Allons-y Alonso

23 year old speech/language nerd. Music makes me cheesy. Roll Tide. Nothing left to say.

[anancientheart]

ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

[anancientheart]

whenever i post this it works  reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet 

[ruinedchildhood]

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring-deactivated2015060]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[isamaegreenleaf]

Last comment same thing. Sorry to the next person who sees this. I just can’t risk it. I have things I need to do before my life becomes hell. Lol

[nnfirnid]

man i fucking hate yall who tf put this up knowing damn well we all gonna reblog it im heated im really sick af bout this 

[modelinterrupted]

I don’t play that shit lol sorry

[latenightsugar]

WHyyyy

[badgyal-k-deactivated20190901]

Sorry everyone

[just-jay25]

If only if only the woodpecker sighs the bark on the tree was as soft as the sky why the wolf waits below hungry and lonely he cries to the moon if only if only

[kixgbear]

Shiddd

[angiebkxo-deactivated20180626]

this post followed me to Facebook and im sooo annoyed!

[manynamedshe]

It’s been a MINUTE since I’ve seen Madame Zeroni, fr fr

[glamhoeour-deactivated20251207]

I HATE TUMBLR FKKKK SAKES

LMAOOOO

[venusians]

Not tryna fuck up any of my planetary Returns~

[edge-of-great]

One time I didn’t and I was broke for like a month but the next time I seen it I rebloged it and a bitch just got 500 out the blue and a 20 gift card

[caram3lk1ng]

💯

[ampervadasz]

Bear !

[mushj1]

うっそ…これ、犬！！？(΄◉◞౪◟◉｀)！？

[the-prolefeed]

@occupyingvenus

[jaunes-hoodie]

I believe the official term is “Floofer”

[memeculture69]

[powerfulwizard]

Tiny baby on the bus: 👀

Me: 👀

[captainsblogsupplemental]

Me

[dutchster]

when it’s november 1st

[crazyaboutlefandoms]

Songs with the same bpm but played over different than original video tracks give me life

[addictedtothe-thrill]

Flip your phone upside down

[starwarsgraphictee]

worth it

[trestyoselfchris-deactivated201]

I’m high rn and I just experienced pure joy

[mandaladana]

Analemma. The sun’s position in the sky, photographed from the same location at the same time of day throughout a year, forms an analemma. This shows the sun’s apparent swinging from its northernmost position, at the analemma’s uppermost point, at summer solstice, to its southernmost position/lowest point, at winter solstice.

[profashionall]

😩😍🙌

[melaninmedicine]

you literally can’t watch this without smiling

[kingjaffejoffer]

lmaooooooooooo

[queenciityconfidential]

Making your own food is so Waffle House its crazy, hell I walk in there normally and expect that I might have to make my own food, sidenote I bet he didnt even get fired

[werocksocks-deactivated20210111]

If you not ready to cover an employees shift at cause he fighting somebody, idk why you even came to Waffle House tbh. This a community run establishment.

[thegoodvybe]

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via teejus)

[ahvei]

in case y'all wanna follow these playlists

Heady bros

white dudes who look like they like rap

basic 20-30s

30+

quiet ppl

POC

fucking hipsters

WM early 20s

early 20s fem

there are many other gems on this dude’s account

[unrussledjimmys]

This is the guy

[cloudfreed]

lyft driver has WM 20s on until i try talking to him then he switches it to the gay bops playlist

[littlehumanbiganxiety-deactivat]

This is fine art my friend

[thathighguy]

Personalize my ride!! Thank you sir

[adeles]

Dada is here. Let’s show him how fabulous you are.  Incredibles 2 (2018)

[nikes-mami]

[pearl-likes-pi]

WHY ARE YOU RUNNIG

[jaxblade]

I didn’t expect that voice and I almost asphyxiated myself on my drink ahhahahhahahah