what's god to a cowboy

ashtray// they/them //queer

[yu-gi-oh-slavia]

they always talk about penis envy but what about the other six penis sins

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

[nannettekarolina]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS TO ADD TO THE POST THANK YOU

[thatgamefromthatad]

[Image Descriptions: The first image is a screenshot from an ad for the mobile game Chapters showing a character called Mafia Boss, who is wearing a fancy black suit and bowtie with a rose pinned to their chest and a black cowboy hat, with their hand up as though they’re about to tip their hat and smirk on their face, saying, “Long Live LGBTQ!”

The second image is a screenshot from the mobile game Episode showing another character called Mafia Boss who is wearing a gray suit vest with a rose on it over a white collared shirt and tie, sunglasses and a Bluetooth earpiece, and has a rose tattoo on their left arm, raising their arms over their head and smiling, saying, “Go women!”]

[historyarchaeologyartefacts]

A model of the Bastille carved into a brick from the actual Bastille [4863×2471]

[bunniesandbeheadings]

Filed under i heard you hated the bastille so i put a bastille in your fragment of the destroyed bastille 

( tags via @needsmoreresearch )

[1-800-horrorfilms]

reblog if you sit at a computer and download faggot information to use later in life

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

So the traditional image of Death always contains the same basic elements. A skeleton, a long black cloak, a scythe. The line "Death is a farmer" came to my mind and I can't get rid of it... ANYWAYS. So this is what Death looks like

But it got me thinking.

I could be wrong, but I am pretty sure that a scythe was a tool that was in very common usage for harvesting at the time of their creation, so that was the implement their image was given. However, farming tech has improved since then, and I have to wonder if Death didn't keep up with the times. Is it possible that their tool is different now?

Perhaps death now holds a weed whacker

Then again, they might be partial the shape and feel of their old tool. Maybe Death now uses one of those chainsaws on a pole?

Then again, it's not just farming that has changed since Deaths first go round. The population of earth has increased DRASTICALLY since then. All I am saying is that maybe Death has had to update to something more efficient for such a large workload?

Maybe?

[sorryidonthaveatumbler]

^ modern day death

[angelwarm]

i hope that one day i will finally be ok….i’ll make a cherry pie when it is all over

[angelwarm]

today is the day

[joshpeck]

reblog the cherry pie to be ok

[pumpkinylink]

The cherry pie worked for me and here’s to hoping it’ll work for you too

[fanficaddict13125-deactivated20]

Let the cherry pie do it’s magic

[txttletale]

are you a fed?

italian grandmother asking you this before making you a delicious meal

[l3irdl3rain]

anyways my rebranding is because I’ve been having so much fun with tiktok recently and I wanted my usernames to match.

[punished-venom-solitair-e]

[cheese24k]

Porky Pig’s speech pattern deconstructed.

[20daysofjune]

BRUH

[honeydewhearts-deactivated20190]

:O that was amazing

[ghdos-blog]

I always thought they were just random sounds. That’s kind of mind-blowing.

[blasianxbri]

I’m over this man for making it seem so simple lol

[cannedviennasnausage]

“And nobody can do that and that’s why I have job security.”

[thetallblacknerd]

This is from a documentary called ” I know that voice” and it’s on youtube

[doubleca5t]

sucking off a trans girl with a law degree call that getting served a subpoenis

[alphacrone]

we should set more tv shows in fake US states the way we make up fake european countries for disney channel originals and hallmark movies

[bane-of-technology]

- via @wingstothesun

[catchymemes]

[abandon-all-ware]

[marmalarts]

hello my hand is gonna fall off

tap for better quality!

[heavenpoison]

Svetlana Tartakovska (1979), Young Writer, Undated, Oil on masonite.

Link: http://www.artist-view.nl/

[anagramofbrat]

I’m kind of obsessed with this painting and others by the same artist of Black girls. it is one of the few representations of Black women in “traditional art,” for lack of a better term that shows the subject as soft, delicate and vulnerable, which are qualities ascribed to us so rarely it’s notable when it happens. It’s painted by a Ukrainian woman. I don’t have time to unpick all the complexities there, but there’s enough fraughtness between Black women and Eastern Europeans that the source of this painting is equally as surprising to me as the tenderness of subject.

[jumpingjacktrash]

this is killing me. the textile details. the light. the harmony. it’s drowning me, i’m dying. i love it so very much.

[sorelatable]

Reblog if you’d attend!!

[frizzyhairedbandit]

LETS GET THIS PARTAY STARTED! WHEN AND WHERE?!

[once-ling]

YES! LETS DO THIS SHIT!

[apbajs]

[coneboyofficial-deactivated2018]

[austrian-battle-scars-blog]

[noizycinnamon]

REBLOG SO HARD

[loebclassics-deactivated2023081]

LET’S DO THIS FUNKY THANG

[thisiskristine-deactivated20130]

[hiddles-diddles-my-skittle-deac]

I would so go to this.

[thepuckishrogue]

Kay so this kinda needs to happen

[cheekbonesofbenny]

Perhaps if this gets enough reblogs it’ll happen.

[ivegotthetriforce]

Tumbl-Con 2014, in Chicago. It’s happening.

http://tumbl-con-usa.tumblr.com/

[zygodactylus]

love that we have this post so we can always see a trainwreck in progress, whenever we want

[cryoverkiltmilk]

Like finding Pompeii graffiti from The Day Before