I'm worth 2 cooked bowls of rice

... maybe 

[thejunglemeinong]

I can’t stop thinkin about gulabi goats

[thejunglemeinong]

Uhhhh…. more goats

[l1ng]

i like dem gulabi goats

[pcktknife]

I feel like I haven’t drawn a legitimate comic in a while wow

[did-you-know]

If you didn’t sleep well last night, you can still feel awake if you just convince yourself you aren’t tired. ‘Placebo sleep’ not only improves cognitive function, it makes you perform better than when you spend the day thinking about being tired. 

(Source, Source 2, Source 3)

[hymnsofheresy]

heterosexual christians in college be like: gotta marry or i will die

[niceferatu]

they wanna fuck. they gotta fuck or they will die but God put fucking behind a paywall

[pivotandshutup]

Sherpa Fleece Sweatpants? YES PLEASE! 🤗🤗🤗

I guess I’ve been living under a rock since I had no idea these existed, but now that I know about them, my old sweatpants are getting donated and I’m swapping them out for these! These could literally be defined as blanket pants because of how warm and cozy they look.

AVAILABLE HERE

[toastbutteregg]

not all heroes wear capes

[lilstinky-deactivated20221002]

sci fi is about one thing and one thing only.....actors throwing themselves around a room to simulate the ship being hit

[remainsingrey-deactivated202405]

[crystalsoulslayer]

[scaldinghate]

Ship: *gets hit*

Actors: yEET

[surprisebitch]

TEA

tweet

[hydro-homies]

Twitter hits too close to home

[dankmemeuniversity]

[disasterbisexual-moved]

he’s j o

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c    e n

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[disasterbisexual-moved]

………I am going to commit a murder

[gentlekirk]

uterus culture is forgetting all the weird symptoms that come along with your period every month and wondering why you’re feeling some kind of way until you Realize

[markantonys]

me: this fun and lighthearted movie made me happy, therefore it is a good movie

film critics:

[coxinyoface]

nintendo: can't have alcohol in our child gambling games!!! solution???

vacation juice

[fishmech]

yea on the vacation juice alright

[captainstevenat-deactivated2024]

*Not my pic*

Happy 4th of July to America's ass!

[piraticoctopus]

Hi this is one of my favorite pictures of Pikachu ever

[piraticoctopus]

@bowlcut @yourfavoritewerewolf I tried