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Bay Area UCD '18 | ig: solontakespictures

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[bongcop]

[officialscud]

thief..

[y-ureii]

[oppa-homeless-style]

[proletarianprincess]

Why are you fat?

cause everytime i fuck your dad he makes me a sandwich

[sillysayaka]

and every time we kiss i swear i could fly

[dulect]

police: you're under arrest

me: no i'm not

police: shit

[sexemulators]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[learning-to-let-myself-live]

when you draw a face, but you never bothered to get the body right first.

[rubykgrant]

[learning-to-let-myself-live]

With the power of Photoshop we can combine our art skills…

…and create perfection.

[i-am-loco]

This is beautiful

[estufar]

or better yet,

[real-truth]

She has been wooed~

[real-truth]

Never forget true romance 💕

[andrewtheconfusedmemefuck]

[cakejam]

[gluten-free-pussy]

No shade but some of y’all take that zodiac shit a little tooooo seriously :/

[gluten-free-pussy]

Y’all be like: I’m a fire sign™️ so that’s why I committed tax fraud

[theweirdwideweb]

[sleepywitchgal-deactivated20161]

some nerd: hey you play on PC?

me: yeah

some nerd: lemme see your rig

me:

some nerd: holy shit

[alecsgrg]

Coasting into the weekend like... | ( by Bryan Minear )

[memescomedy]

[spiletta42]

This is not an exaggeration.  Your download speed would slow down to the point where Windows would make this kind of absurd estimate, and you’d sigh and leave the room for a while (because you couldn’t use the computer while it was doing this for fear it would crash and lose all your progress) and then you’d come back in 40 minutes and maybe it would now say 52 years or maybe it would say 3 minutes, who knew, not Windows.

[bdasswarrior]

I can’t stop laughing, mostly because it’s so true

[justcatposts]

Two cats won’t give up on trying to enter a Japanese Art Museum, the war has been going on for 2 years now. 

(Source)

[vespertinecat]

You guys are missing the best part: THE CATS HAVE THEIR OWN MUSEUM MERCH.

[vodkassassin]

To be that museum guard, whose job it is to spend day after day opposing two cats who just wanna enjoy culture. I need a cartoon based off this right now.

[dlm4]

@blackkatmagic

[vintica]

[mirrormaskcamera]