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15 Questions and 15 Mutuals

Tagged by @voldiebuns

Were you named after anyone?

In a way? My birth name is in another language other than english but it means Mari which is my grandmother's name, but my name was pulled out of a hat at a Halloween themed Baby shower... so not intentionally but kind of by chance?

When was the last time you cried?

Four days ago....

Do you have kids?

No. Not yet at least. I want three eventually.

Do you use sarcasm a lot?

Me? No... Never? Why would I ever be sarcastic? *sarcasm totally implied*

What’s the first thing you notice about people?

How they treat others.

What’s your eye color?

Blue

Scary movies or happy endings?

Happy endings. I have too many nightmares to be adding fuel to the fire with scary movies.

Any special talents?

I am not good at things. I am a disaster of a human.

Where were you born?

Alaska!

What are your hobbies?

Crafting, Writing, Reading, Playing DnD, Drawing, Baking, Cooking... Anything my ADHD Hyper focuses on.

Have any pets?

A doggo!! He's such a good boy and I would die for him.

GIF by schruutes

What sports do you play/have you played?

Soccer in Elementary School and Track & Field in Middle School

How tall are you?

5 ft 8 in (or 172.72 cm)

Favorite subject in school?

English and History!!

Dream job?

Own my own Bookstore/Coffee Shop.

Tagging (With no pressure): @midnightmare-fics @wolfnprey @itwasthebands-blog @doorsarewannabewindows (Idk who else is a mutual because I don't go on here enough. If you see this and you are one and you wanna do it, feel free to say I tagged you. 😂)

scintillaisms

jj: silence is golden.

emily: duct tape is silver.

artcake

rough draft I love too much to not share

spencermorgans

Every single member of the team pulls Derek aside for a shovel talk when he and Spencer start dating. He complains that he’s the only one that’s gotten one and doesn’t Spencer need a warning too?

Turns out Garcia took care of that. Spencer has the fear of God in him

cmincorrrctquotes

Reid: Come on, Garcia. Nobody actually believes that Morgan is in love with me.

Garcia, to the team: Raise your hand if you think that Morgan is helplessly in love with Reid.

*Everyone raises their hand*

Reid: Morgan, put your hand down.

cmincorrrctquotes

Morgan: It’s impossible to make a sentence without using the letter a.

Reid: Despite your thinking, it is quite possible, yet difficult, to form one without the specific letter. Here’s one more to further disprove your theory.

Rossi: Fuck you.

criminalmindsgonewrong

penelope: reid can you give this to Morgan for me

reid: sure do you want me to kiss him for you too

penelope: what-do you want to kiss him?

reid: no I meant because he's your boyfriend and everything

penelope: oh he's not my-wait

penelope: yes, kiss him for me, please

reid: ok

penelope: on the mouth, with tongue

reid: of course

penelope: and usually we like to hold hands and cuddle as we walk

reid: done

penelope: it has never been this easy

reid: what

penelope, hurrying away: oh nothing

drreidsphds

Derek: I really don't think you should drink any more coffee today.

Reid: no. coffee cures depression.

Derek: I don't think that's how it works-

Reid: More espresso, less depresso.

Hotch: Facts.

padfoot0216

Rossi - So I have to ask, who fell first?

Morgan, smiling fondly - I th-

Reid - It was me, definitely me.

Rossi - How did you know you had fallen?

Reid - Uh well probably when I hit my face on the sidewalk.

Rossi, raising his eyebrows and looking at Morgan - You’ve got quite the catch, don’t you?

Morgan, grinning - Wha-

Reid - No, no he doesn’t. If he had caught me I wouldn’t have hit the sidewalk.

scintillaisms

emily: i think we should have glow stick juice injected in our bones when we’re born, so if we break our bones, we get a fun little surprise.

hotch: what’s the surprise?

reid: blood poisoning.

reidingrainbow

Penelope: That shirt looks great, Reid.

Spencer: Thanks!

Penelope: But I bet it would look even better on Morgan’s floor.

Derek: Are you hitting on Reid... for me?

hansoeii

Ohh look, it's the dead boy detectives!

beep-beep-robin

*raises head from chest while violently sobbing* autistic steve who‘s not accepted or accomodated by his parents and is forced to mask all the time, because harrington’s can’t be „weird“.

nancy‘s the first person who catches on and lets steve unmask around her, she knows how to help with certain things because she has experience with mike who‘s also autistic.

steve seeing dustin freely stim and infodump and realizing he‘s allowed to do that too.

robin being the person steve feels the most free around, they can communicate without using many or any words.

eddie helping him through meltdowns and cuddling him afterwards, while steve does the same for him. he encourages him to do things related to his special interests, knowing how important they are to him, and how his parents always used to keep him from them.

when steve loses most of his hearing, no one in the party needs to learn sign language because they already did - in case one of them (most often it‘s steve) goes nonverbal.

-hewastheirfriend

ok so i was watching this gif carefully

and when i first saw it i was like “aww Nat jumping into steve’s lap that’s so cute she’s like AHH STEVE SAVE ME” and then i was thinking ‘well she probably realized he’s way stronger than she is and could help shield her if they crashed’

but then i kept watching it and i noticed how she immediately pulls him forward

and first i thought it was the momentum of her jump but you can clearly see in the gif how she gets settled (quickly) THEN pulls him close to her

and then i realized

that is a bullet hole.

Nat somehow knew EXACTLY where Steve was gonna get shot at, jumped up into his seat, and saved him

Natasha Fucking Romanoff

iinryer

morning mantra

ananke-xiii

people working in the production of supernatural back in 2008 really decided to cast a hot, blue-eyed, dark-haired tanned man to play a badass angel of the lord in a fucking suit and trenchcoat combo, gave him an epic entrance filled with awe and sparks, had him save one of the protagonists from literal hell and say shit like "good things do happen" or "you don't think you deserve to be saved' and really thought "naaaah, this is not gonna be gay".

forthefuns

follow forthefuns for more funny stuff

invenblocker

Your honor! Please direct your attention towards the manga.

As you can see there are small pieces of paper sticking out of every volume.

But no such paper is sticking out of the Batman comic.

The reason? The Batman book doesn’t belong to the library. The photographer put it there to take a picture.

minipupball

Once again making hasty assumptions, Wright?

First of all, I’d like to direct the court’s attention to this particular spot, in the top right-hand corner.

Notice how the words are blocking the top of the Batman book.

With this in mind, how can you claim that there is “no such paper sticking out of the Batman comic”?!

invenblocker

Say whaaaat?

Well uhm

Look at the size of the paper pieces, they’re all sticking pretty far out.

If there was paper in the batman comic, it would be big enough to stick up over the text.

And while gravity does exist, it probably won’t make the paper do a 90 degree turn and just lean horisontally left at the middle.

minipupball

Still grasping for straws, Wright?

Hypothetically, if there were a paper there, this picture would not be able to prove its presence. I’ve taken the liberty of drawing a diagram to illustrate my point. We are faced with three possibilities. It is possible that (1) the paper was simply tucked in deeper than the others.

Paper is a soft material, Wright. It’s not unreasonable for it to do a (2) 90 degree turn.

Or perhaps, (3) a paper does not exist there at all.

Either way, you cannot prove your client innocent without sufficient evidence.

Which, of course, is impossible thanks to the obtrusive words.

invenblocker

I’m sorry Edgeworth.

I concede that I can’t disprove theory 1

But the image you submited for theory 2 is contradictory.

Look at the tilt of the other papers. They clearly prove how much the paper would tilt.

And theory 3 is my point! Why would the library’s book not have this piece of paper when the other library books do?

While you still have thory 1, there is another contradiction.

The books are not in alphabetical order, this proves that the batman comic was placed there specifically for the picture!

minipupball

Ack.

(Perhaps I should’ve left the artistry to the forensic artist…)

Now hold it right there! It doesn’t matter which direction the paper is going because it’s impossible to prove it even exists!

Those theories are all the same! We do not have enough information to prove them. There could be an infinite amount of papers in there for all we know. I simply presented them only so that the court could better understand your baseless conjecture!

… I suppose the order of the books do seem out of the ordinary. However, therein lies not just one possibility. Clearly, those are Japanese graphic novels, also known as “manga”. And the Batman comic book is a graphic novel, too, no?

Seeing as it currently has only graphic novels in the shelf, it is possible that any other novels have simply not yet been restocked. Asserting whether or not this effect was deliberate is useless– there is no way of knowing if the photographer and the captioner are the same person, let alone their involvement in this picture.

Face it Wright, you can’t prove any of these groundless accusations!