For crying out loud, settle down.

[selenagomezgifs]

[virginmary05-blog]

i thought we all promised never tot alk about jazz clown ever again

[livelong-and-dftba-blog]

jazz clown would scare the shit out of me

[transponding]

[all-coopedup]

[sociallimplications]

The newest color from crayola

[dogapult-deactivated20141111]

college is so weird like you give people a bunch of money to provide a service that just stresses you out and makes you poor so that hopefully one day they give you a piece of paper that says you’re qualified to earn all of that money back this is too much i need a drink

[sociallimplications]

there isnt a better feeling than cuddling with someone for the first time 

[chanson-egocentrique-deactivate]

A little bit of Cumberbatch in my life 

A little bit of Hiddleston by my side 

A little bit of Freeman is all I need

 A little bit of Iron Man is what I see 

A little bit of J2 in the sun 

A little bit of Mikkelsen all night long 

A little bit of Misha here I am 

A little bit of them makes me your man 

[x]

[winchester101]

you’re lying if you didn’t sing this

[benalla-deactivated20170427]

[yaaaskuza]

real talk

[tastefullyoffensive]

[devilofthestars]

College is a fucked up place

[stuckinamini-van]

Finals fried this kid’s brain so bad that he’s trying to communicate with another plant to get him the fuck out of here before next year’s finals.

[urano-metriaa]

Plant

[kimojunk]

Man, if Satan ever starts losing his hair there will be Hell toupée

[sensitivemoss-deactivated202007]

[impostoradult]

I think this may actually be the worst pun of all time. Congratulations.

[isaaclaheyfeels-deactivated2015]

You spelled ‘best’ wrong.

[quitespecial]

x

[newtnewt92]

Fun things to say when someone tells you they’re going to go to the bathroom:

Stay safe

Congratulations

That’s what they all say

Different strokes for different folks

I hope you have the time of your life

But you have so much to live for

Please explain

[cryforce]

think of me

[tresantes]

fruit salad 

*deep voice* yummy yummy

[katebishoply]

when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they’re measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat your flesh, a technique shared by boa constrictors

[sociallimplications]

if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge

[leafe-me]

[danikayjay]

And the best part is, if you’ve read the book you know exactly what events cause the changes in the emotions.

[ironhomu-deactivated20140105]

depression is like trying to peel a potato with another potato its not fun it doesnt work and you just wanna cry

[shorm]

…why is this such a good metaphor what the fuck

[osointricate]

#and then people are like #God! Why don’t you just get a peeler!? #and then they HAND YOU ANOTHER FUCKING POTATO

[ghostclassic-deactivated2017112]

i reblogged it before but then it got better