You Can’t Stop The Homestuck

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[rubysapphrald]

the squip is kin with lil hal who is in turn kin with hal 9000

[softbutch-aradia]

And hal 9000 is kin with dave (from homed stuck)

[geckobeef]

Almost every gay person I’ve met likes pokemon

[geckobeef]

if you’re lgbt what’s your favorite pokemon

[andercas]

I feel like when you’re writing, organizing chapters and dialogue is easy

but jfc, the amount of time it takes to constantly keep people moving and make sure they’re in the right spaces and trying to come up with wording for it is always such a shock. 

Like, fuck, I made you pick up a coffee cup, you need to put it down at some point. also I can’t remember what I dressed you in, can you push up your sleeves? I don’t remember if you even have your shirt on.

and YOU. YOU OVER THERE, you got out of your chair earlier, but did you come back yet? Are you coming back? Where did you even go and why’d you get up? Fuck, I can’t make you sit down again already, you just stood up, go…over there. go get more coffee. Did you bring your mug with you? fine. bring the pot to the table and—wait, wasn’t the coffee pot already over here? shit, hold on, I need to go back and re-read and re-write

[julystorms]

this is the most relevant thing i have ever read.

[thlayli-rah]

I think one of the most wild things as a writer is the sensation that you’re not actually directing your characters– they’re sort of directing themselves, and you’re scrambling around attempting to copy down whatever it was that they just did, but they don’t wait for you to finish copying. They just keep walking and talking and moving around and existing of their own volition and at some point you look up and you’re like “WHOA OKAY EVERYBODY BACK THE FUCK UP WHERE ARE WE”

It’s kind of like trying to write sheet music for an orchestra while it’s playing

[truntechgodhead]

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i cant believe i spent time actually making this………….

punchline under the cut. listen to the audio first

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[scumfuckus]

apparently when i was born the…guy after the midwife? the baby doctor? was this russian guy with HUGE hands who just sorta. squeezed my head (my dad says he was worried that he was gonna crush me like a coke can) and was like “this is a strong baby”

[scumfuckus]

[fridayindulges]

[01101010-01100100]

they don’t call me fucking dumbass shithead idiot for nothing

[teathattast]

[hawkeyedflame]

do your ever get excited to see certain mutuals in your notes like yes i pleased the Friend

[ceecil]

[thearkoftaujeer-remade]

someone: [has a fun hobby related to dolls, stuffed animals, animatronics, toys, puppets, low poly renders, sculpture, etc etc and posts about it online]

one million geek idiots on this site: This is so scary. This is so fucked up. This is the worst thing ive ever seen in my life. I cant look at this i feel like im going to die. Why does this exist. Op why would you do this. Kill it with fire. Im fucking shaking oh my god. I’m in a liminal space and this cursed revolting creature is ripping off all my limbs. Op do you take constructive criticism. I have no creativity, a really shitty sense of humor, and am rude

[sniperscout-archive]

peter, looking at thanos: you’re like our version of lord english

tony: what

strange: what

quill: what

mantis: what

drax: like homestuck?

[orochislayer]

the terrible power of “dont stop believing” is you dont even have to listen to it for it to get stuck in your head, just hearing the name is enough

[orochislayer]

[polariiize]

i am mutuals with some high quality blogs and i don’t even know how that happened bc my blog is trash

[charlesoberonn]

Thunderhead from Incredibles was gay.

[glumshoe]

My fashion trick: have a big head. Have a father with a slightly bigger head. Abscond with all the hats your father acquires that are just slightly too small for him. Wear them everywhere.

[turing-tested]

human brain: ha ha funney post on tumblr website homestuck brain: 

[glumshoe]

oh god did homestuck ruin another perfectly good word

[linguisticparadox]

With the dad and hat thing it’s even worse

[glumshoe]

I do not understand and I am frightened of my ignorance.

[pics-that-make-you-go-hmm]

[huffpc]

[zeldamaniac44]

in 20 years this post will be totally incomprehensible

[fleetingmotivation]

I REFUSE to let that happen