Life gave me lemons, so I wrote about Destiel

"ko-fi" || "ao3"

[sobsicles]

okay im about to do the thing

[sobsicles]

okay i did the thing

[pussyhoundspock]

cas sees dean mowing a lawn incorrect and is so overcome with lust he needs to sit down. dean sees cas talking to another man and breaks his hand on a concrete wall. they are the most pathetic losers alive.

[hs-gmac]

[autisticbeecas-deactivated20220]

been thinking about Cas crying ever since I’ve read @sobsicles ’s post

[psychicbouquetblaze-stuff]

Excuse me artist sir where is Dean going into crisis mode cuz I can’t take this either

[autisticbeecas-deactivated20220]

[autisticbeecas-deactivated20220]

Tagging people who wanted a hug or seemed upset about the early version?

Keep reading

[sodomitecastiel]

i really think retiring is only going to make cas More horny because now he has the time and space to process his own desire. like yes, he can slow down & take it easy & explore other gentler hobbies than killing, but mostly. but mostly. his unbridled lust can finally come off the back burner and i hope dean is prepared for this

[sodomitecastiel]

my tags were actually vital to the enjoyment of this post i think

[sobsicles]

I don’t mean this in a rude way (it’s sounding rude already in my head so brace yourself), but is there any relationship between Castiel and Dean in the fic you just dropped? I didn’t see it tagged and am hesitant to read a 100k+ story without any payoff of them together (and it doesn’t have to be porn or anything like that!).

ALERT ALERT I CLICKED ON THE WRONG ONE OOPS LMAOOOO I FIXED IT

[sobsicles]

dean and cas would fight about every little thing as parents. cas gives jack an allowance and dean's like, "dude, he's four, just let him have whatever he wants," and cas is like, "no, dean, it's important to teach him about finances," and dean's like, "finances are stressful; he's a kid, he doesn't need to worry about that stuff," and cas is like, "it's not a good idea to spoil him," and dean starts getting irritated, like, "he's four years old, just buy him what he wants," and cas is starting to get annoyed too, like, "being frugal isn't a sign of neglect, and moderation is—" and dean's just like, "do you know how many kids go without, cas? he doesn't have to, and he shouldn't, so just—" and cas huffs and gets pissy and says, "are you thinking of this logically, or does this all sprout from the struggles of your youth that haunt you?" and then then they're yelling at each other for an hour when all this started because jack said he wanted a tiny hat and cas said there was a budget and he'd have to wait.

[sobsicles]

i don't know if any of you know this, but dean would absolutely go into full crisis mode if cas cried. like, im talking, the waterworks and trembling chin and not the happy kind of tears but the deep, achy ones that he can't hold back. after the initial frozen moment, dean would be a wreck instantly. a burst of motion and, "no, no, don't do that. please don't do that. come on, man, please don't cry," and half-panicking and half-soothing, or trying to. all reservations dean has would be swept away by cas' tears in a heartbeat. he'd throw it all out the window and touch cas all over, rubbing his shoulders, holding his hands, shamelessly begging cas to stop. he'd be so lost too, like dammit what do i do, who do i fight, how can i make sure this literally never happens again? he'd be like one of those husbands who can get into a screaming match with their spouses until their spouse breaks down into tears, and then the husband is like, ok ok ok i take it all back, you win, please stop, for the love of god please stop, do you want tea, hm? you wanna lay down and cuddle? im sorry, im awful, what do you want? you can have whatever you—

[sobsicles]

okay im about to do the thing

[sobsicles]

sobs whatever you're cooking....i'm scared

here, have an excerpt, because it's funny:

Maybe if Dean just—got on top of it, it'd be fine. Just head it off before Sam can say or do anything. Just say hey, listen, Cas says I'm severely lacking in heterosexuality, and maybe he's right, but I really don't wanna talk about it ever, so can we leave it at that and can you be normal about it? Or hey, remember when I always used to say I don't swing that way? Well, it turns out I tossed the whole bat aside and Cas caught it. Or, hey, we're all whores, aren't we, deep down? Yeah, well, turns out I'm a whore for Cas. And maybe dudes are hot sometimes, whatever.

Dean snorts out loud at that one. So, okay, maybe dudes are, but he'd never tell Sam that.

"What's funny?" Sam asks, not looking up from his phone.

"I almost told you I think dudes are hot," Dean replies, snorting again, then he freezes.

Oh, come on.

[sobsicles]

dean and cas would fight about every little thing as parents. cas gives jack an allowance and dean's like, "dude, he's four, just let him have whatever he wants," and cas is like, "no, dean, it's important to teach him about finances," and dean's like, "finances are stressful; he's a kid, he doesn't need to worry about that stuff," and cas is like, "it's not a good idea to spoil him," and dean starts getting irritated, like, "he's four years old, just buy him what he wants," and cas is starting to get annoyed too, like, "being frugal isn't a sign of neglect, and moderation is—" and dean's just like, "do you know how many kids go without, cas? he doesn't have to, and he shouldn't, so just—" and cas huffs and gets pissy and says, "are you thinking of this logically, or does this all sprout from the struggles of your youth that haunt you?" and then then they're yelling at each other for an hour when all this started because jack said he wanted a tiny hat and cas said there was a budget and he'd have to wait.

[sobsicles]

please tell me that the cas crying post (that i need to see a therapist about btw) is inspired by a fic you’re currently writing/planning to write

[sobsicles]

If you ever write a fanfiction where dean makes cas cry during an argument PLEASE let us know

oh babe. i Got you

[sobsicles]

i don't know if any of you know this, but dean would absolutely go into full crisis mode if cas cried. like, im talking, the waterworks and trembling chin and not the happy kind of tears but the deep, achy ones that he can't hold back. after the initial frozen moment, dean would be a wreck instantly. a burst of motion and, "no, no, don't do that. please don't do that. come on, man, please don't cry," and half-panicking and half-soothing, or trying to. all reservations dean has would be swept away by cas' tears in a heartbeat. he'd throw it all out the window and touch cas all over, rubbing his shoulders, holding his hands, shamelessly begging cas to stop. he'd be so lost too, like dammit what do i do, who do i fight, how can i make sure this literally never happens again? he'd be like one of those husbands who can get into a screaming match with their spouses until their spouse breaks down into tears, and then the husband is like, ok ok ok i take it all back, you win, please stop, for the love of god please stop, do you want tea, hm? you wanna lay down and cuddle? im sorry, im awful, what do you want? you can have whatever you—

[sobsicles]

(@osointricate)

how did you know i was writing about cas crying because he lost his son?

[sobsicles]

i don't know if any of you know this, but dean would absolutely go into full crisis mode if cas cried. like, im talking, the waterworks and trembling chin and not the happy kind of tears but the deep, achy ones that he can't hold back. after the initial frozen moment, dean would be a wreck instantly. a burst of motion and, "no, no, don't do that. please don't do that. come on, man, please don't cry," and half-panicking and half-soothing, or trying to. all reservations dean has would be swept away by cas' tears in a heartbeat. he'd throw it all out the window and touch cas all over, rubbing his shoulders, holding his hands, shamelessly begging cas to stop. he'd be so lost too, like dammit what do i do, who do i fight, how can i make sure this literally never happens again? he'd be like one of those husbands who can get into a screaming match with their spouses until their spouse breaks down into tears, and then the husband is like, ok ok ok i take it all back, you win, please stop, for the love of god please stop, do you want tea, hm? you wanna lay down and cuddle? im sorry, im awful, what do you want? you can have whatever you—

[sobsicles]

// in case you don't live forever - ben platt

[autisticandroids]

the thing about sawena is that rowena does want to fuck sam but mostly she is just incredibly endeared by him. she just wants to give him a big hug and get one herself in return. sam on the other hand wants to fuck rowena so bad he has to repress it because it terrifies him

[autisticandroids]

sam has self-slut-shaming disease

[autisticandroids]

internalized milfsexualphobia

[autisticandroids]

rowena wishes she mostly wanted to fuck sam like if she just liked him for his giant dick and his boyking sexual prowess she would be fine but she primarily wants to pet him like a dog and not in a kinky way, and that terrifies her

[autisticandroids]

the thing about sawena is that it's compelling