you'd totally sing to me

wren • 20 • he/they

[transformingdeath]

Okay so I know we’re all in a rough place and there’s so much going on, but I’m just $80 short on rent because of an unexpected vet trip. I would usually work an extra day or two but I’m currently recovering from surgery so I have to stay in bed

If anyone could donate even just a little or share this I would really, really appreciate it 🌸

I can also offer tarot or rune readings for whatever price you can give. Just DM me with your questions :)

paypal.me/willinglyhere

Venmo @wrenchirps

[saywhatjessie]

Our favorite handiboy in a backwards hat appreciation post

[sexydexynurse]

Nursey: I wish you could block people in real life.

Dex: Restraining order.

Chowder: Murder.

[theheadcanonzone]

Taako’s surname was erased by the Voidfish and whenever he tried to think of it he just heard static, you know, like from TV?

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[omgcheckplease]

[zimmerdouche]

[omgcheckplease]

[porcupine-girl]

Snuggley boi fucking confirmed

[porcupine-girl]

Y’know, I was just looking at this post of mine and I realized - Jack is climbing into the back of the bed. Bitty is curling up to let Jack past just so that Jack can sleep back there.

Jack could sleep on the outside edge, where if he needs a little extra space he can let an arm or a leg dangle over the side. But no! He specifically wants to be snuggled up between Bitty and the wall! And this is clearly normal, since Bitty is moving to let him past without either of them commenting on it. This is how they sleep.

*ahem* As I said,

SNUG. GLE. Y. BOI.

[softboidex]

another possibility:

i love cuddling during the day in a tiny bed, but i need my space to thrash around in my sleep like im possessed by my dreams. now, my partner and I can’t have anything less than a queen and a big comforter for each of us. Y’know why?? this bitch is a Bed Theif™️ who w i l l steal all of the blankets AND sprawl so much i eventually get pushed out of bed

if im in a small bed and not on the side of the kind, mericiful, protective wall, i will wake up with my beautiful starfish of a partner snoozing peacefully on a bed throne of his own making and me his humble adorer bruised and cold on the floor, nothing to do but bask in all his unconscious triumph

[gosh-darn]

this is not the dumbest thing i’ve done, but it comes pretty close. I’m sure kate beaton parodies stopped being funny years ago but I’m still kickin.  

original comic by kate beaton here [x]

[dereknursey]

prospective freshman on the taddy tour the frogs are leading: um so like? i know samwell is pretty accepting but like. is the hockey team specifically okay with gay people or—

nursey: it is imperative that all hockey players be as gay as possible at all times

[foomin-art-deactivated20211108]

カワイコちゃん。

[kleeklutch]

[galpalkirk]

I can’t believe bitty’s twitter is basically just a written down compilation of jack being awkward around his crush

[insertatitlehere]

eric bittle @his sugar daddy: hey sweetpea can you venmo me some money i need a flamethrower

jacob laurent zimmermann: i see absolutely no problem with that 

[dankmemeuniversity]

[wrathofthestag]

[bitty-smol]

it’s official. bitty is a father.

[kermitlesbian]

Contrary to popular belief, “Bitty” is actually short for Eric’s middle name, “Bitch”

[incorrectcheckpleasequotes]

Jack: I'm Shitty Knight's emergency contact.

Campus Security: So you're here to pick him up?

Jack: I'm here to remove myself as his emergency contact.