Chasing the Wind

'If I seem to wander, seem to stray, remember that true stories seldom take the straightest way...' icon by @littlebirdofprey

[challenging-wonderland]

Making a pinned post to hold myself accountable especially with all the new dnd content we're having!

Please note I don't tag for anything once it's been out for a week unless it's something big, so proceed with caution 😅

SPOILER TAGS:

Main Campaigns of Critical Role - I tag 'cr spoilers' for a week until the next episode airs, including most one shots. No longer using the full 'critical role spoilers' as tumblr now drops EVERYTHING into the main tag that contains the words Critical Role 🤦‍♀️

( I only tag for new release content so my blog is not safe for Campaign 1, 2 or 3 spoilers if you're just starting those! )

The Legend of Vox Machina show will be tagged 'TLOVM Spoilers' and I'll tag until the next batch of episodes are released.

Dimension 20 - I tag as 'dimension 20 spoilers' and the appropriate tag for the name of the campaign e.g. 'mice and murder spoilers' - again I tag until the next episode comes out!

If you want me to tag for something specific, ask box is always open ✌

[ankle-beez]

surprisingly forward-thinking of jim henson and co. to make a female character in the 70's that's allowed to be loud-mouthed and violent and kind of overwhelmingly romantic and even a huge bitch at times and not have a moment where any character asks her to change

[ankle-beez]

going through all the muppet movies in a row made me realize that like. miss piggy was made in the 70's. and it's so rare even today to have a character like her. she's loud, she's selfish, she's funny, she's extremely vain, she's obsessed with romance, she's violent, she's kind of annoying, and there's not a single moment in any of these films where she's asked to tone down any of these personality traits. i am not joking when i say that miss piggy might be one of the best treated female characters ever written

[amultitudeofyellowrodents]

you might be on to something, I've never heard Miss Piggy being called problematic either

[crochethub]

After 10 months of dedication, I finally finished! I confess I was hesitant to post it, since I'm not a professional, but I feel I achieved a good result. by TheresaZoe

[ashesinthewest]

WOW! It's so pretty! Amazing job!

[teaboot]

HOLY FUCKING SHITBALLS

[featherlinneasart]

And Andrés' turn!

[kerosene-in-a-blender]

Everyone going off about how cool the Star Razor is, and they are right to do so 😌

[escuerzoresucitado]

[official-penis-posts]

Presumably this is the same way God does it

[synibread]

once again i have too much free will lawyer lipsync battle go!

[mclennonyaoi]

working with kids and one of them says “you know you eat 8 spiders a night on average right?” and another goes “no no no those statistics are actually skewed by people who like eat spiders recreationally for fun and stuff” and my head snapped up like a fucking sleeper agent

[luetta]

something they never told me about adulthood: mimic keys will attach themselves to your keychain in the hopes you use them and they can have sex with your keyholes

[luetta]

bro thinks it isn’t fucking obvious

[luetta]

i left my keys outside for 5 fucking minutes are you kidding me

[s-t-a-r-c-o]

im reading discworld and im on the third book and i only just realized they arent arranged like this

[sator-the-wanderer]

I raise it to

[tanadrin]

So one of the things that can apparently contribute to kidney issues in cats is if they eat too much dry food and don't drink enough water; cats are adapted to get a lot of their water from their food since they're originally desert animals, and might not get enough water if they don't eat wet food. Unfortunately, Dozy won't eat wet food no matter what; she categorically refuses to touch the stuff. So a few months ago, we were looking for ways to get Dozy more fluids, and my wife noticed at the pet store a cat drink--basically meat broth with some floaty bits in--that was low-protein and meant for cats with kidney issues. So we figured, worth a try, right?

Great news: she loved it. Super tasty apparently. Great success. Along with the kidney-sensitive treats we found, it was a nice way to supplement her diet. Unforseen long-term consequence though: she loved it so much she began demanding it throughout the day. Like, would come up to us and meow, and meow, and meow, and not stop, until we got up, went to the kitchen, and got her some cat drink.

And by doing so on demand, we have unfortunately created a monster: no matter what we are doing at home, Dozy knows that if she sits next to you and meows, 1) you know what she wants, and 2) you know that she will not stop until you get it for her now. And when you do get it, she gets extremely excited. She will bum rush the kitchen door as you enter. She will run around your feet as you open the can. She will let out the creakiest, crunchiest, most nails-on-the-chalkboard meow you've ever heard if she thinks you're not going fast enough.

I do not begrudge her this. It is gratifying to care for a creature whose most ardent desires are so simple that it is this easy to fulfill them. But I am a little sad, because I know in my heart that I have never loved any comestible as much as she loves this cat drink. She has a pleasure of a purity and intensity that I will never know.

[the creacher in question]

[teaboot]

Nothing on earth could have prepared me for the fucking face of Dozy

[cosmonautroger]

[drdopamine]

@playwrongs peer reviewed tags

[magicratfingers]

desperately want to draw want nothing less than to be drawing

[magicratfingers]

this is how many pillows I want

[quintuplequay]

Where does the you go. In this scenario

[magicratfingers]

? what do u mean

[batbetbitbotbut]

Ah another fan of the classic children's roleplay, "neolithic burial"

[magicratfingers]

yeah u get it

[keiachi-chan]

Tumblr jpeg dolls I don't feel like finding the image

[no-one-offical]

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[librarysilverfish]

It's occurring to me that the meaning behind my url might not be apparent because people might not have interacted with silverfish and therefore don't have any association between them and books. So help me settle this

Do you know what a silverfish is?

Yes, and I am ready with the exterminator on speed dial

Yes but I am too benevolent to click the first answer

I knew about them I just forgot they existed/I know what they are in theory

With a little more context I might figure it out

They're fish? Fish that are silver??

Sorry I'm allergic to fish//I'm bald

Voting ended on1h

[crabussy]

I don't understand how cis people obsessed with gender norms think trans people are the weird ones. they're going around believing that your name has to correlate to your genitals. your fashion has to correlate to your genitals. your behaviours have to correlate to your genitals. your hobbies have to correlate to your genitals. who you date has to correlate to your genitals. whether you can put sparkles on your eyelids or not has to correlate to your genitals. and then people like me go "hmm. I might not do that. maybe I'll just do what feels fun and okay instead" and they LOSE their MINDS

[waterfaerie]

Carousel Dogs by Tim Racer

[thegenderdruid]

it's truly insane how much more functional society would be and how much happier everyone would be if every job was perpetually 10% overstaffed (and people who weren't needed could chill and rotate in when needed while still getting paid) instead of 10-50% understaffed but that wouldn't be 'efficient' (in the short term, for shareholders) so fuck everyone I guess