OK BUT Dylan has insane constitution. Not only does it canonically take him like a full two hours longer to turn than anyone else but he doesn't black out or lose consciousness once when he loses his hand.
"oh it was the shock" That doesn't explain why it takes him so long to get infected. Ya know what does? His endurance being off the fucking charts. He's got so much willpower and physical resilience the infection literally couldn't take over any faster than the slow-ass speed it did.
If he were a fighting-videogame character he'd be one of the tanks with 600 more HP than any other character. He's a full on defensive tank which makes sense since he's jumping in front of people like a meat shield.
If he was a D&D character he'd have +5 Constitution and goddamn natural poison resistance.
I just know it takes him like eight shots of vodka to even feel a buzz, and if he stopped there, he wouldn't even be hungover in the morning. This man is HARDY.
He can canonically, get his hand sawn or blown off, and then stands up after it. He may not have much offensive output but this man could take a beating, he would not go down fast.
And all of this is made 1000x funnier since he moves his body like an elongated Muppet. He WILL hide behind you even though an injury would hurt him way less than it would hurt you. Goofy-ass wiggly bitch could drink you under the table and he has the audacity to say shit like "I'm squishy".
Maybe on the outside but not on the inside. 🤌🤌🤌
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