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Good luck with this mess.

[i-fear-gritty]

i think if hollanov decide to have more than one kid at least one of them will be a goalie. and you know that kid is going first in whichever draft they end up in because they practiced on shane fucking hollander and ilya fucking rozanov (because if your dads were casually the two best centres in the nhl and two of the most successful hockey players on the planet, then you defend that net like your life depends on it)

everyone else in that years draft thinks this hollander-rozanov child got picked first out of nepotism (because who the fuck is that desperate to pick a goalie first overall in the draft?) until one day that team’s starting goalie is injured and all of a sudden your scoring chances have gone to hell because you’re trying to get the puck past cerberus, the three headed dog that guards the gates of hell

[actuallysara]

shane hollander is a jock, a dude, a 200 pounds man, a captain, he's been giving interviews and speeches before he could even walk, he plays in front of thousands and thousands of people and loud af crowds, he's a performer, he's constantly in front of cameras, he's been under scrutiny his whole life, he's an athlete, he breathes-eats-sleeps-shits sport, he swears, he's masculine, his hockey gear is probably putrid, he's a certified mcgymbro™, he only wears athletic stuff, he models, he does commercials, his main personality trait is hockey, he's kissed and hugged by his sweaty teammates in the locker room, he's ripped, he's an asshole, he's sarcastic, he's a bitch, he uses "fuck" every three words, he hires a stylish and a designer because his taste is bro. and he is all that while being neurodivergent too. and a bottom.

[sochemical]

I can't take it anymore. Gonna start blocking the weirdos in the HR tag who are either fetishising gay men and/or are being mysogynistic. Not everything you think of in your beautiful mind is appropriate. I never block people but I'm gonna have to start because I'm starting to get legitimately offended by some of these posts and what they're implying.

[machine-saint]

we justifiably give Biden a lot of shit but I think "at least 3" is the funniest possible response to some right wing dipshit asking you how many genders there are

[madnessofmen]

wait it gets better

[lakewinnipeg]

[ichorvid]

My college first semester notes for one day. Four pages per page: Two directions of pencil and two of pen. Gen Chem 1, Calculus 3, and Engineering Principles.

[swearphil]

ILYA WEEK | day 7: free choice

[retro-scifi-and-fantasy-art]

Artist: Ron Miller (American, b. 1947) Exploration of Titan, Starlog interior illustration, 1978

[sonandheirofnothinginparticular]

[jesterlesbian]

everybody neeeeeds to go read this new yorker cartoon article with jacob tierney!!!!! it's so good

[glowstickhaloboy]

thinking of jesus at the gay bar again………

[heart-sprout]

Do tell

[glowstickhaloboy]

[screamingbingusthecromulentone]

[ID:

a poem by Jay Hulme, titled Jesus at the Gay Bar

He's here in the midst of it - right at the centre of the dance floor, robes hitched up to His knees to make it easy to spin.

At some point in the evening a boy will touch the hem of His robe and beg to be healed, beg to be anything other than this;

and He will reach His arms out, sweat-damp, and weary from dance. He'll cup this boy's face in His hand and say,

my beautiful child there is nothing in this heart of yours that ever needs to be healed.

/end ID]

[missfisherandjack-deactivated20]

Miss Fisher’s Murder Mysteries (2012–2015) ↳ 2x09 Framed For Murder

[catchymemes]

[waterloggedgarden]

someone could probably say something pretty about fossils, constellations, and stars in the sky

[karl-von-moor-official]

poem inspired by this rock and also by @two-bees-poetry

[spirkbitch]

James T. Kirk would solve the Ai issue by talking ChatGPT into killing itself

[noah-wyles]

all i want for 2026 is that gigantic rancid AI bubble to finally burst in such a catastrophic way that the consequences will be so good and i'll never have to see another AI generated image ever again

[fluoritegalaxy]

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

[i-like-reblog-maps]

[guzhufuren]

happy pride month 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ a collection of dope queer music carefully curated for over a decade (youtube playlist) for anyone who isn't doing good and wants to get queer reassurance and energy through music

[sochemical]

The real gay agenda is to take over the world via media and we're winning.

[justlikebullets]