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Sixteen years ago today, Cosmo had an idea.
I was scrolling though Instagram and I saw something beautiful.
My hands did the right thing, aha!
Inspired by @pokitokki and @therealjacksepticeye
JEEZ JACK WOULD ROCK THE CATWALK ANYTIME WITH LEGS SO HOT.
look , i literally can’t stress how cute this deleted parks and rec scene is and im about to lose my fucking shit.
Im in love with Chris Pratt
“just kidding, I’m so strong”
oh my god OH MY GOD
just incase yall were interested in whats happenin on FL fb right now
reasons to love harrison ford
1. hates donald trump 2. got his ear pierced at claires because why not 3. legit asks people to beat him up in action scenes EVEN NOW AS AN OLD MAN 4. is arguably one of the most iconic star wars characters yet couldnt give less of a crap abt star wars 5. the universe tried to kill him (or at least permanently incapacitate him) twice in 2015 and it only mildly inconvenienced him 6. flies helicopters in search and rescue missions 7. was in his 40s for the majority of the indiana jones series which is insane when you think about all the stunts involved 8. quote “the director yells cut and harrison cracks open a beer and then builds a fucking shed” 9. arguably sexy 10. points angrily and its super effective
11. is just a really sweet person 12. no really my dad worked with him on firewall as the tech advisor and he was just a really swell guy 13. got my mom’s birth date from my dad and sent her flowers 14. he sent my mom flowers for her birthday 15. he didn’t even know her he just wanted to be sweet
this was a beautiful and necessary edition to this post thank you oh my god
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When he was asked to be in Jimmy Kimmel’s “I’m Fucking Ben Affleck” video, in which he pulled up alongside them in a car and gave Jimmy a little wink and an air-kiss, when he showed up at the set he looked kind of put out. Kimmel was afraid he wasn’t down with what they were asking. But he just said, “I don’t know, this wardrobe…don’t you have anything mesh that I could wear?”
When he was filming “Witness” he rented a small farm from a friend of mine. At the end of the filming my friend went and checked out the property as usual. He noticed the barn door had been leveled so it no longer would swing open on it’s own. Went into the house and saw the closets had been redone, in the kitchen the cabinets had been replaced and all the drawers now opened really well. Turns out that there were thousands of dollars of work and materials put into fixing up everything at the place.
My friend called Ford and asked him how much he was asking for the work. Ford told him doing that kind of thing helped him relax and stay sane when he was filming. Would not take a dime. Plus he paid for a new water heater and got the sewage system cleaned out.
And he paid rent to live there the entire time.
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My step sister was driving through Wyoming once, near Ford’s ranch. She stops for gas, and as she’s filling up, this huge motorcycle roars in behind her, scared the pants off her. The rider, dressed in all black steps off, and she yells at him “who do you think you are blasting in here like that, you Darth Vader looking motherfucker?”. He takes off the helmet, and it’s Harrison Ford, and without missing a beat he says
“Hey! I’m not Darth Vader, I’m Luke Skywalker”
From the co-production designer on The Force Awakens, Darren Gilford:
“The Millennium Falcon was the first thing we were actually building. I had been in London and I came home back to L.A. for Christmas. So I go to Sports Chalet to do some last-minute shopping; I get there early, run to the back of the store, get what I need. I’m coming back through the store, and I just happen to pass this person holding up a pair of ski pants, and it’s Harrison Ford. I look at him, he looks at me and puts his head right down. I can tell he doesn’t want to be bothered; I’m sure from the look on my face he knew I knew who he was.
So I walk past him, and after about 10 feet I think, ‘If there’s ever a time to say hello to Harrison Ford, I’m building the Millennium Falcon!’ So I turn around very hesitantly and go, ‘Harrison, I’m sorry to bother you. I’m co-production designer on the new Star Wars, I’m just back from London, and I’ve been building the Falcon.’ A big smile came across his face, he put his hand out, and we had such a great conversation — he couldn’t have been sweeter.
As I’m walking away, he goes, ‘Darren!’ and calls me back. He goes, ‘The toggle switches.’ I go, ‘Toggle switches.’ He goes, ‘The toggle switches on the Falcon. When they built it the first time, they bought cheap toggle switches without any springs in them. Every time I threw a toggle switch, it fell back; it wouldn’t hold. It drove me crazy. Please, make sure the toggle switches are fixed this time.’ I go, ‘No problem! I’ll take care of it!’
So months go by, I’m back in London, we’re getting close [to principal photography], and I get a phone call saying J.J.’s headed down to check out the cockpit, and Harrison’s with him. I run down there and I see J.J. in the passenger seat and Harrison in the pilot seat. They’re just giddy; they’re having so much fun. And then I see Harrison look up, and he just starts throwing all the toggle switches: boom, boom, boom, boom. [Laughs.] And I remember thinking, ‘Phew, minor victory. Take solace in that and move on. Next task.’ That’s my favorite story.”
HARRISON FORD SMILES WHEN MEETING CREW MEMBERS AND IS A NERD FOR FUNCTIONING PRODUCTION DESIGN
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this post makes me think of you @atheistjapanesesocialist
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I Know This Might Be Difficult for Some, and That’s Okay. But...
I’m going to create a fundraiser for the AFSP (American Foundation for Suicide Prevention) on Tiltify. I’m making a team so streamers - gamers, artists, and various people alike - can help raise money for the cause.
@markiplier @crankgameplays @therealjacksepticeye I hope you guys might be able to help out? I’m going to try and make this a community effort. Totally okay if you’ll be busy, though; hope you’re doing well!
Links soon!
UPDATE: You can now find the charity page here: https://tiltify.com/events/dont-suffer-alone-september-charity-for-afsp
The one where danisnotonfire Daniel Howell is me.
Just want to talk about a documentary about indigenous Canadians I saw last night that is a shocking eye opener to non Canadians. It was about the murder and systematic racism that is still prevalent today. It also showed that there are a lot of racists in Canada and that police there have been openly racist to them and not properly investigated their murders. It also showed the residential schools where indigenous kids were ripped from families and were abused in many ways (1/2)
(2/2) The presenter is a white English woman, but there’s a part where she confronts this taxi driver about her racism. Basically that taxi driver says she asks for money upfront and natives say she’s racist to them and the presenter points out she never asked her because she’s white. There was other stuff too and seeing that taxi driver exposed for her racism was amazing. It’s called Stacey Dooley investigates Canada’s Lost Girl and it’s on BBC iPlayer. It’s very upsetting though so there is tw
Thanks for the rec! I will look for it!
If you want to learn more, @allthecanadianpolitics has a “first nations” tag, and a “mmiw” (Missing + Murdered Indigenous Women) tag.
My country has some problems.
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I let my Bearded Dragon out of his cage to walk around, and this is what he immediately goes to…
I raised him well.
Did you see that meme Phil liked? WTF?! he must know the implications of that picture, right?
this is genuinely the best thing that’s ever happened to me
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she lets them feel her biceps
Game developers please take notes: when you allow for ‘muscular’ options for women, please give us arms that are at least this size! Not that dainty shit you keep pawning off on us.
…yeah, there’s something kinda hot about a woman who could rip you in half.
You can see the gay panic setting in on the one with the black skirt after she feels the bicep.
Sauron has yet to reveal his deadliest servant. The one who will lead Mordor’s armies in war. The one they say no living man can kill.
The entire “Look What You Made Me Do” music video