How "am" I?

Hey, I'm Ian. He/him. Chill out. 28/Capricorn.

[infertilityidol]

[infertilityidol]

#death #hole #homeboys #weiner #weiners

[cicadaland]

devils up... and the bottom laughs.

[samlickereightyone]

MICHAEL MYERS WAS 21?????????????

[samlickereightyone]

he should’ve been at the clubbbbbb……..

[helloitsbees]

[grimmscythe]

Reblog to cast heal on prev

[sodapopera]

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[dogpuppy]

At the local hamburger shop and they said yelled out “order 167!” And three middle school age kids yelled in perfect unison “ 6 7!” Life is sometimes so beautiful

[moisterpeggingchampion]

If you reference 67 you deserve to be executed on the spot tbh

[dogpuppy]

If I was king for a day the first thing I would do would be to sentence you to a life full of love and understanding.

[sodapopera]

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[syn4k]

"it's so fucking over" yeah dude it's 11pm it's the end of the day it's time for you to go to bed. and tomorrow you'll be so fucking back because you'll be awake. go tuck yourself in dude you'll be ok

[lakevida]

walking around the dashboard at four in the morning stepping on all the creaking posts loud as fuck

[ms-gay-sex]

the whole "lipstick on a pig" thing makes no sense because the second we gave a pig access to makeup she became god's cuntiest soldier

[loveridden1999]

constantly trying to see the inherent good in people is a humiliation ritual that i continue to willingly participate in

[ruffboi-mags]

[phorusrhacidae-lesbian]

the official dem response to having to pay war reparations

[phorusrhacidae-lesbian]

really what is there to even say. there is a country much worse off for it than the US that needs the money more so pay up bitch

[natoapologistblocker]

I see this Dem rhetoric all the time, where they act as if they have the legal and institutional mechanisms to aggressively funnel enormous amounts of money into public investment, healthcare, welfare, or whatever. They act as if American banks would simply concede to these kinds of investments, as if they can actually mobilise infrastructure to achieve those ends, and as if they don't need to negotiate with a million "shareholders" to make sure they're not stepping on any capitalist's toes before investing money in, you know, society

In other words, Dems seem to think America is China

[crabanarchy]

They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard

[crabanarchy]

Then they say if you're a bad boy daddy will punish you. But what's the punishment? More gay sex! You can't escape it. This whole damn place is in the pocket of Big Sex

[theartofmadeline]

happy pride to the gay people in my computer <3

[sodapopera]

This guy can straight up not get to the point any time he tells a story it’s literally the same fucking thing I shit you not five times in a row

[y2egundo-deactivated20170812]

[saltyseazdgx]