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Starter anyone?
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“That is quite a lot of criticism coming from a girl who can’t even lift a hammer.” To press his point the god lifted Mjolnir to his shoulder. A playful smirk was evident on his face.”So what shall we do first, drink or hunt?”
“I have no need to lift something so brutish and bulky--if I need to kill I’ll use a sword or a bow. Much more elegant and much less of a mess if you ask me.” A light amused smile was on her face, honestly she didn’t like weapons such as hammers or even spears. To much of a chore to get them to hit just where you wanted to in her opinion.
“I would say hunt first, but at the moment Sol and Aud are out trying to round up the pups, they ran off well I was trying to teach them to fetch a kill. Though we could always go without them they may end up upset by that, so I say a drink first--honored prince.” Though the end was obviously a joking jab.
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“I am not apologizing so much as continuing the sarcasm everyone expects of me.”
“Even a sarcastic apology seems very pointless to me, your a very strange being Loki.”
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——— ⊰ ╰❖╮⊱ ——— ❝ Neverous energy yes. That is a thing isn’t it? I completely forgotten. How clumsy of me. ❞ As the half goddess spoke she seemed to shift; thinking. Pondering.
❝ I do sadly agree with you. Any form of long time in one area can become one’s cage But sadly I didn’t allow my wings to be clipped like a flightless black bird. Midgard does seem to bear promise I must say. It seems more able to influence as well. Won’t you agree? ❞
The Huntress was silent for a moment as she thought about what she’d said. “--I suppose, on some level there are members of Midgard that are more easily influenced. But there are those in any of the Realms that are. It depends more on the specific individual than it does the race, I think.”
“Then again, nearly anyone can likely be pushed in certain directions if you find the right trigger to motivate them. Family members, a beloved item, some failure from their past.”
"It is good to see you on Asgard again, Prince. I must admit that the Royal Hunting Party has been a bit lack luster without you here. Sol and Aud miss seeing you there as well." Skaði told him, referring to her personal hounds. -snxwgxddess
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“It is good to be back. I shall look forward to our first hunt then. It has been too long since the son of the Allfather has speared a boar worthy of his household.”
“That is because the Allfather’s son is large and clumsy, and likes to make noise when killing.” Though she was just teasing, Thor was a good hunter. But there was no denying he was much better in combat where he could loudly face his enemies head on, rather then quietly stalk prey.
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“Did you expect anything less?”
“―My humblest apologies if I’ve disappointed you.”
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“No, your acting exactly how I expected. So there is no disappointment, however I do wonder why you bother giving apologies when you obviously know that people expect sarcasm from you.”
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——— ⊰ ╰❖╮⊱ ——— ❝ Pups can be bothersome, or so I am guessing. Punishing them would be crude seeing as their issue isn’t a negative behavior. Conditioning to tell wrong from right or a time scale would be rather easy if they are given the right treat. ❞
❝ I have faired better. My time on Midgard has been rather… Interesting then it being condemned to that of boredom in Asgard. At the moment Asgard would be a punishment not a gift to me. ❞
“I’m sure once their energy settles down a bit they will grow out of it, some litter’s take more time than others.” Then again some of her dogs didn’t make it as hunting dogs at all, they just didn’t have the heart for it. She always made sure they got homes either way.
“Any of the realms seem a punishment if stuck in them long enough, though I have to admit that Midgard is one of the more interesting ones that I have been to. Even if it has been sometime since I was there.”
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250+ starters you can use
even more starters random starters from various sources (once again, from spotify playlists, random commentary, tv shows, books, movies, and my brain).
❝A little warning would have been nice!❞
❝You almost shot me! Again!❞
❝Hide your wives, hide your daughters, hell, hide your sheep!❞
❝I saw how you danced for them. There is no more need for that innocent act.❞
❝You’ll have to rip my bento box from my cold, dead hands.❞
❝Book? What book?❞
❝It’s all lies! Slander I say!❞
❝So after we were finished, he reached for his phone and began to play Candy Crush.❞
❝You owe me. I mean really owe me.❞
❝Stop it, you’re being even more rude than usual.❞
❝The cold and I don’t mix.❞
❝You look like you were fucked thoroughly last night. Was it worth it?❞
❝I had sex behind the court house.❞
❝Public sex is the best kind of sex next to make up, angry sex.❞
❝They hold you to a different standard because you are not some peasant roaming the streets. You are royalty.❞
❝If you are going to dance, at least pretend you can dance well.❞
❝You have far too much darkness within your heart. You will not be able to enter this place.❞
❝If, for example, you are alive at the bottom of the sea, I shall cut off my two legs and become a fish.❞
❝I want to fall asleep while embraced.❞
❝I once believed long ago that I could wish upon a star and my dreams will come true. Now I know such things are false.❞
❝I will savor the day I can watch you fall.❞
❝I will hunt you down & I will not show mercy.❞
❝There is little we can do. The rot has begun to set in.❞
❝You can keep your little princess in her proper little place. But if she follows all your orders, does exactly what she’s told? She will never ever grow up, she will only grow old.❞
❝Good deed? You so called good deed sentenced him to death.❞
❝That child will do whatever it takes to survive ; I suggest you do the same.❞
❝I am the Queen/King & I demand respect.❞
❝You will find me at the corner of 5th avenue & 57th street.❞
❝Girls don’t want smelly boys. They want chocolate, pretty shoes, and a good fuck every week.❞
❝I want you to break me with your own hands.❞
❝Have you stepped into your own trap, my lord? Any evidence you have against me, you yourself bought and paid for. Do you now begin to believe it?❞
❝Why must you leave a king to follow you? Why not a QUEEN?❞
❝It is true. I was unfaithful to you with all of them. With half your court. With soldiers of your guard, with grooms, with stablehands. Look for the rest of your life at every man that ever knew me and wonder if I didn’t find him a better man than you!❞
❝ I have a little neck.❞
❝You make love as you eat, with a great deal of noise and no subtlety!❞
❝Will you not kiss your daughter?❞
❝She has the face of a simpering sheep. And the manners. But not the morals. I don’t want her near me.❞
❝How DARE you and the rest of your barbarians set fire to my library?❞
❝You have such bony knees.❞
❝Queens. Queens. Strip them naked as any other woman, they are no longer queens.❞
❝I will not be told where I can go and where I cannot go!❞
❝The King has asked for me?❞
❝Even in carnal matters?❞
❝I shall not go the way of my sister!❞
❝Power is as exciting as love, I discover.❞
❝And who has more power than our dearest king/queen?❞
❝Touch her, and I’ll have her sent from court.❞
❝Mind your tongue, or I’ll have you sent from court.❞
❝I ORDER you.❞
❝…I think I’m a good person. I think there’s good in everyone.❞
❝I see these kids I’ve known all my life and wonder: What happened?❞
❝Remember those days when we were singing and clapping, happy and napping, baking cookies, eating paste?❞
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——— ⊰ ╰❖╮⊱ ——— ❝ Not particularly; but I do want to ask. How do you fair Skaði? ❞
“I am well enough as of late--though I wish that my new litter of hunting dogs would stop running off to play with children, I suppose it can’t be helped. They are practically still pups themselves after all, they’ll learn better in time.”
“And you?”
Headcanon: #1 -- Official Job
Sakði’s official job as far as anyone if concerned is the raising and training of Asgardian Hunting dogs, being known as one of the best young trainers in all of the 9 realms. She however is also known for being very selective on who her dogs go to, and who’s dogs she is willing to train. The reason for this is that she will not stand those who don’t treat their pets well, even if they are pets meant to work for you and meant to help you accomplish a job she knows that you should still treat them with respect.
If she were to ever find out that someone was treating one her her trained hunting dogs bad after gaining custody of them it is very likely that she would hunt them down in her wolf form. She would be sure to make them fear the type of animal they were hurting before she ended them and took back the animal that they had obtained from her. Any time this does happen with one of her animals she is sure to never sell that dog again, though she may give it to a friend that she knows will treat it right.
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“I hear your quite formidable with a bow and arrow, I wonder if you would be able to best me.” Though in all honesty she doubted it, she did enjoy a challenge.
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“I don’t take kindly to threats--!”