Shitty Life Relates

Welcome to the shitty relates that we shall call life. All though most of these will be funny, a lot of them are in fact... Shitty. They fucking relate to me too.

[softballplaya33]

Cleaning my room

Ok so it seems every time I am cleaning my room, if I find any hair accessories or jewelry I always wear them for the period of cleaning my room. I don't take them off or touch them until the room is spotless.

I was just cleaning my room and forgot I was wearing three belts around my waist, two necklaces, and on my head I was wearing Minnie Mouse ears, a handkerchief, and flower.

I walked outside to pull up the garbage barrels and this neighbor kid was laughing and yaaaa. I flipped him off and said "This is my style, deal with it,"

[dio-archive]

things tumblr needs to stop doing

making minor useless changes

things tumblr needs to start doing

releasing urls that have been terminated for 2+ years

add a “disable reblogging” option for posts

make blocking people make it so they can’t view your blog and set it up so i can make it when someone who i have blocked goes to my blog it redirects to a black page with white text in the middle that says “go fuck yourself” with a picture of shadow the hedgehog flipping them off

[literatureismyutopia]

[bookporn]

Believe it or not

[juggahnaut-deactivated20231123]

Okay, I just love how they drew everybody’s face.

Anne Frank’s all like, “Oh, too depressing? It was the fucking Holocaust.”

[softballplaya33]

It was at his moment Nathan knew... He fucked up.

Karen: Happy fathers day!

Nathan: But I'm not a Dad.

Karen: Are you sure about that :)

[inritum]

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

[ghostdog07]

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

[deathklaue]

YOOOOOOO

I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS

LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL

IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS

[doryishness]

holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS. 

[victoriaringsinyourears]

I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT 

[lenshade]

SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP

[themixedbagofwhat]

WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????

[wodkat]

ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE

[openyourthird-eye]

OKAY I SWEAR TO GOD THIS THING WORKS YOU HAVE TO PATIENT BC I WISHED THAT I COULD MOVE AWAY FROM MY SHITTY TOWN TO A WARM PLACE AND GUESS WHAT THIS JULY IM MOVING TO NORTH CAROLINA OKAY GUYS IM NOT MAKING THIS UP I AM SO CONFUSED ACTUALLY THIS IS GREAT BYE

[thymegatampon-deactivated202008]

[charminbear-blog-blog]

phone calls are the most terrifying thing in the world

[lindsaylohoean-deactivated20160]

talking to a non tumblr user about tumblr more like

[softballplaya33]

YES. OMG YES.

[bombing]

doctor: you have to run more you’re incredibly out of shape

me: but doc i definitely run…..a blog haha

doctor: nice

me: nice

doctor: you’re going to die

me: nice

[softballplaya33]

We are spreading this because of a girls rights. A girl got suspended from posting this around her school. Copy, paste, and share. We need to change how people are behaving. We all need a change. Especially since girls are turning into objects and not people. Girls will be able to wear shorts againnnn!

[softballplaya33]

I would actually KILL to be popular for a day. Trade places with someone popular in my school just so I can fuck all of their friend ships up so everyone is fucking equal again like in Kindergarten.

[softballplaya33]

Why are girls wearing high heels to school? Its like they're stumbling round school as it is with their tight ass fucking mini skirts and shorts. I would gladly wear shitty ass shoes and sweatpants the whole damn day. But then its like... Girls get to stairs, and they're moving slow as fuck because they trying to act all cool and shit, but they actually looking like a stuck ass Giraffe -_-

[softballplaya33]

Sometimes I feel like people don't give two shits about me and I feel invisible. Sometimes I feel like dying and I don't even know why... Like, not completely de, but I'd be curious as to who would actually seem to care. I hate when people bring me down. I honestly hate when people tell me to go die, or harm myself. They don't understand how much that actually hurts me. OR ANYONE. I had friends and then what did they do? They actually left me to go to another group. I don't understand how people don't understand how society can take over peoples lives. I'm writing this because I've seen it happen, and people need to fucking think before their actions. Words Hurt. They do. But a lot expect them to fly over our heads.

[zechv]

*me at funeral* so do u guys come here often? cause this place is like, a total downer. u see that guy? hes dead

[tastefullyoffensive]

[klaroline]

[betterbemeta]

But you know a protest to this would be to just repeatedly clean the toilet. Just do it. Pretend you’re in a video game and grind toilet cleaning for points.

water and rewater and rewater the plants. Kill the plants. Drown the plants.

Expose the system. Exploit the system. 

[softballplaya33]

I have this exact thing and for mine I have like two or three worth 100 points. Sucks fo you

[problemactic]

omg you guys i was on tv

[problemactic]

[girlidiotdotcom-deactivated2023]

*12 year old voice* i know who you like