chunk meat

remy + 30 + bi + autistic + artist

[distant-star-butch]

uhh, can i love you in a way that's little gross and insane

[cruel-hiraeth]

call him bubonic the way he plagues me

[mintmatcha]

blorbonic plague

[creepymutelilbugger]

a few of these i had lying around. idk

[fluffysheeple]

christian bad driver: my guardian angel watches over me, I don't need to look before I merge

atheist bad driver: I will rely on my own skill to see myself safely home after a mere 8 drinks

agnostic bad driver: no one knows where all these dents and scratches came from

[andmaybegayer]

measure once cut also once, no prablem

[andmaybegayer]

#i know i already reblogged this but i need to like. cross stitch it or carve it into wood or quilt it or something

concept for a vcarving project

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

no i get you this was perfectly centered when i wrote it

[shaydh]

I have done the cross stitch

[poolboydivision]

in honor of all the times I've made this mistake irl

[makeitdewey]

702 Miscellany of fine and decorative arts

[roboticchibitan]

Prev's tags:

Question for you: How'd I do on this needle book I embroidered the cover of?

[fleshymeatbag]

I'm collecting them like pokemon

[littledevilmobby]

this town is full of hot babes wtf !! (individual headshots under the cut)

[r0zeclawz]

reading dnis is a great way to learn words that no one has ever used and might not even be real

[faggotfungus]

[eraserheadadult]

it hadn't occurred to me that a lot of men don't think it's hot when a female character in A Situation is haggard and sweaty and hasn't slept in 4 days. like i naively thought we were in agreement about this at the very least

[macarena-of-time-deactivated201]

[deathtofun]

I told a guy his total was 13.21 and he said “wish it were that year, could actually get some good music on the radio”

[regularlesbian]

breaking news from the AP, our boys on the front have just sacked constantinople. take that, heretics. coming up next are the soothing lute dirges of bing crosby

[villainessbian]

*screams of a witch burning at the stake*

THOU ART CURRENTLY LISTENING TO

*Gregorian chanting*

13.21

*leper bell ringing*

HIGH MEDIAEVAL FM

*recording of John Lackland sobbing as he signs the Magna Carta*

WHENCE COMETH NAUGHT BUT LITURGIES

LITURGIES

AND MORE LITURGIES

*Templar knights praying out loud*

THIS ISN’T THY GRANDMOTHERES STATION

*Imagine Dragons - Radioactive starts playing*

[yokowan]

Visit Original Link

[finniestoncrane]

ok before i forget im going to also suggest hector valentino airnesto condicionado for the scent idea... the difference between hvac unit hector and realized hector... 😌

yippeeeeeeee i have Thoughts™️about him and getting to think about the difference between before and after realization??? MWAH!!

hvac unit hector

mmmmm metallic notes, the hum of machinery, collected dust, memories of something you haven't had, a cool fresh breeze... ➸ missing person - the nostalgia for your lover's nude skin ➸ freeze - fresh citrus and the smell of snow ➸ ektoplasma - powder and musk, wool blankets and warmth

realized hector

sweat and warm skin, bodies sticking together, a clammy hand, palpable nerves and heightened awareness ➸ skin - it's sweet and musky, but there's salty notes and milky tones ➸ reduced to a thing that wants you - marshmallow and clean skin ➸ bubble bath - delicate milk and coconut with fresh soaps

[100493503004422]

calling myself babe when I'm talking to myself. in a pitying but loving way. like babe you gotta get up. babe why are you doing this. babe you're giving me nothing here

[mayonaizs]

maybe we shuold make really round car to balance out the cybertrucks

[bewbin]

LETS BRING BACK 1337 SPEAK 

[bewbin]

why do i even try 

[bunney]

I THoUGHT YOU MEANT THE YEAR

[esoanem]

my l0rd, t3h p34s4nt5 4r3 r3v01t1ng! W3 mu5t s411y f0rth 4g41n5t th3m 4thw1th!

[addamatic]

Happy ten years of being so old no one knows what 1337 is