u ok?

Ellie, 19, I love art!

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

The colonizers are “why does it always have to be about race” -ing and are about to (if not already), blame mental health of the killer. We need a bingo card for these things. White male rage and white privelge at its finest.

[princesstigerbelle]

Reblog the Princess ™ for future happiness and mental stability. Let her cuteness cleanse you.

[valkoswolf]

please princess™… i require your stability and happiness

[princesstigerbelle]

She is listening

[boomkid-deactivated20200108]

me: i’m gonna do work today! hell yeah babey

brain: wrong

me: what?

brain: wrong

[slimetony]

*SLAMS FIST ON TABLE* ow

[kaijutegu]

I just found out that my gecko’s tail works on my phone's touch screen, so I'm gonna let her make a text post and let autocorrect interpret her words.

Funks go e y y man kill zucchini angst

[vetmedirl]

the gecko has spoken

[shinyappletun]

Death Note, Netflix (2017)

[puncromancer]

please listen to ronald mcdonald saying that we are all kin

[sadphonics]

Why does this look like the wild thornberrys

[pokeyscrypt]

It: Chapter 2 looks wack

[shitpost-senpai]

[toryburch]

P is for Paint the Town

They’re back! The artists at Golden Paints bring our new Fall 2018 stripe collection to life…

Shop the collection.

[luigiisgod]

me: wow the stars are beautiful tonight  gf: yeah they are me: you know who else is beautiful though?  gf: *blushes* who  me: luigi 

[ahsteria]

baby boomers: climate change & bisexuals aren’t real also i’m better than u

[ahsteria]

gen x: !!! kids these days are spending too much time on the phones!! they’re faking the depression & anxiety !!

[ahsteria]

millennials: people need to realize the importance of our truths and struggles; rent prices, shitty education, decreased job opportunities, and discrimination, are causing genuine problems among today’s population

[ahsteria]

gen z: ok i’m ready to eat fruit, be gay, go to the moon, and die lets go fuckers

[readmyquiet]

The 11:59 pm deadline ain't no joke in college.

[nubiana-americana-deactivated20]

listen to me. look me in the eyes. that blackboard link will close on your procrastinating ass

[scumbagsblog]

Blackboard and Canvas are cold, unforgiving mistresses. Turn yo shit in.

[biprep-deactivated20190915]

i guess what ppl dont tell u about college is that is a very lonesome period of ur life. and that doesnt mean like u wont have lots of friends or u wont party or whatever but ur going to spend so much time alone. like cooking by yourself and studying n homework and driving and going to classes like……… its just you sometimes. and the trick is to use that time by yourself to relax and understand YOU better and iron out your own wants n wishes instead of wallowing

[literallyaflame]

letting my mom watch queer eye was a mistake. she just walked into my room, pointed at some clothes on my floor and said “hey. what would tan say about this???” and i just shuffled over to pick them up like a sad child cause i would want tan france to be proud of me :( fuck :(

[karnalesbian]

[coolestkidintown]

[goon]

this is the best thing I’ve ever seen on twitter

[masculinityissofragile]

YES LADIES PLEASE DONT BUY THINGS YOU NEED FOR NORMAL BODILY FUNCTIONS AROUND US GUYS.

[greythegryphon]

Am I the only one distressed that he included toothbrushes on this list?

[skygenders]

[mouseremote147863456]

[yellowpillowcase]

i didn’t reblog this before, but this got better.

[puds-archive]

so ppl know

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

I’m so relieved that he wasn’t serious and I’m sure his dentist is too

[queen-of-ancapistan-blog]

dude I’ve seen this post a thousand times and I NEVER saw the last bit and I am so shook.

[girls-are-fucking-pretty]

#justiceformatt

[ironwoman359]

I’ve never seen this version before. Well, good for Matt, then. 

[kalgayming]

[onlytwitterpics]

[gaystation-4]