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Anyone done this yet?

#my biyearly post i guess #kotlc #keefe sencen #sophie foster

hes watching italian monuments get destroyed (by his own hand)

#this kind of lighting is honestly the best #so beautiful to see in real life and art #I love how the metal hand looks #the shading’s so simple but effective #kotlc #brant alger

camelspit

garwin chang most tragic character in keeper

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I feel this is included in the Garwin lore

Fitz sure had some pillowy soft lips on the Legacy cover

#I’m not saying he was chugging ambrosia or smth the whole way down #but ambrosia would make sense for the elves to have #maybe that’s the Youth water they have #maybe the gods gave the elves ambrosia way back when and that’s how they changed from humans #kotlc #fitz vacker #kotlc fanart

why are you less weird on here than on fandom

CRAP you’re right, I should fix that

right now.

camelspit

no because I get gisela. I would be pissy too if I gave cassius pussy and then my resulting son didn't want to go through the whole legacy thing. like she made the biggest sacrifice in the series and for what.

florida-preposterously

Tags that make you take psychic damage yes but Ash I think I'm in love with you I cannot hand the sheer force of these tags.

kale-of-the-forbidden-cities

What The Fuck

#he probably unironically calls her mommy or something #but instead of mommy it’s like #mum

cannot believe you had the audacity to say cadence has no simps. I’m literally right here. /hj

Gasp I have made a severe lapse in my judgment -

As an apology, here’s more Cadence:

#I really didn’t notice the army of simps in front of me #lady cadence #master cadence #kotlc #kotlc fanart #what is anatomy

tw-5

the shaded part are subgroups

#oralie’s brainstorming wall

I’m not the only one who finds all these irrelevant side characters attractive right?

#ok technically lady cadence doesn’t count #but she’s one of the most well-known characters in this fandom and still has no simps #that i know of #she’s basically on even ground #so i’ve taken it upon myself #to be that simp #jurek #damel kafuta #lady zillah #lady cadence #kotlc #liam kinney #the lunar chronicles #oh yeah he’s here too

I love how someone could look at a twelve-year-old boy, then look at his 7-foot tall goliath bodyguard and just conclude they’re both equally dangerous.

#and don’t even get me started on his voice #it’s cold and heartless and makes anyone who hears it tremble #eoin he’s twelve #just give him a cough drop #or put him through puberty if you have to #artemis fowl #artemis fowl ii

*checks the date*

What the…

#we’re here holy smokes #spy x family #spy x family part 2 #anime #loid forger #anya forger #yor forger

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What did they leave behind?

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“And on this week of Living Mysteries, we have a colorized photo of an unidentified couple from 1938! The photo was taken in the Iolani palace in Honolulu, Hawaii, on October (possibly even Halloween, since one of them seems to be holding a magic wand). Sadly, there are not other traces of this lovely pair’s existence. No DNA, witnesses, or even family have been linked back to them. Given the date, they were likely a couple of many who died in the Second World War the following year. If this is true, this is indeed the last photo ever taken of them … Join us next week on Living Mysteries! Where we will investigate the possible connection between ancient gods and extraterrestrial interactions… ”

- some human news channel probably

#oh god what did I write #grady ruewen #edaline ruewen #human assistance program #you ever wonder if they made human friends and regret leaving them?#or just look back on the memories sometimes?#kotlc #keeper of the lost cities