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mellowtoken

and this, my dear friends, was how tsftl was made...

maslinych

a path paved in blood

gilgameshhimself

(Getting swindled by a genie) it’s like talking to a fucking tumblr user with you

higglety

the genie: how dare you say I'm fucking a tumblr user

lastoneout

I love when people try to gotcha me on my stance that all sports should be gender integrated with "even American football???" because I can instantly come back with "oh lmao, no, I don't think ANYONE should play American football at all, it's way too dangerous" like nice try but I know no amount of testosterone is going to protect you from the profound, life ruining health issues caused by getting repeated severe concussions over the course of several years. No one should play this sport.

#especially when there IS a variation of american football that is no contact!#it is called flag football and I won one year of my college's co-rec intramurals #ngl I did get run over every game BUT I was not supposed to

vigilantsycamore

Tumblr pillow fight

Reblog to hit the person you reblogged this from with a pillow

oddandalarmingsexualfeelings

they should invent a headache that goes away the second you drink any water at all

penandinkprincess

3 pm: god, I'm EXHAUSTED. going to bed early for SURE.

midnight: I Have Literally Never Been More Awake And Alert

opiates

cats will be like please i need you to watch me wiggle around on this carpet please hey look look please look at me i’m wiggling

vexatiousvic

"masculinity is rewarded in women" "masculinity is accepted in women"

I had a friend who woke up at 4am to shower and apply makeup and everything. Lost literally sleep just to do this, wasted at least 3 hours each day. One day, she didn't feel like it and went to work without makeup. Her boss, a woman, pestered her all day and wanted to send her home. She never went to work without makeup again

The daughter of an acquaintance went to a nice school and sang in a choir there for years. Was very good, went to every concert. When she was about 15, she cut her hair. She still agreed to wear the mandatory gown even though she was a "tomboy". She just loved choir. School banned her from representing school. Because of her hair. Because girls should have long hair or the "aesthetics" were off

I'm not a woman or female but I'm read as such and whenever I have a buzzcut, strangers I've barely spoken to just try to touch it. Touch my head. Just reach out and caress my head without asking. Because they "want to know what it feels like"

Women who don't perform femininity (correctly) get harassed and their bodily autonomy taken away. They get bullied and touched without consent. They get everything commented on (if you think "brave" is a compliment you've never had it used on you)

If you don't think that femininity is enforced, and often violently, you're either a moron or you have no good intentions

In any case, I'm just not interested in what you have to say

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#had short hair for senior year of high school and all 4 years of college #(bob now)#in high school I was volunteering during covid so mask on #place I had been volunteering at for 6 years at that point #helping a guy carry groceries to his car #someone walking by called me sir/boy/something of the sort #guy I was helping was an older man that had been coming to the food pantry for years #knew me and was a regular #said to me “don't worry I know you're not a man” while staring directly at my chest #my parents desperately wanted me to grow my hair out #my friends said that I had gotten “the lesbian haircut”#and even when I *was* mistaken for a man #the smallest bit of femininity was focused on and sexualized #the only time masculinity in women isn't complained about and punished is when people use it to fetishize the bits of femininity that remain #like the trope of “tomboy fighter has to wear a sexy dress for a mission and is suddenly a bombshell”

evilnicegirl

this would have got 100k notes as a tumblr post in 2018

hypotenussy

the number 1 rule of fanfic is have fun and be yourself. the number 2 rule is the average healthy adult male can lose roughly 2 liters of blood before dying.