“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

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TMBGareOK. The Official They Might Be Giants tumblr
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Product Placement
YOU ARE THE REASON
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One Nice Bug Per Day
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Jar Jar Binks Fan Club

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“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard
Logging back into art-fight after like 4 years and seeing the Demigirl flag in the background and the WAY OLD version of my oc. Than logging into toyhouse and seeing an even older piece of art and the second ever ref sheet I made of my (now)dude.
Horrifying.
i kinda want a few of my closest friends to pet me all over
is that weird and also gross and bad
Was sleeping last night/this morning, and in this dream, the words
“You cant understand your passion for life, if you don’t have things you love”
Came to me. Life is scary right now- But we’re all fighting with and for each other. We’re going to get through this.
Phallus
A woman who is a mother? That's the misogynist's dream victim. 'She deserved it' just rolls off their lips.
You can hear the rationalizing: what did she do to make that man kill her? Why wasn't she absolutely perfect as this man felt unsafe because he discarded all his training and assumed authority he did not have?
Meow
mutuals stop putting this on my dash challenge
Every Friday. Every Friday i either see this post or live in fear of seeing it. I can’t wake up and say ‘it’s friday’ anymore without thinking of this post. I am living a nightmare and it’s your fault
thank kde it’s friday
thank me it’s friday
I love having this post scheduled because someone will always reblog it from me and then I get to see it again :D
me jumpscare, happy Friday
finally showed up on a friday for me
take that america
Happy friday australians
happy friday, sweden, and we thank you for your generous gift of Friday
Happy Friday
I will reblog this every time it crosses my dash.
People who don’t get this infuriate me
crunch munch
Happy tenth anniversary to this comic. I just learned that it’s still being shared constantly on Tumblr. I don’t totally understand why people like it so much, but I like it too.
#comics #dailycomics #comicstrips #skulls #birds
Crunch munch
Wndjwjajjndfbaakfb WKFNAKBDBAB. I’m not dead yet dw yall, not quite back, either, but not dead.
Oh my god tumblr is going to fuck this man to pieces
I didn’t think I’d find it again.
But.. I guess I’m not finding it again if I had already found it for you before.
But it’s stronger than it was- So much stronger. And god, I wish I knew if you felt the same way.
But even if you don’t, I will cherish you with my whole chest until you leave.
Everyone does, eventually- Most have. I hope you won’t leave, but I’ll always cherish our memories, even if you do.
Really, truly- I love you.
I could never tell you that upfront, but I know you wouldn’t know to ever look here.
So I love you in secret.
I finally realised the difference, between you and I, J.
It’s that when I hurt someone, I mean really hurt someone? I strive to apologise and fix it- and I mean it.
But when you do it? You apologise, but your words mean nothing past the surface- mean nothing after the moment is over. You don’t mean it- Maybe in the moment, you do.. but after? It’s as if you never said it.
I feel bad for you, but not as bad as you feel for yourself.
I don’t miss when the sun would warm my face and I thought of you.
But I bet you do.