now at thiccarusthethird

[sociallyinepttiger]

yo yo yo

leaving this blog; catch me on thiccarusthethird

[motherish]

[banshees-deactivated20180812]

junkrat origin story

[whomst]

[hungwy]

I only post when I am uncontrollably and unstoppably horny

[hungwy]

[jinglyjangly]

I dont want bethesda to ever get rid of how fo4 does cutscenes because there is just something special about talking to someone and having a vertibird kill you both in the middle of it

[falloutuniverse]

I snorted

[the-dubstep-strawberry]

I don’t think there’s a better example of the above than this:

[vkm11-deactivated20220316]

Uh excuse me, how can we forget this classic and masterpiece

[keystoneway]

I still like this one

[renelaru]

How about this old gold

[carnival-phantasm]

The Porn Bot ARG is just the latest news about Death Stranding. Kojima made Norman Reedus learn how to make gifs and use tumblr so he could fuck with us

[carnival-phantasm]

Mads Mikkelsen, eating potato chips in his pajamas and editing angel images on photoshop to make glitchy gifs, as per Hideo Kojima’s instructions: “Haha, I don’t know what’s going on! This is fun!”

[quinn-silversmith-deactivated20]

okay, but the whole “Do you like to teleport” is a reference to the music video that was released to act as a prequel to the storyline of death-stranding; where it’s explained the whole “time being fucked up” thing is caused by a teleportation experiment gone wrong by some mobster like figures, and the lady in the icon is the same lady from the video that ends up becoming the first one of those black shadow things…

So I’m not sure if this was meant to be a shitpost but you’re literally right

[carnival-phantasm]

The more I try to stray away from sanity, the closer I get to Mr. Kojima’s vision 

[markv5]

“У меня просто кость пушистая. Дай колечки”…

[pinkpop1997]

[swarnpert]

british ppl be like……today is chewsday

[lordsmiteme]

American ppl be like…….is a school a shooting range

[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

[jedavu]

Honest Posters of Our Relationship with Technology

Designer Ajit Johnson, living in England, has imagined a series of posters called “#This_Generation”. With honesty, the posters show anecdotes linked to our daily relationship with technology and social networks.

[thelunarboy]

[flimflamflummox-deactivated2021]

No one thinks selfie sticks are cool except tourists and rich white girls at the club.

[ranty-mc-rantface]

Ok, normally I just roll my eyes and scroll past these, but this time I felt the need to comment:

1. Hiding porn on your computer? Wow, previous generations never did anything like that. Nobody ever hid adult magazines under their bed so much that it became a trope in movies. Nah. Never.

2. Online/skype date? Yeah, you can talk face-to-face with the people that matter to you even when you can’t get out to meet them physically, isn’t that amazing?

3. If I was lost and dying out in the wilderness somewhere, and I saw some… I dunno, some outpost that had wifi for some reason, you bet your ass I’d get tf over there and use it to get help/use a map/tell people where I am.

4. Did you know you can read books on your smartphone/tablet AS WELL AS being actively social??

5. I’m pretty sure technology is not to blame for kids getting pregnant/overweight/depressed. Side note, isn’t it great that those kids can use the internet to search for help and advice?

6. In a world where everyone is so much more connected thanks to social media, it’s really useful that you can block people who hurt you and protect yourself. I don’t really see the downside here.

7. It ain’t technology’s fault that some asswipes use their phone while driving. Just let those schoolkids text their parents to tell them when they’re gonna get home in peace.

8. Yeah, selfie sticks aren’t cool. But it IS cool that people can save their memories in pictures and photo albums at the click of a button, without needing to buy cameras and film, get the film developed, and then have big ol’ photo albums sitting around the house everywhere?

9. I swear nobody’s typed like that since 2009. But hey, culture, slang and dialect change with times regardless of whether it’s spoken or typed.

10. You’re right, poster. Happiness is being able to chat to your family and friends no matter the distance. Especially when they’re online and able to respond quickly. That’s nice.

Passive aggressive rant over

[grandtheft-autotune]

[mineralfinder]

Neo-amish

[mjn-air]

[lesbianherstorian]

sappho fragment 80 (l-p 126)

[harrywelsh]

[tayloracleswift-deactivated2015]

My kink is being a Texan and saying Happy Holidays to Christian white people and having them passive aggressively reply Merry Christmas to me, knowing that they will go home and write a lengthy Facebook dissertation about the war on Christianity that I’ve begun to wage in my humble Jamba Juice. That really gets me going

[a-giant-spider-archive]

i dunno about you guys but if i’m not sure if a snake is venomous or not i don’t think my first step would be to grab & examine its ass 

[irregularcollapse]

Maybe the gayest reaction I’ve ever had to something was when I was like 14 and reading ‘Twilight’ for the first time, and when Bella first said she was in love with Edward I was like, “what the fuck. Since when? He’s your friend.” I legit thought she was interested in him out of like,,,,,,, professional curiosity smh

[irregularcollapse]

I’m gonna write ‘Twilight’ fanfic in which Bella is a lesbian and Edward is gay, and they’re best human/vampire mates who solve murders together. I’m going to change all the character names and publish it under the title ‘Blood Buddies’.

[irregularcollapse]

[not]Bella: I know things were probably pretty dire in the 1800s, sex-wise, but you could’ve… I don’t know, been an Oscar Wilde boy toy. You’re pretty enough.

[not]Edward: Do you enjoy this? Do you enjoy causing me pain?

[not]Bella: …you’re the oldest twink in the world. How does that feel?

[bidoof]

this is my favorite “clickbait about hackers” picture

[did-you-know]

Godwin’s Law is an Internet culture rule from the 90s that states the longer an online conversation continues, the more likely it is that someone or something will be compared to Hitler. Source Source 2