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i do find the rules around clothes fascinating because of how made up it all is. we invented the idea of covering our bodies from the elements because we lack fur like other mammals and then made up all these rules around it and now people will unironically tell you "men cant wear skirts its unnatural" girl none of this is natural. we are born naked and made up the rest as we went along. hope this helps.

redstonedust

idk how to explain it but im never truly comfortable with the way people insinuate that all older folks are inherently bigoted. it always feels like it kind of hand-waves away personal responsibility like ohhhh grandpa cant help homophobic, hes old. well ive met plenty of older folks who are normal about gay people. i think grandpa could be better. i think we should hold grandpa to higher standards.

batmanisagatewaydrug

nosferatu? no. tuferatu. no es mi problema.

quorpiest

no mi circo no mis feratus

loveridden1999

top 3 hobbies for young adults:

1. borrowing misery from future

2. carrying grief of the past

3. agonizing over the present

creekfiend

I identify the most with the woman who has a green velvet ribbon around her neck and keeps being like "DONT untie my neck ribbon or something really bad will happen" and then her husband unties the ribbon and her head falls off. this is extremely real to me. spent my whole life like "please don't do this thing to me or really bad stuff will happen" and everyone around me being like "that sounds fake" and doing it anyway. and then my head fell off!

kassaneiti

Keskisuomalainen ei

halondrus

cutecipher

can you put that thing on a leash?

halondrus

ok

local-lesbian-tree-demon

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

risk-repeater

this job market is a fucking nightmare

two-wizards-in-a-trench-coat

the other night I dreamt that ao3 got a new number go up button titled "jorked it"

deep-space-atomic-clock

my new mii: electron cloud

yellow-cat

here's my cat for your dash btw. if you even care

one-time-i-dreamt

I care very much

kkutabaaree

aggresively holding your hand

smokey-ilya

how ilya wishes everyone would greet him:

mr-stump-sir

Ilya: Fuck you, Shoresy

Shoresy: Fuck you, Rozanov, your mom drank her weight in vodka last night, eating her out got me so drunk I woke up upside down in a skip this morning with my clothes covered in debris, tell her she owes me money for dry cleaning

Ilya: My mother is dead.

Shoresy:

Shoresy: Geez

Shoresy: Sorry...

Ilya: I would be happy to pay money for dry cleaning to get my cum stains out of your mother's dress

Shoresy: Jokes on you, I was raised by a single foster father

Ilya: That so?

Shoresy: Don't try to make any jokes about my sisters, they're both gay

Ilya:

Ilya: We are good

Shoresy: Yep, we're good