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Give me a Yuu who recoils at the sight of spilled ink, because it looks a little too much like blot.

Yuu, who cowers when Riddle starts to go red.

Yuu, who hates the feeling of sand and avoids brushing shoulders with Leona.

Yuu, who panics when they’re too deep in the water, never trusts the Leech twins at the beach, and get scared by too many limbs.

Yuu, who shrinks away when Jamil looks them in the eyes a little too long.

Yuu, who rushes to compliment Vil, lest he get upset.

Yuu, who clings to Grim a bit tighter and doesn’t like going to Ignihyde alone.

Yuu, who stays awake until they physically cannot because they’re scared they won’t wake up.

Give me a Yuu with a little bit of trauma, because no one would be okay after that.

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Pjo facts that are technically a hc which I will not be taking notes on:

big three kids specifically living ones but Bianca will never be forgotten

percy Jason Thalia nico AND hazel all look scarily similar. Some combination of same cheek and jaw structure the three guys all have the same nose with minor variation. Someone points it out one day and now no one can’t not see it

Percy and Thalia have become TIGHT and everyone else they ever encounter wants them to never be within 20ft of each other cause they constantly ominously hint at destroying the world together. While embracing tightly rocking back and forth-(also while percy is short king Thalia is like 5’1 which makes him feel better about himself and he says so too)—> say shit like

“will you follow me to the ends of the earth my twin. We shall rewrite and begin again” -Thalia “yes dearest twin of five years separation my loveliest sibling and cousin alike. The tide shall turn and the sea will restart over from the beginning of earthen time” -percy “I’m pretty sure earthen isn’t a word”-Thalia “idk man lmao.” -percy “have you ever boiled anybody from the inside out?” Nearby Connor scream begging them to stop being weird

Jason does this thing where he walks over to percy and gets as close to his face as possible and just stays there and can’t help but start to giggle Percy gets closer if possible and always says something out of pocket such as the current camp favorite “blonde men are an abomination to god”, the most recent thing no ones letting go is Jason does his usual thing of getting way too close and Nico shouts above the masses “Jason you full well percy WILL KISS U ON THE MOUTH” jason loses it as percy grabs his head and and they both end up on the ground heave laughing

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poseidon: wait you knew percy was mine? before he got to camp? how??

his siblings: ...

demeter: poseidon he looks just like you.

poseidon: okay… sure. maybe he does, but! there are many people in this world that share similar traits! that hardly means anything!

hades remembering poseidon in the first titan war: he acts just like you too.

hera: you both are… unique fighters.

poseidon: what does that mean.

hestia: the main difference is percy is actually kind to others

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The way Percy describes Apollo and Aphrodite is actually really sweet when you stop and think about it for a second.

Like, in Greek mythology, Aphrodite and Apollo are essentially the divine standards for feminine and youthful masculine beauty. And while Percy definitely notices that they're physically attractive (quite often, might i add, my bi king), the details he remembers most aren't really about perfect faces, but about aspects that have more to do with their personality.

With Aphrodite, he obviously describes her as stunningly beautiful, but then immediately afterwards he also says this:

She really was beautiful. And not just because she had a pretty face or anything. She believed in love so much, it was impossible not to feel giddy when she talked about it. (Titan’s Curse, Chapter 13)

Like, I love the fact that one of the things Percy considers most beautiful about the literal goddess of beauty isn't her appearance, but her genuine love for love itself.

And with Apollo, while Percy also repeatedly describes him as very handsome, the detail he keeps coming back to is specifically the way he smiles:

The driver got out, smiling. He looked about seventeen or eighteen, and for a second, I had the uneasy feeling it was Luke, my old enemy. This guy had the same sandy hair and outdoorsy good looks. But it wasn't Luke. This guy was taller, with no scar on his face like Luke's. His smile was brighter and more playful. (Titan’s Curse, Chapter 4)

Despite the battle scars, the Titan’s face was handsome and strangely familiar. Percy was pretty sure he’d never seen this guy before, but his eyes and his smile reminded Percy of someone (…) He remembered the name Leto: the mother of Apollo and Artemis. This guy koios looked vaguely familiar because he had Artemis’ cold eyes and Apollo’s smile. (House of Hades, Chapter 61, Percy)

I just think that's really endearing.

When Percy describes the two gods who literally embody ideal beauty, the qualities that leave the biggest impression on him aren't things like symmetrical features or perfect physique, but the things that reveal personality...

He can be so cute :((

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Just random activity again

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when you orchestrate an elaborate plan to bring your wife to trial and now she's mad at you for breaking her trust 😃

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I think it would be hella funny if the batfamily each came out to Bruce while on patrol like just imagine

Dick, punching the shit outta two face: oh shit B, I never told you I like boys. And girls

Two face: wtf

Batman: Harvey are you.....homophobic?

Two face: WHAT!? No dude, but why did that pop into Robin's head while he was beating the shit outta me???

Dick: shrugs

Batman: Whatever, Robin I support you unconditionally

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Jason, having just revealed that he is back from the dead, and is , in fact, red hood

Jason: Also I'm gay

Dick: wow. Shocker.

Jason: shut up you fag

Batman: Hood, don't call Nightwing that slur.

Jason: who tf do you think U are?? My dad??

Batman: I'm just glad ur back and I support you.

Jason: hell no old man- (his back from the dead rant/speech continues)

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Tim, seconds after crashing the bat mobile

Tim: I'm bi.

Batman: I support you, but what does this have to do with you crashing the bat mobile?

Tim: if you punish me your homophobic.

Dick: dam he got you there B

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Damian, turning to Bruce while they're patrolling on rooftops

Damian: Father, I like boys and I'm dating Jon Kent

Batman: Alright I suppo- JON KENT!?!?

Damian: yes.

Batman: I-ive let you have sleepovers with your BOYFRIEND????? OH UR SO GROUNDED

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Cass, hanging upside down as batgirl

Cass: I like girls

Batman: I support you

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Steph, yelling from the other side of an alley

Steph: B! IM BI

Batman: Cool.

Steph: Really? That's it?

Batman: Not a single one of my kids is straight, Steph. None of them.

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Our big teddy bear was stressin🥺

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Whenever i think about how gentle Pierrot tries to be with MC despite the fact that hes a monster whos killed several and will kill again,all i can think about is how much the others are probably thinking

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Bruce sitting Reader down in his office and giving them his best fatherly concerned look.

Bruce: Tim noticed that you’ve been withdrawing a huge sum of money from your bank account recently and regularly.

Bruce: I just want to know if you want to talk to me about anything.

Bruce: I understand that self medication is a thing, but if you’re going to buy drugs I would prefer you get your supplies from Jason and do it in the manor.

Reader: You think I’m doing… drugs?

Bruce: …

Bruce: The signs are there. I’m not judging you. I understand—

Reader: I’ve been paying Harley for backroom therapy sessions.

Bruce: …

Bruce: I appreciate you taking care of your mental health, but are you sure you wouldn’t rather do cocanie? I understand that better and Jason can get a clean supply for you, as I said—

Reader: This family is a nightmare…

A/N: Complete crack hehe idea! Any type of Reader, but I have no idea how I came up with this!

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PJO Au where everything is the same except Percy grew up watching atla and lok, so when he gets to camp and finds out he has water powers he basically goes—

"Fuck it, let's see if it works irl"

And it works, it works terrifyingly well. So well in fact that everyone is side eyeing Poseidon thinking he was an active father because "There's no fucking way he didn't train this boy look at him!"

Percy:

Monster: Ha! There ain't water here Jackson!

Percy: ...Wait...Annabeth, isn't the land also a part of my dad's domain?

Annabeth: Yeah?

Percy: ...OH MY GOD! I'M THE FUCKING AVATAR!

Monster: What—?

Annabeth: ...ohshit—

Percy:

•••••

Nico: Watcha doing?

Percy: Tryna bend metal, I think I've almost got it...You'd probably have an easier time with it.

Nico: Why?

Percy: Metals are in Hades domain right?

Nico: Yeah...Huh...

•••Some Time Later•••

Enemy: Might as well give it up death boy! Not even Percy Jackson can do his cartoon bullshit on metal!

Nico: ...

Nico:

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Wonder Woman: Batman, we could make good use of Nightwing with this. Would you call him?

Dick, who's filling in for Bruce as Batman: I'll call him

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Hal: you've gained some muscles

Jason, dressed as Nightwing: I started working out

Hal: Damn. What's the routine cause I just saw you last week and you look completely different.

Jason: steroids

Dick, as batman: *chokes on coffee*

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Superman: We might need someone who's good with guns, hm... Hey Nightwing you're in contact with redhood, right? Could you have him come?

Jason, as Nightwing: ... I don't see why not

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Wonder woman: this security is an issue we need someone who can hack this system long enough for us to get pass

Superman: hey hood, any chance you can give red robin a call?

Tim, with 5 inches of padding, as redhood: on it

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Hal: isn't robin usually with you all?

Flash: yeah we could use him with this one

Superman: Red Robin, would you call in Robin for us?

Damian, in red robin costume: he's dead

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Damian: is the clone coming to dinner later then?

Tim, sighing: no, i’m not allowed to have friends over when Bruce has been drinking alcohol, and he had a couple glasses of wine with brunch.

Damian, confused: since when is that a rule?

Tim: he enforced it last month, after he got drunk with Dick and Kon came round.

Damian: why… what happened?

Tim: he saw Kon walk onto the property without knocking, you know, like usual, and then he burst into tears and screamed ‘EVERYBODY TELLS ME I’M NOT GOOD AT HAVING KIDS BUT EVERYBODY KEEPS GIVING ME MORE KIDS!’

Damian: …geez.

Tim: yeah. Jason laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.

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conversations overheard through the batkid com lines pt 65 (masterpost here)

*silence*

Jason: *absently* to be fair, i- we never claimed to be good people,

Tim, calmly: no,

Jason: like- we don't call ourselves heroes. we call ourselves vigilantes. vigilantes aren't always good, we never claimed we were ethically good,

Tim: no,

Jason: -i mean i'm a literal crime lord. i deal drugs, i carry a gun; i've never presented myself as a good person, so if people expect that from me then that's on them,

Tim: yeah,

Jason: you might be false advertising,

Tim: mm- well-,

Jason: -but then that's still an assumption. you never said that Red Robin was gonna be a good person, they just decided to look at you that way,

Tim, blandly: yeah.

Jason: -and anyway, none of us have the responsibility of living up to people's ethical expectations of us. we could be bad people, it's not like we signed a contract saying we'd be nice to people.

Tim: ...yeah.

Jason: any disappointment civilians go through about us and our actions is... it's on them, really.

*six seconds of silence*

*connecting ping*

Dick, chipper: yoooo~ saw you two were online. how's it goin' tonight?

*a beat*

*another beat*

*shuffling of fabric, scraping of gravel, light wrestling noises*

*a beat*

Jason, airily: hey Dick.

Dick: uh- ....hi? are you ok? are you two together?

Jason: uh. yup.

Dick: ...ok. where?

Jason: just- one of the warehouses along the waterfront in Crime Alley.

Dick: ok... well i joined because i was swinging through the alley and wanted to see if you guys were hungry, so i'm close by, i'll track you.

Jason: ...ok.

Dick, suspicious: the fuck're you acting so weird for? what'd you do?

*a beat*

Tim: it's not like we ever said we were good people, right, Dick?

Dick: ...what? hold on, i'm literally only a few streets over, gimmie a sec.

Tim, voice empty: nobody can be disappointed in us. we never set expectations of morality.

Dick: Jason the fuck is he on about?

Jason, equally empty: i literally deal drugs.

Dick: *noise of intense confusion*

Dick: oh i see you guys- holy fuck.

*a beat*

Dick: ...that guy isn't alive, is he?

Tim: well he can't be alive, he has no limbs. it's just a torso.

Jason: no i've seen people on tiktok that live just as torsos, it can happen.

Tim: yeah but not like this-

Dick: *aghast* there's so much blood- Tim you're fucking covered. who did this?!?!

*a beat*

Tim: it was Jason.

Jason, instant: no it was not.

Tim, matter of fact: you have to take responsibility for the fact that you a hundred percent had the time to slow down the truck before you drove it into him.

Jason: -and i will do so, as soon as you accept that you were stood right next to him and saw him in the path of the truck and fully had the opportunity and skills to remove him from the area before the truck pushed him into the machine. only you didn't, because you wanted to see what would happen.

*a beat*

Tim: you sped up that truck after you knocked the driver unconcious.

Jason: you said it looked 'cool, like a wet firework'.

Dick: what the hell is wrong with you both.

Jason: we never signed a contract to be morally acceptable.

Tim: -but if it makes you feel better the guy did come here so he could try and sell his disabled son to a gang.

Jason: that too.

Dick: you're both so lucky Batman's off-world tonight, i swear to god.