get some whimsy

24yo He/Him incredibly bisexual Love and Support Trans People ADHD-C Jewish Conversion Student TW for possible ED related content 🎬 hi, my name is elim (you can call me brother elim if you want to)! i'm a college student who really loves horror movies and star trek. i've been writing fanfiction for 9 years now and it's one of my favorite things to do! My Carrd ps, if you're looking at my blog on desktop, then the text might look funny. that's because i have the "open dyslexic" font enabled. it's supposed to look like that.

[socialpermadeath]

There's nothing wrong with finding average guys hot. Someone has to.

[mitchipedia]

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

always some new bullshit in the ocean

[local-demon-in-your-area]

Why is it always orcas or dolphins

Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

worry not ☝️ they're doing coke

[bepreparedforachange]

MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT ❤️ MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT

[mapsontheweb]

Aldi stores in Europe

[melonwah]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

"dog residue" post means so much to my ocd

[innerchildabortionclinic]

[kosmogrl]

Dont blame yourself for not having known a lesson only time could teach

[punished-venom-solitair-e]

everyone post your biggest hear me outs my friend just showed me two conventionally attractive white men in a row i need to teach him what a real hear me out is

[gardenofeden5457]

.world's largest excavator- nay, world's largest vehicle- the bagger 288

.also, scale reference! just the wheel is 70 feet in diameter

[ceruinus]

'here's a real hear me out' >>posts world's most conventionally attractive piece of machinery

[wagyubeefs]

“the fandom has decided - ” “everyone agrees that - ” “we all know that this is the only right way to - ”

[trangoldin]

[cardassiangoodreads]

@larkandkatydid

[momosweetpeach]

Maybe don't pick fights with teenagers

[quantumscreencaps]

[dduane]

Meanwhile, via Bluesky...

[rogue-ai-cat]

And here is the resulting image. There is at least Someone in the U.K. government who is actually doing their job, and it is Chief Mouser to the Cabinet, Larry the Cat.

Source

[elodieunderglass]

He’s 19, which is a good age for a working cat!

[radiofreederry]

Lol

[cavegirlpoems]

I cannot stop laughing at the idea that socialism ignores humanity’s highest spiritual ideal: owning yachts.

[anphivenas]

Your father use to roleplay as a tape worm for my pleqsure

[cheddar-baby]

hope he did a good job at least. Didn't embarrass the whole family.

[anphivenas]

He strutted his shit kinda

[ispyspookymansion]

i was trying to find this post earlier (duck duck go doesnt find posts well) and i—

[spitzy-speaks-jp]

one must imagine sisyphus getting his money up and his pussy up