zero charisma

🦩✨ angie.32. IG | softspun

[deepdwellingsteamboat]

DOLLS 1986・dir. Stuart Gordon

[poketcg-art]

Mareep -- Yuka Morii

[slaybey]

BEYONCÉ★BOWL

[poketcg-art]

Larvitar -- Masakazu Fukuda

[slaybey]

Beyoncé as Apollonia Kotero for Halloween (2024)

[slaybey]

Beyoncé as Pamela Anderson for Halloween (2024)

[specialmouse-deactivated2025060]

Cashier: all right, your total will be 49.87 you can tap or insert—

Me: hey. I just wanted to say… thank you for selling me these items.

^just a new interaction i was thinking of doing, to make the world a little brighter

[specialmouse-deactivated2025060]

No my entire life i’ve made a furious jerk off motion and gone bleh blehhh bleh and walked away. But i was thinking of trying something different

[specialmouse-deactivated2025060]

I grew up in a shed and only saw sunlight through the cracks in the wood

[specialmouse-deactivated2025060]

They used to poke sticks through the holes with peanut butter on the end for my food and then dewy leaves for water and i would suck it off

[specialmouse-deactivated2025060]

My handlers used to tell me i was supposed to grow hair but they never gave me the proper balance of macronutrients for it to happen

[weepingwidar]

Naudline Pierre (Haitian-American, 1989) - In the Meantime (2023)

[artblackafrica]

Pascale Marthine Tayou (Cameroon), Tug of War, 2013

[pollen]

hello to all the beautiful exhausted intelligent resentful compassionate irritated women of the internet i love you

[coffee-and-cusswords]

sorry for being indecisive, I haven’t had any prophetic dreams to guide me in a while

[antiquesintheattic]

oh okay

[1dietcokeinacan]

Never apologize for farting. Ever. #ripanddip

[saltlordofold]

[sacred-portal]

[papayajuan2019]

the world is running out of glassblowers and yet you want to become a fucking doctor

[sniperserpent]

One of the most jarring moments of my university education was in a physics class when I was given a device that measures gravity and was told “this cost the university sixteen thousand dollars, but the only glass blower in the world who could make the glass springs inside it died so it’s literally irreplaceable. If you drop it those springs will shatter. Go fuck around with it for a day and take some measurements”

[marzipanandminutiae]

I met a young horologist (mechanical clock maker/repairer) for the first time in my eight-year museum career

...last year

there are still plenty of mechanical clocks in the world and the people who can repair them are dying out

for the love of god. become a clockmaker. become a glassblower. there will be work for you because no-one else can do it

[thorst]

God, pick it up while there are still masters to teach you! My career ship has sailed but those would be such cool professions

[happymiffy]