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[writing-prompt-s]

After angering a god, you are cursed with flesh that will grant the eater eternal youth. After some time running away from those who know of the curse, you decide to take a bite of your own flesh, becoming immortal.

[gae-bolg-alternative-dot-exe]

[ohnogodpls]

[ikimaru]

the master plan 👌

[confluencial]

[ubuyo]

[memewhore]

[shitpostinguniverse]

[captain-astors]

The white rabbit.

[ellies-knife]

Reddit wins this one

[ig-braving]

[ig-braving]

johnny english really destroyed all movie logic

[funnyinstagramvideos]

the funniest part is that he’s not even running

[inthefallofasparrow]

Mr Bean as a Persistence Predator

[elodieunderglass]

My obligations and consequences catching up to me

[cannibalchicken]

[squeakyart]

Phia the Ghost Bunny

[andhumanslovedstories]

Do you ever think about how staggeringly in bad taste it is that Gandalf brought a firework that turns into Smaug to Bilbo’s birthday party

Like how were you hoping that would go

[bilbobagginsbrainrotblog]

*gandalf voice* so bilbo lived to be 111 huh? it would be a shame if someone or something caused him to go into c a r d i a c a r r e s t

[rohirric-hunter]

Gandalf: I’m still not a hundred percent sure that magic ring is artificially extending Bilbo’s life, so let’s run some tests.

[whetstonefires]

i would note that bilbo was the only person at the party not even slightly alarmed, so possibly gandalf just knows him well

[missoyashirou]

“You know what would be the greatest gift I could give Bilbo on his 111th birthday? Making Lobelia and Otho Sacksville-Baggins shit their pants at the party.” 

[memewhore]

[ultra-baklan-the-ovosh]

they be teaching the kids to be cool detectives and whatever 

[squeakyart]

Orelai the necromancer bunny

[gayvampyr]