Unfufilled Aspirations

Ryn | 23 | he/they Buffooning and entertaining general artistry

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

pay me no heed brother. i'm simply being playful

[lupismaris]

Do it scared but please don't do it hungry. Please don't do it dehydrated. It's gonna make it so much scarier. Please.

[freakoutgirl]

Can everybody go back to being a loser I miss when we were all losers

[notahorseindisguise]

"its a living" <- guy who has a job it hates

"its'a living!' <- dr mario frankenstein

[aidaughter]

t shirt that says I PUT A NORMAL AMOUNT OF THOUGHT INTO STUFF

[spinecutter-archive]

my writing gland is purple and swollen

[spinecutter-archive]

my friendship gland is black and shriveled

[lakevida]

i bet the pain will end if i arrange a perfect enough sentence about it

[angelwithakn1fe]

via

[red-garden]

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

[baradragon]

get that twink off my dash before i snap his ribs like toothpicks

[johnnychronic]

I don’t freak unless froken to, thanks

[prettynerdieworks]

[neonfretra]

do you want to play dead bodies with me

[neonfretra]

floats along your dash face down and quiet and cold

[json-derulo]

fool me once shame on you. fool me twice shame on me. fool me three times this has gotta be a sex thing for at least one of us

[machinot]

I would take a job pushing the Sisyphus rock if it paid 20 an hour and I could wear my headphones

[oilpalette]

Glamour Cat, 2026 by Brazilian artist Daniel Arthur

[hateusandseeifwemind]