty much anything you asked him to do. Some wires get crossed and he ends up offering you more than just barks
"Does my darling want me to wear a collar too? Do you want to hold my leash? Oh! Does that mean I'd get a dog tag with your name on the back too?"
You swear you can sense a phantom tail wagging at every hypothetical thought that races through his head. Overall, has the most realistic bark out of all of them, 10/10
Harlequin
"Oh~? Bark for what exactly? Besides, you would look better on your knees instead, Tarado~" (sex maniac/pervert)
Absolutely knows about the trend, but plays dumb to embarrass you. Tries to get you to explain what exactly he would be barking for, just to see how you would play it off. "I don't need to bark for it, now do I? You would just give it to me after I tease you enough, won't you?"
Eventually will cave if you look upset enough, offering just a measly "woof" to satisfy you
Although, if its in the (heated) moment, you can remind him of this trend and he turns into quite the little yapper, 3/10 for the default woof, 9/10 for the barks of a pleading monster on the brink of desperation.
Jester
He roughly grabs the collar of your shirt and effectively scruffs you, "the only one dropping to their knees is you, pet."
You're officially in the doghouse once you show him the trend. You had the nerve to ask him to drop to his knees? For him to bark? You've got it twisted, pet. The only one who needs to be on their knees and beg for anything should be a lowly human like you.
Cut to the video on his phone of you, spent, overstimulated, and on the brink of tears as he yanks on your leash, telling you sternly to "bark for it"
He's definitely had a change of heart about the trend, he does find it strangely entertaining. Not to mention he never knew you had such a cutely pathetic bark, 7/10, additional points can be added for enthusiasm next time.
Also, please follow rikathesmolpupper. They inspired me to make these headcanons.
Columbina
She smells like roses and cherries.
Columbina loves to play the circus stall games and try to win a few prizes.
She loves it when her partner/MC plays with her hair and horns.
Columbina's monster form is somewhat Bovine.
Columbina has powerful legs. She kicks HARD. She could break ribs if she wanted too.
Her favorite flavor of food is sweet.
Her favorite season is Spring, she loves flowers.
She is pansexual.
Columbina is STRONG. She looks cute and dainty like a porcelain doll, but don't let that fool you. She could throw a full-grown human with one hand over one of the circus tents.
She loves lolita fashion.
Columbina LOVES it when he partner/MC paints her nails and hooves.
She likes to decorate her mask.
Her favorite fruit is apples.
Columbina is the most emotionally intelligent one in the circus.
She doesn't like rough play in bed. If you have read my Valentines Day Series, she likes soft play in bed. Gentle whispers, I love you's, and sweet embraces.
She HATES mushrooms with a passion.
She doesn't like beans. She hates the texture of them.
Her kisses taste like cotton candy and strawberries.
Her release ( cum ) tastes like pink lemonade and raspberries.
She loves to dance.
She would love it if her partner/MC tied ribbons onto her horns.
Also, please follow rikathesmolpupper. They inspired me to make these headcanons.
Columbina
She smells like roses and cherries.
Columbina loves to play the circus stall games and try to win a few prizes.
She loves it when her partner/MC plays with her hair and horns.
Columbina's monster form is somewhat Bovine.
Columbina has powerful legs. She kicks HARD. She could break ribs if she wanted too.
Her favorite flavor of food is sweet.
Her favorite season is Spring, she loves flowers.
She is pansexual.
Columbina is STRONG. She looks cute and dainty like a porcelain doll, but don't let that fool you. She could throw a full-grown human with one hand over one of the circus tents.
She loves lolita fashion.
Columbina LOVES it when he partner/MC paints her nails and hooves.
She likes to decorate her mask.
Her favorite fruit is apples.
Columbina is the most emotionally intelligent one in the circus.
She doesn't like rough play in bed. If you have read my Valentines Day Series, she likes soft play in bed. Gentle whispers, I love you's, and sweet embraces.
She HATES mushrooms with a passion.
She doesn't like beans. She hates the texture of them.
Her kisses taste like cotton candy and strawberries.
Her release ( cum ) tastes like pink lemonade and raspberries.
She loves to dance.
She would love it if her partner/MC tied ribbons onto her horns.
ALTERNATE TITLE: The monsters are literally all in heat and Doctor keeps them all from getting laid to the point it hurts-
Thought of this after @that-one-weird-simp showed me some of darthsuki's streams and the Cock Block Doctor trend that I found hilarious! It does take place in the Monster Yuu Au. Basically just a shitpost at this point LOL. (Psst. @dustybustyy)
Warnings: Innuendos, Harlequin IS his own warning, horny monsters, boners mentioned, sexual tension but nothing actually explicit,etc.
MINORS/AGELESS BLOGS DNI!!!
Plus a funny meme they made when I told them my idea for this:
Yknow-....It's not that they DIDN'T love Doctor.
They all did. Whole heartedly. They LOVED Doctor.
He was always the calm one. He always knew exactly how to treat anyone when they unfortunately caught a case of human flu. He could slice the best sandwich meat. Gave the best massages! No seriously. The man knew muscles enough to probably be the best masseuse in the world. And arguably he was the smartest one out of all six of them.
So what was wrong?
"Harlequin, are you ready for your prostate exam yet?"
Harlequin froze. VERY comically. Eyes opening to the size of plates.
"You've been putting it off for almost two weeks now! Everyone else is done with their yearly full body physicals except you. If you just hold still and let me get your physical done, it'll be less inconvenient for everyone involved!"
How did this extremely awkward moment happen?
Well it surprisingly didn't start at Doctor's tent. It actually started randomly in Harlequin's tent. Right after a show and everyone was gone except just the two of them. Yuu already had a pretty good idea of what Harlequin wanted when he not so subtly scooted up to her and wrapped both hands around her waist growling.
"That was a good dance. You can really stretch those legs.~" There was a tug at her tights. "Wanna see how fair I can stretch them?~"
"No. There's still people outside." She pushed his hand away. "I'm not risking you embarrassing me again."
"Come on, Yuu. It's been a week."
"And that's 'too long' for you? Why don't you just go bother Pierrot or Columbina then?"
"Please. This heat is killing me....I feel weak." He dramatically leaned on her more. "Light headed. I can barely perform. Only the touch of a real woman can help me.~"
She sighed. "Anyone ever tell you you're annoyingly persistent?"
He didn't get a chance to answer because the flap of the green and black tent was pushed open and in came a rather large figure. And now the three were standing there in silence. Harlequin froze. Yuu just....staring. And Doctor looking completely oblivious to the risky position the two were in. Eventually Doctor crossed his arms.
"The silent treatment? Really, Harlequin? You are acting like a child."
....Harlequin's right eyelid twitched before he inhaled sharply and turned his head around to Doctor with a strained smile. "Of course. Because CLEARLY I'm NOT in the middle of trying to get LAID." His sarcasm was so thick and obvious Pierrot could've cut it with one of his knives.
"Oh, good! It's bad to put these things off you know." Doctor walked right up to the two of them sounding happier. "Your health is of upmost importance and a yearly physical is nothing to be put off."
"Did you seriously-...." He facepalmed before inhaling again and dragging his fingers down his face. "Doctor. Give me an hour! No thirty minutes. I promise I can make this quick, I just need some privacy-"
Instead a large hand grabbed a hold of Harlequin and started dragging his resisting form towards his tent. "You just said you weren't doing anything. You won't be putting this off anymore."
"GOD DAMMIT, DOCTOR!!" He clawed at the ground attempting to get back to Yuu. "My dick feels like it's about to fall off here!!"
"Goodness! I told you to use protection when bringing sexual partners home! Now I'll have to give you a full groin exam to be sure you didn't contract an incurable disease-"
"I DON'T HAVE AN STD!!" He reached out for Yuu. One hand balled hard into the ground. "Wait for me here! We can pick up when I come back!"
A rough YANK pulled him through the flap in the tent, the curtains swaying a little with Harlequin's faded cursing as Yuu stood there slowly blinking and processing what had just happened. She was genuinely in shock just standing there for a long moment...
"....Pffft-" She leaned against the stage set clutching her stomach as she laughed so hard her sides hurt.
She decided to purposely avoid Harlequin after that. The man was clearly frustrated and annoyed after Doctor finally stopped holding him hostage and she couldn't face him right now without dissolving into laughter. However that wasn't the end of Doctor's oblivious reign. One time to avoid Harlequin, Yuu ducked into the kitchen, she was hungry anyways, only to find Pierrot though. He looked like he was just finishing up piping frosting on an admittedly pretty looking vanilla cake.
"Wow. That looks really nice, Pierrot. Reminds me of the cakes I used to make at the cafe."
He beamed. "Thank you. I made the frosting myself."
"Looks like you missed a little frosting right there." He paused when she reached out to wipe at his chin before tasting it. "Wow....This IS pretty good frosting. You know just the way to a girl's heart don't you.~"
Well that lead to her getting pushed against the table with two arms on either side of her with Pierrot breathing heavily above her. A growl leaving his mouth as he leaned closer.
"My lady.~ You still don't know what you do to me do you?" Long nails dug into the table top. "You make my heart pound with lust.~ My thoughts race with unholy desires.~ My blood rush to places that make me afraid.~" His breathing became heavy as he leaned forward. "It makes me want to eat you alive.~....Without actually eating you of course.~"
Yuu squealed as she was suddenly leaned over the table as Pierrot leaned over her. Growling as one kiss was given to her neck- Both looked up the flap in the tent opened up and Doctor just strolled on in humming. Both just watched dumbfounded as he hummed to himself walking over to the communal fridge and opened it before kneeling down with his huge height and beginning to rustle around in the fridge as the two stared.
He pulled out a carton of milk looking at it. ".......Pierrot, this milk is five days past the expiration date. Why didn't you throw it out?"
Pierrot opened his mouth, looked at Yuu, Yuu shrugged, before looking back at Doctor. "I...hadn't noticed?"
"This can cause someone to get sick!" He proceeded to throw the entire carton of milk in the trash can before returning to the fridge. "Come over here and help me. We're checking the labels on everything and making a list for Bil later tonight! Honestly, how can you be so careless?"
Pierrot again looked between the two...before whining and leaning away with a very obvious strain in his front pants as he turned to help Doctor. "Can we...do this later?" Doctor stared. "You know." His head nodded towards Yuu slowly getting up off the table. "After."
"You and Yuu can eat the cake after we go through the kitchen. Right now we're making sure there's no possibility of anyone getting sick from expired ingredients." He turned. "I'll check the fridge, you check the cabinets. Yuu can look inside the deep freezer...I'm pretty sure there's some of Jester's fruit gelato that's been in there since last October that needs to be thrown out."
And just like that Doctor obliviously turned what was a spicy moment between lovers into a day of 'clean-the-kitchen'. He literally pulled a notepad and pen from nowhere and made a detailed list of what they needed or HAD to be replaced for 'health reasons'. The ENTIRE time Pierrot was sporting a not so hidden boner. Even when Doctor dragged him out.
"My lady. Please...I desire you so-"
"Let's go show Bil our list. You may serenade Miss Yuu with poetry later. Yuu, please go dispose of the discarded food items in a safe manner."
Pierrot held out a hand as Doctor dragged him away same with Harlequin out of the tent with a frustrated kicked puppy look. Although she THOUGHT she heard him mumble a- "God dammit, Doctor." -under his breath as he was dragged out but she wasn't sure. Yuu watched them go before looking at the trashcan full of 'unsafe food'...then she laughed a little bit. Wasn't as funny as Harlequin getting dragged out for a examination of his own ass, but it was still very comical. However as the saying goes-
Once is an accident, twice is a coincidence, three times-....It's fucking hilarious!
One time after a show Bil had come up to her after a performance with clear intentions gently taking a hold of her hand.
"You danced quite beautifully tonight, My Dear.~"
"My. Thank you, Bil. You always know exactly how to make a girl blush."
What followed was a kiss to her hand then her wrist then up her lower arm and just when he almost got to her elbow-
"Bil! There you are!" Doctor had suddenly seemingly manifested from nowhere walking towards them with a clipboard in hand. Ignoring or oblivious to the way Bil was still holding her arm leaned over it. "I was looking over the budget and it seemed you had forgotten to put some funds aside for the replacement supplies I asked for." He flipped a paper. "I had a specific conversation with you about this before we set up in this town. Did you forget?"
Ticket Taker stared at him but compared to Pierrot and Harlequin he was much calmer as he straightened up and slowly nodded. "Yes. I remember. I haven't counted up the money from tonight yet-"
"We must rectify this at once! Some of these medications I can't get from Jester's connections in this area unless we give them the money they want. I need the anesthesia! And the thread for stitches! I NEED the enzymatic cleaner to sterilize my equipment safely. What if someone suddenly needs emergency care?"
"I understand your concern. I will reconstruct the budget and give you what you need." He glanced at her. "...In three hours. I have some very important business to take care of first."
"There is no business more important than ensuring the safety of everyone's health at the circus. What could be more important?"
Bil slowly inhaled. Bil never did that before. His hold on her arm increasing slightly. "Yuu has a problem she needs me to help solve with some 'performance practice'."
Doctor looked at her. "You need help practicing?"
"Well, they do say practice makes perfect."
"Is Harlequin or Pierrot free right now?"
"Um...To tell you the truth, I think Harlequin is because he hasn't done any shows tonight," she answered honestly.
Doctor immediately turned back to Bil. "Then it's settled. She may practice with him." He held up the clipboard pointing at it. "We're only going to be here ten more days. I need these funds tonight!"
........Bil's hands slowly released her arm and stiffly nodded his head. "Very well. This can't be put off tonight despite how much my needs aren't being met-"
"I'm glad you see reason. Let's go get this sorted out at once." He smiled under his plague doctor mask sounding happy he was getting his money blissfully oblivious to Bil's light hints.
Doctor happily turned and started walking towards the blue tent as Bil inhaled again, rubbed his temples- "God dammit, Doctor. The one time I didn't need to worry about Pierrot and Harlequin fighting again." -and stiffly walked after him.
...Yuu chuckled when Bil was out of sight.
Honestly she thought after Bil that was going to be the last time. Three times the charm right? She had her fun, AND she didn't do anything wrong to get a kick out of it. So no one could blame her. But then Columbina and her happened to be talking. The other female monster scooted closer tapping her fingers together.
"Um...S-So I was wondering. I don't have to hang up any fliers tonight. Do you want to come back with me to my tent? I have this really pretty pink lingerie set that I think makes me look pretty and-"
"Columbina!" Both jumped and looked up as suddenly the taller monster was standing there before the two of them.
"HOLY SHIT!! Don't sneak up on people like that, Doc!," she yelled. "Scared the crap outta me!"
"Columbina, you promised to assist me in taking blood samples from the Fools today when you were done with your duties." He held up a shoe box of syringes, bandages, some cotton balls and rubbing alcohol, and clean test tubes. "I've been waiting at your tent for four hours. I want to be sure none of them are infected with anything. Especially ones we plan to eat."
She blinked. "W-Was that today?"
He nodded. "I asked you in advance two days ago and you said you would be free TONIGHT. I swear what has gotten into everyone this month?" He reached up to pinch where Yuu assumed the bridge of his nose was as if he was the most annoyed person in the world. "Harlequin kept putting off his physical, Pierrot forgets to check the labels on the food in the kitchen, Bil forgets to budget anything for me, and now you forget your promise."
Columbina looked at him then at Yuu. "Well...Can't you get Jester to help you tonight? We were just discussing some very...'special occasion' outfits and-"
"You ladies may discuss fashion when we're finished like you promised. Jester has gone with Bil to arrange a boat to our next destination with an old friend of his. And before you suggest the others, Pierrot is too busy making dinner and Harlequin is reluctant to be around me since his prostate exam."
Yuu snorted but covered it with a cough when Doctor looked at her. "Sorry. My throat's been dry from talking to Columbina for a little while."
"Well be sure to drink plenty of water. If your throat is still sore, come see me when we're done for some cough drops. Come along, Columbina."
She opened her mouth as Doctor just turned and started to walk away without waiting for her to argue. She looked between his retreating form and Yuu who shrugged.
"You DID promise. You better go keep it."
She sighed and walked after the taller monster mumbling. "God dammit."
Alright. Strange. But she chalked it up to Columbina being forgetful due to horniness. Surely it wouldn't happen a fifth time right?
NOPE!!
He was minding her own business one second. The next someone purple was right behind her leaning their head over her shoulder.
"Hello, Jester," she greeted without looking up from the newspaper she was holding.
"You seem to be enjoying yourself today. I never took you for one to read the paper."
"Pierrot asked me to help him find coupons for groceries." The paper crinkled in her hands as she rose a brow. "...I found a coupon for two dollars off sugar he might like."
He hummed not taking his eyes on her. That piercing one she knew by now that she knew what he wanted. Jester gave this look to any of the other five whenever he was horny and decided he wanted THAT ONE tonight.
"I'm very sure he appreciates the helping hand. We all help one another around here with what we need most." He spoke leaning just a centimeter closer.
"Exactly. I haven't tried those magazines yet but I'm pretty sure there's one for fifty cents off butter in one of them. You can help if you want."
"Actually I was hoping you and I could do something to..help." His grin widened as she looked at him. "However it's not something I do in public spaces for voyers-"
"Yuu? Ah! There you are." Both looked over as Doctor just strolled on in. A magazine held up in his hands. "I'm finished with this dental magazine and heard from Pierrot you were gathering coupons for his next grocery one. There's one for a dollar off toothpaste in this one...Oh! Good evening, Jester."
"Hello, Doctor." Jester greeted politely back. "How are you?"
"Good, good. I was just dropping off this magazine for Yuu." He casually placed the Magazine on the table with the rest of them. "I wasn't expecting to see you here though. Are you helping Pierrot too?"
"Actually he was asking me for my help." She turned to him with a perfect poker face casually. "Is it important? I already promised Pierrot I'd help him with this."
"If you'd like I could help you," Doctor offered, "I'm not doing anything at the moment."
Jester glanced at him. "Oh no. No, no. Of course not. I need her help specifically. After all as they say.." Those purple eyes pierced her very skull. "It takes two to 'tango.'~"
"Wouldn't Harlequin or Pierrot be a better help then?" Doctor cocked his head confused. "I've never seen Miss Yuu tango before." He hummed a hand holding his chin in thought. "...Unless you've done it and I just so happened to not see it yet up until now."
Jester just stared at him.
He looked back to Yuu. "Do you know how to tango? I've only ever seen you dance ballet and some ballroom waltzes on occasion."
Don't laugh don't laugh don't laugh- "Nope. I only know ballet and what little ballroom dancing Harlequin taught me, and gymnastics of course."
"Is one of these three teaching you?"
"Not really."
Now he seemed REALLY confused. "Then...why would Jester ask to tango with you if you do not know that dance style? Unless he's planning on teaching you." He literally scratched his head. "It doesn't make sense unless he's planning on teaching you...No one seems to be making sense this month. Either way Harlequin or Pierrot would then make more suitable partners if you wish to practice the tango, Jester."
Jester just still stared. His left eyelid twitched once. Otherwise his smile and look hadn't changed. Yuu bit her tongue and gripped the newspaper harder.
DON'T LAUGH!! DO NOT LAUGH NOW!! HOLD IT IN! SHE COULD DO IT!!
"...Thank you, Doctor. I had already considered them."
"You should reconsider then!" He held up a finger. "Jumping right into any physical activity without proper practice first can cause great injuries. After all you wouldn't try doing track without first practicing jumping over high hurdles would you?"
"No."
"Have you had any lessons on the tango yet?" She shook her head no. "Then as both your doctor I must object to any tango before either you, Harlequin, or Pierrot teaches her properly first. This physical activity you both are about to jump into needs proper protection precautions."
D O N 'T L A U G H!!!!
She was trying her hardest not to!! Sucking in her lips and biting them. Her hands shook holding the newspaper trying to contain the roaring laughter wanting to spill out of her. She didn't know what was funnier. Doctor being oblivious to his own words and the situation or the dead stare Jester was just giving him. Yuu only knew if she laughed now Jester would certainly find some way to get back at her later she'd dread.
Eventually the purple people eater spoke again. "I appreciate your concern." His voice was calm but strained. "But I promise you I have everything under control."
"I still must object until you give her a few lessons. What if you both fall and you end up on top of her?"
"That is precisely the position I'm looking for."
"That's not good for either of you! Too many accidents can happen in that position! Something could break open or bend painfully the wrong way-"
WHOMP!!
She had to suddenly put her head down on the table and started making loud inhales and exhales. Not laughing but it was getting close.
"Now what on earth has gotten into, Yuu? This is a serious matter! Many people get injured during physical activities and that's why proper protection measures are given from a young age. It takes years to learn to properly move the right way and to build up the proper muscles to be able to perform properly!"
"God dammit, Doctor! I was referring to intercourse after this-"
"You can not perform sex after sustaining a serious physical injury if you two get injured during the tango, Jester! If you wish to get into a position of pain like you mentioned, then PLEASE go with someone more experienced for your BDSM! Injuring someone while dancing might be alluring in some circumstances but someone who's never performed the specific dance you want to do is dangerous!"
She was just ONE more sentence away from laughing!! Her body was shaking so badly against the table as she gasped for air like a fish out of water!
".......Excuse me. I shall go perform my duties and think long about our talk."
"I am very glad you take my advice seriously unlike Harlequin."
"E-Excuse me." She slowly stood up, abruptly just grabbing all the newspapers and magazines. "I-I'm going to go to m-my room and finish cutting them out there in peace."
She left without another word. Yuu did NOT cut the coupons. She grabbed a pillow, shoved her face into it, and laughed hard. She couldn't stop laughing on and off for at least a good hour maybe two rotating between gasping for breath and laughing so hard her sides literally started cramping up and hurting.
How oblivious could one person be?
That SHOULD have been the end of it surely. However she wasn't expecting the next day when Jester decided to hold a small meeting, not anything serious. Just explaining where they would be going next and how they would be getting there, how long it'd take, and where he planned to set everything up.
"Any questions?"
.....Pierrot raised a hand-
"Yes, Pierrot. We'll purchase a new microwave to replace the one Harlequin wrecked when we get there." Both gave Harlequin looks.
"The TV dinner said to heat for five minutes. How was I supposed to know you weren't supposed to leave the plastic layer on? Isn't that supposed to keep it fresh?"
Jester sighed. "Tonight's our last night running a show. We shut everything down and start packing tomorrow morning."
That should've been the end of it. Just ending with them going on their way and getting ready for ALL the work ahead tomorrow. Except when Doctor walked up to her.
"Yuu."
She looked up at the tallest monster. "Yeah, Doc?"
"Would you wish to have sexual intercourse with me tonight?"
And ALL at once five other monsters stopped to stare at the two of them in silence.
She had to hold back laughter SO HARD but she managed to keep the perfect poker face as she pretended to think. Humming and rubbing her chin in fake thought before shrugging. "Sure. Why not? I'm not busy tonight."
He seemed happy. "Excellent! I'll just-"
SLAM!!
Harlequin slammed on his knees and. Just. SHRIEKED!! Not a normal scream. The most 'I am being brutally tortured to death' frustrated shriek she'd ever heard as he just turned to the ceiling of the tent and let it loose. It echoed out everywhere as he sat on his knees.
Thump, thump, thump-
CRACK!!
Yuu turned her head hearing someone sounding like they were stomping over and over and something wooden breaking. Only to find Columbina hitting her head over and over on the pole holding up Jester's tent. Jester was just standing next to her. His grin strained so much she could literally see his fangs gritted, and his eyelid twitching every few seconds. She found the source of the cracking noise too. The clipboard Jester had been holding was absolutely crushed in between his palms and a few pieces at his feet.
HICCUP!!
She turned to look back towards the Harlequin. Harlequin was now rocking back and forth gritting his teeth and sporting a physical boner. "It's been a month...Can't take any more!"
Right next to him Pierrot was literally on the ground in the fetal position curled in on himself full on ugly sobbing. Not crying. SOBBING. As if all six of them had sudden been murdered in the most brutal way in front of him. He was crying fat tears as he sobbed into Harlequin's leg.
POP!!
A loud POP and the sound of liquid being poured made her look behind the two men on the ground loosing their minds at the desk. Behind them Ticket Taker was calmly pouring a wine into a wine glass until it was over flowing, before pressing his lips to it, and just straight up CHUGGING the wine like it was nothing. Once it was empty he slammed it to the desk, a crack ran down the side of the crystal wine glass as Bil just started filling it up a second time.
Harlequin and Pierrot still whimpered and sobbed on the ground. Columbina kept hitting her head. Bil was already chugging a second cup of wine. And Jester's other eye had joined the twitching as Yuu blinked at them. Alright. Maybe teasing monsters in heat wasn't a good idea after all.
Doctor only reached a hand up to scratch his head in confusion. "Now what's gotten into them?"
TFC characters reacting to your breeding kink- HCs
hihi! this was a request from @sweetlicorice that i absolutely could not pass up, i hope i did it justice !!! i havent written headcanons in a good while so i hope y'all like em <333
warnings: MDNI, smut-adjacent, all five of the boys are here ofccc, jester is mentioned to have an ovipositor, praise, teasing, this is pretty tame as far as my stuff goes tbh not a ton of warnings, AFAB gender neutral reader, breeding kinks (ofc), I think the word pregnant is dropped like once and its in harleys, sub reader for most/all, cockwarming. uhh I think that's it enjoy xoxo
WC: ~1k
Pierrot
<3 Oh, homeboy is so excited
<3 Seeing you all flustered as you tried to explain your kink, your face warm and your heart beating fast is doing terrible things to Pierrot
<3 Once he gets past how cute you look asking him to cum inside you and knock you up, the thought really starts to enter his mind
<3 All of a sudden he canât stop thinking about how pretty youâd sound, moaning as he stuffed you full of his knot, how good youâd feel taking all of him
<3 Not to mention if it takes, too, seeing you all round and full of his pups. Mmm, yeah youâre not going far after you tell him
~~~~~
âI-Iâm sorry if itâs too weird, you donât have to-â you started, wringing your hands out as you tried to read Pierrotâs face, bright red as the monster stared at you silently.Â
âNo,â he said firmly, gazing at you with an intensity that locked you into place. âI⊠are you sure? Isnât that like saying⊠you want to start a family with me?âÂ
As much as his words sounded incredulous, the drool trailing down his mask at the idea let you know he was not opposed to it. You swallowed nervously.Â
âWell, I mean, one day..? I just like the idea of you saying you want to breed me,â you explained further, watching a shiver wrack through his body at the word alone. Pierrot leaned in closer, closer, until he was hovering over you on the couch.Â
âCan we start⊠now, my love?â he rasped out, panting softly. âWill you let me breed you?âÂ
<3 That does NOT stop him from bullying you about this
<3 Heâs so mean when you tell him, grinning as he teases you about your âdebauched little fetishâ
<3 Unlike Pierrot, heâs not immediately going in for it
<3 He would wait until the next time you two fucked, letting you think he forgot about it, before whispering in your ear the words youâd been praying to hear from him
~~~~~
âFuck, Harley, âm close,â you warned, his cocks pistoning into you at a mean pace. He chuckled breathlessly above you, his arms on either side of your head, caging you in so all you could see was him.Â
âAw, does it feel good, dear one?â he purred out, one of his tendrils rubbing lazy circles against your clit. You pouted up at him, brow furrowed at his teasing. He grinned, leaning down as his lips brushed against the shell of your ear. âYou want me to cum inside you? Hm? Want me to stuff you full of my cocks until I breed you full of me?â
Your orgasm crashes into you as he laughs, entirely entertained, though he talks a big game for someone who isnât thrown towards his own orgasm as you wrap your legs around his waist, mumbling âget me pregnantâ against his ear in a needy tone.Â
<3 As your lover in general though, he pretends to not care about much about you
<3 This doesnât mean he doesnât care- just that heâd never show it
<3 He absolutely degrades you about it
<3 Heâs totallyyyy never thought about the same thing. Heâd neverrr
~~~~~
âWhat, did you expect me to be surprised?â he asked, legs crossed as he looked at you through his lashes, bored judgement seeping from his core.Â
âI-â
âNo, youâve said quite enough, pet,â he shushed you, holding up a hand to keep you quiet. âI donât understand why you felt the need to say something so painfully obvious. You humans are so obsessed with your base desires, itâs a miracle youâre not begging for it,â he mused lightly, a slight grin on his masked face as he belittled you. You whimpered, keeping quiet. There wasnât really anything you could say to defend yourself here.Â
You looked down in shame, heat rising to your cheeks as you writhed under his gaze. He let you avoid eye contact for a few moments before snapping his fingers once, making your eyes quickly meet his. He grinned smugly at your obedience before letting his face fall to one of boredom once again.Â
âDonât act so pitiful, pet, itâs embarrassing,â he chastised, enjoying watching you squirm. âIf you can be good for me until my next heat, maybe Iâll reward you and stuff you full of my eggs,â he said. He huffed softly in amusement as you audibly whimpered, nodding desperately.Â
<3 Creampies are messy, and a lot more work for him to clean up
<3 That doesnât mean heâs against it, now. Itâs just⊠a treat more than it is a common practice
<3 He does like how into it you are though- kinks are an excellent motivator when youâre struggling to keep up with certain demands
~~~~~
âIf you canât sit still, you canât sit with me, dear,â he hummed absentmindedly, tunnel visioned on his paperwork. You whined, your cunt bearing down on his cock once again as you tried your best not to squirm in his lap.Â
ââM sorry. Iâm trying,â you mumbled. Your brain was fried from cockwarming him for so long. How long had it been, maybe an hour..?
âTry harder,â he said, a hint of amusement in his tone. His hips shifted a bit to get comfortable in his seat, the almost imperceptible amount of friction from the movement making you squirm more. You felt one arm wrap around your midsection before his hand held your jaw firmly in place, his lips ghosting against your ear as he spoke.Â
<3 He is a lil confused at first. You know your species arenât compatible, right?
<3 But when you explain that âits a kink thing, not an actual proposal for children,â he understands a bit more
<3 You know heâs gonna want to try it out. You were hoping for that when you told him
~~~~~
âYour heart rate increased when I said that,â he hummed teasingly, dragging his cock against the walls of your cunt in a slow, deep rhythm that had you writhing against the exam table. âDo you really like it that much when I say Iâm going to breed you?â
You whined softly, nodding. You were so, so close to the edge. All you wanted to do was wrap your legs around his waist until he came deep inside you, but with how your ankles were strapped down, that wasnât really an option.Â
âMm, always such a good patient for me, sweetie,â he groaned softly, rocking his hips into yours harder than before. He dipped his head down, sharp teeth grazing just over your pulse point. âYou know, I find it quite amusing, this little kink of yours,â he hummed in thought, labored breaths fanning across the sensitive skin of your neck. âAroused by how your body was made to take my cock⊠is that it, sweetie? Do you just want to be mine?â
Tfc headcannons and scenarios: how they would react to the reader making them matching bracelets.
Pierrot
"my dear, what are you doing?" Pierrot asks while slowly making his way over to your pre-occupied form. "Making us matching bracelets! I thought it would be a cute idea." You explain while sliding the final bead you needed onto the string with practiced ease, fully catching the red-costumed-preformers undivided attention. He sits down beside you with crossed legs, the bells on his hat jingling with the movement. You finish tying the knot at the end of it before sliding the newly made bracelet onto the wrist of the individual sitting beside you, his face flushing from the slightest bit of contact. "M-my dearest- it's...beautiful! Thank you thank you thank you!- I will treasure this for as long as I walk this very planet for- I'll NEVER take it off!- thank you, my dear!"
Needless to say, he loves it.
That thing will likely never leave his wrist without a hassle first.
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Harlequin
"huhum!~ and what might you be up to, dear one?" The green wearing creature says while inviting himself over to sit beside you, just a little bit too close for comfort. "Making matching bracelets. " you reply bluntly, heavily focused on sliding the green and black beads onto the string in the opposite order of the previous bracelet of which is now on your wrist. Harlequin raises an eyebrow at your response, his grin widening as he leans in to rest his chin on your shoulder to watch your movements. "And who might you be making these for, hm? I be-" you quickly cut him off by sliding the freshly made bracelet onto one of his wrists, making him tense up akin to a dear in headlights. After a few moments, his signature smug grin appears once again. "Bold~ I appreciate the gift, darling. Might have to make it up to you later, who knows?~"
He won't admit it, but he's touched you made him something like that.
He now also gets to rub it in his red-wearing-rivals face that the little human of his decided to match with him instead.
Dunno if this has been asked before but uh... do you have any Pierrot knot headcanons? I've always imagined him with a knot in his monster form tbh đ€€đ
OK.
FINE. I GUESS (also, I am for this headcanon too, hence why my second Hot Pants chapter is literally about this haha)
PIERROT (with a knot) HEADCANONS!
---Pierrot never realized the knot could....go inside...someone, until it's too late. Once it happens, he loses all sense of himself and where he is. The feeling of being so close, pelvis to pelvis, rattles his bones. He cannot help but find his jaw dropping, staring at where you two are connecting and hardly believing it. For a moment, one precious sobering second, he worries he's hurt his lover-that he did something horribly wrong. That his dick isn't right. That is, until the one beneath him moans in that delicious way he'd never heard before and instinct takes over concern as quickly as the flash of a camera.
----When masturbating, Pierrot was always afraid to touch the strange bulbous thing at the end of his crotch. It always seemed....too sensitive to the touch, even causing him to whimper whenever it grazed against the edges of his clothes during more....awkward....moments in his life. However, during one such wank session, Pierrot's fingers travel further down in the heat of the moment than originally intended. His eyes shoot open as he finds himself staining the sheets of his bed without warning. Pierrot's mouth opens wide in an 'o' shape as he quickly ruts into his hand, squeezing the knot like a stress ball. The resulting pleasure has some pain to it, even feeling strange at times, but Pierrot soon gets addicted to the feeling and ends up milking the engorged piece of flesh whenever possible after the fact.
---Sex with a knot, while incredible when done right, also has its disadvantages. Well.....to some.....but not to The Pierrot. Always after cumming, knot fully inside, Pierrot is unable to pull out of his lover until the bulge dies down. As such, whomever he has sex with literally HAS to cuddle him, much to the red clown's internal and external joy. Be prepared for this clown to hold you tightly to his chest, clinging as he waxes rhapsodic about your new life together and all the pleasures you'll have in the future he envisions for you. Get ready to know everything about him during this time: his blood type, shoe size, allergies, etc. And if you think that all ends AFTER his knot is soft enough to slip out of you? Well....you got another thing coming. Or uh, 'cumming'.
