How "am" I?

Hey, I'm Ian. He/him. Chill out. 28/Capricorn.

[niceinchnails]

It was a clitorical question

[innerchildabortionclinic]

Girl okay

[innerchildabortionclinic]

The parodies are arriving

[catchymemes]

[catchymemes]

[rudeteens]

I just love barking so I really couldn’t give a fuck if this is the right tree or not haha

[prettycolors]

[wiiwheel]

fieeeeeerce

[shetheyslain]

[loontattoo]

I'm allowed to be a little parasocial because I am famously normal

[portaltomb]

this lettuce smells like dog

[iamoutofideas]

you bought dog lettuce

[swarnpert]

[dogpuppy]

[parakavka]

Today a very friendly Golden Retriever came up to me and I said "hey buddy :D" and the owner asked "do you know each other?" like his dog had a social life he didn't know about

[mehblahblah]

You are never too talkative for someone who likes to hear you, you are never too annoying for someone who find your little actions cute, you are never too depressed for someone who knows what you went through, You are never too late for someone who awaits to see you all day, you are never too far for someone who loves you...

[dogpuppy]

[awogga]

[dogpuppy]

I wish I could have heard you sing this… I bet you have a beautiful voice

[sodapopera]

.

[electronicmail]

Be honest do you think that actually learning things in high school is important

yeah dude or else youre gonna be that coworker people post about

[electronicmail]

this is by far the most insane example