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the houses as john mulaney gifs?
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Of COURSE John Mulaney is the first male comedian to have a good #MeToo joke.
People have written a lot of touchy-feely pieces on this subject but I thought I’d get right to the heart of the matter
This is 1000% more motivating than every preachy “real writers write every day” post on all of Tumblr.
Always gotta reblog the Two Cake Theory
The Two Cake Theory
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All aboard the “Save Ben Solo” train!! The boy needs a cheer section!
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I feel like we need to screen this on a t-shirt or something
#savebensolo2k19 with all my heart
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This is the most beautiful thread I’ve ever seen..
KEEP IT GOING!!!
I’m so proud… Do you guys think we can keep this up until Episode IX?
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I have different feelings on this.
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I’m seriously contemplating just reblogging this thread every time I see it. #SaveBenSolo
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Doing this again because I think I haven’t made myself clear…
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Gonna re blog every time i see this and u should 2 because #savebensolo
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Save Ben Solo.
Save Benny Ben
i really, really hate to do this and i only am because it feels like my only option right now. i’m moving from california to arizona because i can’t afford to live here anymore and the move has taken literally all of my money. $1,600 for a moving truck, first and last months rent + security deposit for the new place, and loads of other stuff for the move has completely drained my bank account. on top of that, i’m taking care of my mom who’s really sick and helping her as much as i can. she’ll be moving with me.
i have a job out here but i won’t have it anymore once i move and i’ll be without a job for a little while when i get to arizona (i have something set up but i won’t be starting immediately when i get there). i’ll be in a much better place financially once i’m settled down and working in arizona because it’s so much cheaper out there, but getting there has left me completely broke and i’m really worried about how i’m going to get through the next month.
i really hate asking, but if anyone can help in any way, this is my paypal link. i don’t draw or anything like that but i’d be willing to write fics (for fandoms i’m in), make gifsets, or promo people in return if anyone’s interested. but regardless of whether you can help or not ily all so much and thank you even if you’re just reading this.
thank you so, so much to everyone who has donated/reblogged so far. every little bit helps and it means the world to me. ❤️
Dumbledore, died at age 115
Horcruxes made: 0
Voldemort, died at age 71
Horcruxes made: 7
Conclusion: Voldemort was the most useless, magic dependant wizard that ever existed. He could have lived till like 200 if he just ate well and exercised, but no he had to go and split up his soul and ruin perfectly good jewellery, fucking dumbass.
this sounds like it was written by hermione granger at 1 am
He tried to use an advanced death magic spell to kill a baby. He literally doesn’t know how to do anything without magic. Just drop it out a window my dude, babies are so delicate
Aaand that was Ron
Choosing any airline these days is like picking which indignities you’re most willing to endure, but United seems to be on a sworn mission to be the most hated airline in the country. Between pet murdering, properly destroying, and passenger assaulting, they will stop at nothing until you’d rather take the train. But then again Amtrak can’t seem to go three months without a crash so maybe we all just stay at home.
What did they do this time?
Forced a woman to store her dog in an overhead carrier where it suffocated to death. As I understand it they had gotten a special TSA approved pet carrier and paid extra to have the dog ride with them under the seat, but the flight attendant ignored this and insisted that they put it up in the overhead luggage compartment for a three hour flight with no food or water and very limited air. The dog barked for while and then fell silent, and when they landed they pulled the dog out and he was dead. The flight attendant then started freaking out and insisting she didn’t know there had been a dog despite the fact that it was fucking barking and multiple other passengers saw the whole thing including the woman telling her that it was a dog.
It’s part of their evolutionary scheme to be such a shitty way to fly that humans just grow wings.
lube gets talked about as if it’s just some thing that will make sexual acts more pleasurable (which is valid and true) but i didn’t learn until like, last week that it’s also just as important as condoms from a public health perspective.
you reduce your chances of getting/giving STDs by a lot when you use lube (even without a condom/dental dam/finger cot/etc) because it lessens the chances of developing microtears (little cuts on your genitals/mouth) during sex acts that open up ports of entry for the exchange of diseases.
wow i didnt fucking know
🙌🏽 And if you’re one of those people who misses the point of this post, here’s an idea… do your own research on the meat, dairy and egg industries. Uncover the truth yourself. Learn. Change. Do something! YOU *can* make a difference!
man you know what I want? a superhero series where they have powers that 100% contradict their personalities. a fishermans daughter who lives by the sea, swims every day, learns that she can control fire. a boy who’s mortified of heights but realizes he can use antigravity and hates it. someone who was bitten by a dog as a child, suffers extreme fear around animals, can now communicate with them. they’re all disgusted by their powers.
yes good but what about the ~character development~ as they learn to cope with their powers and overcome their fears
the pyrokinetic swimmer wading out into the ocean armed with waterproof matches to practice so nothing goes wrong, building her confidence with the sea as her safety net, being so proud when she figures out how to heat the air just enough that she dries off instantly after swimming
the boy slowly overcoming his fear of heights, realizing that he can catch himself if he ever falls, standing swaying on top of playground sets and closing his eyes as he tries to safely hover down (and not fall on his face again)
the girl’s terror lessening as the previously terrifying cacophony of the dogs at the park turns into a chorus of “ball! ball! throw me the ball!” “it’s me! I’m the good boy!” and “squirrel!!!” and learning to communicate back, have them listen to her, learning how to calm down a dog who’s overexcited to the point of biting, discovering that the scary dog down the street is just home alone a lot and lonely, staring her fear in the face and learning its secrets
because being disgusted with their powers is interesting, but I want to see people learning to love even the scary and contradictory parts of themselves
easter is on april fools day this year and all i can think about is the bible story of jesus
an apostle: man i can’t believe jesus died
jesus, rising from the grave: surprise bitch april fools
an apostle: we thought you were dead!
jesus, about to invent april fools: oh, you haven’t heard?
tomorrow (march 15) is the only time my url will ever be relevant and i am READY FOR IT
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My dad told me a story recently about how he was in Boy Scouts or something and they went on a hike and were each given a rifle and one single bullet to practice shooting with (idk, it was the 70s or whatever). One of his friends, whom I’ll refer to as Steel Balls for reasons that will soon become clear, beckons my dad to a part of the woods and points to a giant hornets nest up in a tree. SB announces that he’s going to shoot it, waits for my dad to take cover (as one should in this situation), and fires off his only round into the nest. Sure enough, a swarm of pissed off hornets descend upon SB, who stands stoically and perfectly still at the base of the tree. Dad maintains that, despite their buzzing right around him, none of the hornets stung his friend, and they soon calmed down and returned to their newly renovated nest. SB turns back to face my dad and imparts this chunk of wisdom: “That’s the secret to dealing with hornets, Jim. They don’t know humans make rifle shots; they don’t know where the noise came from. You gotta stand still and don’t move, and they won’t chase you. If you run, they know you’re guilty.” Apparently dad was so awed he gave up his single bullet so SB could shoot the nest a second time, with the same results.
Long story short: hornets can sense guilt and there are people in the world who have tested this theory.
Franklin High School’s walk-out! Was a surprisingly great turn out and I can’t wait to get this stone rolling
Absolutely you could! Let people know why you’re wearing it, and maybe get others to do the same
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