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[sol-facade]

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[gayxiao]

Shits been stressful for me lately so I've de-stressed with a weiss redesign

[teaboot]

This old farmer in the town I’m in just warned me ‘watch out for the old guy’s daughter, she’s six foot nine and built like an amazon’ and all I could do was choke up and whisper ‘awesome’

[teaboot]

Gossipy rural townsfolk warning of tall brick shithouse lesbians who might hit on me have no idea

[yourfeminist]

WHAT. THE. FUCK. AMERICA.

Spread the word!!!!

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Americans: We’re the greatest country in the world!

Also Americans: I think we should be allowed to deny people employment based on who they fuck

[astraldemise]

do you have any plans on playing the uuuhhh..... kfc dating sim coming out soon? and yes... kfc as in the fried chicken place

excuse me ?

[astraldemise]

nevermind i cant actually bring myself to google this i cant have “kfc dating sim” in my search history i cant

[astraldemise]

[catchymemes]

[hundondestiny]

Can these directors please learn to use dark palettes without making all the details in the shots imperceiveable? I can’t fucking see!!!

[vivaciousarcanist]

the characters: go into a darker room me:

[hundondestiny]

this is by far the funniest thing tht could have been added to this post

[electronictragedy]

More like

[graham-folger]

I fixed it

[hundondestiny]

incredible

[crimsonnskiess]

There we go.

[mothpile]

Hey, you. You’re finally awake. Walked right into that imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there.

[isa-ghost]

God fucking damn it

[coffee-walk-with-me]

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Portal - 85.2 FM (Radio’s Tune)

[johnthedragon]

[vortexsophia-deactivated2022110]

When people actually are cool to you

[webdyke]

and we'll never be snoyals (snake royals)

[arcadecutie]

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[anem0nesiac-deactivated20231104]

[srpelo-deactivated20181203]

You get close to read The Attractions Sign

[smeliot-deactivated20220528]

yeah fuck yeah my fuck hell yea the hell fuck cool yes

[foolish-pyrite]

Oh yeah!

[maxistentialist-deactivated2020]

Every word in this headline is funnier than the one before it.

[demisatyr]

a worthy rival

[buddyblanc]

[steel-kun]

Name a conspiracy theory superior in raw power to “there are no actual forests on Earth"

[dream-cassette]

imma need some context on that cause WHAT?

[steel-kun]

“forests” = minuscule form of what trees on Earth can be, basically saplings “mesas” = not landforms, but petrified ancient tree trunks IIRC the theory goes that all forests on Earth were destroyed ages ago and it takes them ridiculous times to regrow, with those giant mammoth redwood trees just being the oldest ones that have grown the most

[maxeth]

evidence 1:

[shattered-earth]

This conspiracy theory is absolutely wild and includes the assertion that all rocks are left over remnants of plants/trees from a “silicon era”. Although it’s obviously.. not true.. they really have some amazing photos that feed your imagination of a fantasy world, i’ve compiled their best:

do you think giant trees would have proportionally giant branhes or would they just be like furry green spears? LOL

[trisshawkeye]

I love how the implication is that the flat tops of mesas were caused by something equally enormous CUTTING THEM DOWN

[gncgalactus]

Paul Bunyan

[fedorathexplorer]

I really can’t believe I’ve been on this hell site for 8 years

[chrownox]

Impart me in your wisdom of ancient times

[fedorathexplorer]

one time there was a tumblr user with the url “pizza” and she would just comment on any text post about pizza saying “omg that’s me” and then we found out she had an entire tag dedicated to saying the n word

[michellepsychologist]

Keanu Reeves appreciation post ♥️

[raewritesfiction]

I swear he just finds people to help.

[bonniebird]

It’s how he chooses to use his powers of immortality and I respect it.

[augustheart]

the doom patrol timeline is so fucked up everything happens in like a week. i was thinking of it as like, two to three months max but it’s so much shorter than that…

the present of the first two episodes happen in the same two day span, puppet patrol happens the very next day because larry was left in the ceiling from when he asked (very politely!) to establish some ground rules, then we don’t technically know much about the gap between that and cult patrol but we do know it’s short and obviously paw patrol happens on the same night/day immediately following, so that’s like… four days max, then doom patrol patrol happens right after that because that’s when jane remembers to look for them and we see rita waiting for elliot right when the episode starts so that episode takes place on another day. presumably therapy patrol happens immediately after that because hammerhead starts vandalizing the painting, so that’s six days. danny patrol is a seventh day, so that’s just over a week at the very maximum, but then jane patrol, hair patrol, and frances patrol all happen on basically the same fucking day because at the start of frances patrol larry is waking up from being passed out during the events of those two episodes right after they end which wasn’t really a full day even though larry and jane both immediately pass out again! so that’s just over a week. and now things really speed up even fucking more because cyborg patrol happens immediately, there’s no way they had vic for over a day, they probably had him just overnight, which means that jane patrol/hair patrol/frances patrol/cyborg patrol happened in two days and flex patrol is a third day and penultimate patrol is a fourth day and nobody has had any time to sleep for any of this since, like, fucking, frances patrol for jane and larry and not at all for anyone else, basically. and the first part of ezekiel patrol happens right after that because it opens on the same scene they left off on!

which means everything from the pilot to the first half of ezekiel patrol before the six month gap happened in…like….approximately twelve days, give or take a few twelve hour bursts.

no wonder vic was so fed up all the time. he thought he would go out there and check in and make sure niles was okay in like five minutes and it ended up being a nonstop week and a half of absolute fucking bullshit that he had to deal with. give vic stone a break and a nap in 2020.

[demonius-darkblade]

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Hey, I was listening to oblivion guard quotes on youtube and found a collection of cut dialogue. Here are four increasingly weird takes on a line that they decided to leave out for some reason.

[boethiah]