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TED LASSO 3.10 | International Break

#kill me now #roy x jamie #ted lasso #these stupid fuckers #ted lasso spoilers

Two premium tickets for Big Slick KC on June 3 for sale!

I bought two tickets for this event in a moment of "if I spend the money, I'll have to go and I'll have something to live for" because you know how it is.....

But a family situation popped up that will encompass that weekend and I need to sell the tickets. I'm selling them for 60% of what I paid.

They are aisle seats, in the sixth row, closest to the stage. In a premium section + Founder's Club access with open bar.

The link to the listing is here.

My family situation is your gain. I'm selling this at a ridiculous loss but I want someone to buy them and go because dang, it's gonna be a good show. You can check out the list of celebrity guests that they've been posting on the Big Slick FB daily. Plus the hosts are Paul Rudd, Jason Sudeikis, Rob Riggle, Eric Stonestreet, David Koechner and Heidi Gardner. Can't get much better than that.

There's also the Celeb Softball game on Friday June 2 that I hadn't bought tickets for yet but if you're going to go, you should check it out because watching all these celebrities go balls to the wall to entertain folks and benefit Children's Mercy Hospital is pretty much the best.

#Do people still follow this personal blog?#Please consider buying these ticketssssssss #There is no doubt in my mind it's going to be an awesome night #But I just can't go

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TED LASSO

4-5-1 (3x03)

#ted lasso spoilers #ted lasso #dangly earrings #bi Jamie Tartt #It’s so canon #seriously

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Ted Lasso (2020-present) (I Don’t Want To Go To) Chelsea (S03E02)

#ted lasso #ted lasso spoilers #i ship these two so much

Worst side effect of taking testosterone-

I'm attracted to cishet men now. Like, regularly. And it's very stupid. It used to be once in every few years, I'd find a cishet man attractive.

Now I'll just be walking in public and be like, "wow, that man is attractive."

I don't want that.

I don't want to be attracted to men. No. I don't want that.

But I've read (via TikTok videos) that this is a fairly common phenomenon when people start taking T.

#nonbinary #testosterone #HRT testosterone #Six months on T #And my voice is.....not where I want it yet but my facial hair is starting to be a thing so that's annoying #because the main reason I am on T is because I want my voice to drop so I can stop wanting to die because people call me “maam” 10xs a day #I don't mind the facial hair but it's very befitting of my genetics to get the facial hair before my voice drops #sudden attraction to men #I hate it

The fact that all I really want to do is take Jamie Tartt home,

make him dinner, hire a hitman for his dad and cronies, give him all the positive reinforcement he needs, get him a bubble bath going for a night of pampering, then Top the hell out of him.

Nurture nurture nurture. With some fun.

#Why am I like this?#I'm not sorry I'm posting this #because if I don't post this here it will come out in every day conversations #and I do not want that to happen #reminder that I'm nonbinary and use they/them pronouns #and I'm under the very correct assumption that Jamie Tartt is bi/pan #It's all right there (it being the evidence that he's bi/pan)#DANGLY EARRING #and the hair #and just his whole vibe #but like I want to nurture him because I feel so bad for his soul...I love him so much #His childhood was shit and he's learning to be a better person and IS a better person #Thank you Ted

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Ted Lasso | 3x03 “4-5-1”

#ted lasso #ted lasso spoilers #jamie tartt #Roy Kent #ship this #Roy/Jamie

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Bitches with ICON jackets and hanging cross earrings, who are Stevie nicks stans

Are scientifically proven to be bisexual

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We don’t make da rules

#Ted lasso spoilers #ted lasso #I would die for Jamie Tartt #spoilers

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How do you know if you’re in love with someone?

I’ve never been in love.

I don’t know what it feels like and as a 34 year old, I don’t like asking people about what it is like because I have to admit the lack of experience on my part.

My ridiculous lack of experience.

But what does it feel like to be in love? Will I know? Do I already know, if I’m asking this question?