What is the key to enjoying life? (x)
My boys. Er. Two grown men not my boys at all.
will byers stan first human second
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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What is the key to enjoying life? (x)
My boys. Er. Two grown men not my boys at all.
You say "the mountain" and the whole Witcher fandom knows what it refers to.
- "Ever since the mountain Jaskier has..."
- "It has been six weeks since the mountain and Geralt..."
- "Before the mountain Yennefer would have..."
And yall like
Part 2 of the plan to get Da Qing to lose some weight is to better manage his feeding schedule (which has gotten way more difficult since he learned how to change into a human).
[insp.]
Wwx: I am a cultivation genius, I don’t even have a golden core anymore but I have found ways to do shit that y’all can only dream of, I’m just that brilliant.
Also wwx: Huh, there’s a note under my door that says “I, Lan Wangji, am madly in love with you.” Aww, cute, he has a crush on a girl and he must have gotten the wrong room!! Should I tell him? No, I want to keep the note because I’m straight but his handwriting is nice to look at.
In my defence I’ve been binge watching Adeventure time for the last few days
Also big thanks to @ladycibia without whom all of these characters would be bald
Not to be That Guy™ but technically the medallion isn't just geralt's wolf, it also has yenn's star and ciri's swallow on it.
So in reality he was probably being salty that he wasn't included and decided to make/buy his own jaskier necklace and attach the medallion to it.
Wow, Joey, you’re so good at baking.
Animal Crossing AU: Derek is the new wolf neighbor in Beacon Island. Stiles (as the island rep and the one who invited him) shows him around and Derek spends the next few days stalking following Stiles all over the island.
Stiles is starting to think that inviting Derek was a mistake. [1/?] idk if I’ll continue this tho haha
my 2020 in four pics
i love in fantasy when its like “king galamir the mighty golden eagle and his most trusted advisor who would never betray him, gruelworm bloodeye the treacherous”
When my sister and I were kids we had this one action figure, who was actually a brutalized batman doll without his cape (the dog chewed half his head, too), who we dubbed ‘Evil Chancellor Traytor’. The idea was that in the fictional society of our toys, ‘chancellor’ just came with the word ‘evil’ in front of it, as a matter of ancient tradition. Like ‘grand’ or ‘high’ or something along those lines.
Anyway, the running gag was that the king (an old Power Rangers knock-off doll) had absolute and unwavering faith in Evil Chancellor Traytor, who basically comported himself like a mix between Grima Wormtongue and Jafar from the Aladdin movies. Everyone was always sure that Evil Chancellor Traytor had something to do with the nefarious scheme of the day. The dude even carried around a poisoned knife called ‘the kingslayer’.
The additional twist on the joke, though, was that he never was behind anything. The king was actually right. Evil Chancellor Traytor was the most devoted civil servant in the entire Action Figure Dystopia. He spent his nights working on writing up new legislature to ensure that broken toys had access to mobility devices, was always on the lookout to acquire new shoeboxes for expanding city infrastructure, and drafted a proposal that once got half the ‘settlement’ in my sister and I’s closet moved to the upper shelf so that vulnerable toys were less likely to be snatched up by the dog.
The knife, as it turned out, was as symbolic as the ‘evil’ in his name. See, Action Figure Dystopia had a long history of corrupted monarchs getting too big for their thrones and exploiting the underclasses. The job of the Evil Chancellor was to always remain vigilant, and loyally serve a good ruler - or, if the regent should became a despot, to slay them on behalf of the people.
But since killing the king would be a terrible crime, the Evil Chancellor had to be the kind of person who would willingly die to spare the people from the plight of a wicked leader; because the murder would be pinned on them, in order to keep the ‘machinery of politics’ working as smoothly as ever.
Anyway, Evil Chancellor Traytor had a diary, in which my sister I would take turns writing out the most over-the-top good shit he’d done behind the scenes. Usually after everyone else had finished talking shit about him. I don’t know why but we got the biggest kick out of being like:
Barbie With the Unfortunate Haircut: Oh that Evil Chancellor Traytor! Why can’t the king see how wicked he is?!
Charmander From the Vending Machine: Char!
Jurassic Park Toy of Jeff Goldblum With Disturbingly Realistic Face: At least if someone puts a knife in the king’s back, we’ll know where to look!
Evil Chancellor Traytor’s Diary: Today I was feeding ducks at the park when I noticed another legless action figure sitting by the benches. I put a hundred dollars into his bag while he wasn’t looking. I really need to increase budgeting to the medical treatment centers. If only we had enough glue, I think we would see far fewer toys trying to get by without limbs… *insert iconic evil laugh*
Anyway, Evil Chancellor Traytor eventually fell victim to one of my mom’s cleaning sprees, and she decided he was too busted up to keep and tossed him out. My littler brother, who tended to follow my sister and I’s games like he was watching a daily soap opera, cried so hard that we had to do a special ‘episode’ where one of the toys found the Evil Chancellor’s diary, and so he got a big huge memorial and the king threw himself into the empty grave and then ordered the toys driving the toy bulldozer to bury him so that ‘Traytor’s grave would have a body’ (this seemed very important for some reason).
And then we had the Quest For a New King. Somehow or another that ended up being a giant rubber snake called ‘Tyrant King Cobra’.
::closes tab, shuts off computer, and proceeds to have the best day ever just by knowing this exists::
i will always reblog Evil Chancellor Traytor
tbh that’s some A-grade worldbuilding and use of tropes, these kids should be hired to direct movies instead of crusty idiots like Michael Bay
This has more plot development than anything else I have ever seen or read
miles “who’s morales” morales’s biggest weakness is the cover story
peter, lying out of his ass: i was, uh, married to his uncle aaron. he just never let you know
Jefferson, later: Do you think Aaron never told us because Peter’s…
Rio: …Tall
Jefferson: I didn’t think Aaron liked … Tall people.
Jefferson: “But listen: Aaron might have married a white boy just to annoy me, specifically. It’s a thing he would do!”
Rio: “I can’t hear you. I’m asleep. I have a shift in four hours.”
I really wish there was a way Uncle Aaron lived and came back to meet his “husband” at some point now.
Aaron: …Miles…I love you, and I am proud of you…but you are somehow the smartest and dumbest boy I have ever known.
Miles: Says the man who used his big brain to become a criminal when he could’ve been a black Tony Stark with that gear he made. And thought working for the Kingpin, who everyone knows will throw his minions away like tissues, was a good idea!
Peter: He makes a good point, babe, you did kind of mess up first–
Aaron: Call me babe again and see what happens. I’ll whoop you with a collapsed lung.
All I see is “fake marriage au, but it’s also enemies to lovers”
Are you guys making me ship Uncle Aaron and Uncle Peter B Parker now
I did not expected this post to go there the first time I saw it
I was already there the first time I saw it
Someone write a fic, PLEASE!
Just a note to say I've uploaded chapter one of this 5 part story! If you want to see Jaskier + Yennefer platonic friendship, talk about aging like a sack of potatoes, being bisexual, educated and petty, and someone getting assaulted by bread, please read my fic!
Also Chapter Two is done, I'm working Chapter Three now!
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Sneak preview of chapter two!
Just a note to say I've uploaded chapter one of this 5 part story! If you want to see Jaskier + Yennefer platonic friendship, talk about aging like a sack of potatoes, being bisexual, educated and petty, and someone getting assaulted by bread, please read my fic!
Also Chapter Two is done, I'm working Chapter Three now!
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
The Money Tubbs only comes around every 5628 seconds. Reblog the Money Tubbs and you’ll find money!
Bitttchhh the last time I reblogged some bullshit like this I booked a 2k 30minute shoot lmao
Guys, I’m really sorry to be doing this but due to the Coronavirus pandemic crisis, I need to be asking for help.
My family is made of my father, my mother, me, my dog and my turtle. My father sells chocolate, my mother doesn’t have a job. I used to work at a bilingual school but I left there to start my mandatory internship for college (I’m going to get a Teacher license) - which I cannot do at the moment because schools are closed and I’m also on a risk group.
My father can’t leave home because he is on a risk group and because we are self quarantining. Here all stores have been ordered to close (except essential stores, pharmacies and restaurants) so he is unable to sell. He is also an informal worker (his worker card is not signed so that means he doesn’t get benefits and a steady monthly income here in Brazil). He only gets 3% of his chocolate sells and most of what we live by is what he makes during Easter, which is soon, and means he won’t be able to make much money or no money at all.
We don’t have savings. I am on the autism spectrum and I have anxiety and depression so I need necessary mediation. My father has several health issues and also requires medication.
So I decided to ask for donations.
The minimum (monthly) salary here in Brazil is currently R$ 1.045. This would be something like $208.34, €195.10 or £179.51.
Please if you can, this would be much helpful. Whatever you can, even one dollar/pound/euro is an incredible help.
(Buy me a coffee to help)
(paypal email: [email protected])
{In this case “coffee” means food, household items, paying bills and most importantly, buying me and my father’s meds.}
Since I’ve never done this, I have no idea where to do a fundraiser or accept donations, if you know better places, please contact me.
If you can’t donate, that is fine, could you please share this post?
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UPDATE: my father told me his clients asked for a 90 days payment time because of the crisis. The problem is: my dad only gets paid 3% and only WHEN the clients pay.
Our kitchen is basically flooded with giant boxes of chocolate that we can’t sell or do anything with because it’s not my dad’s, it is from the company that employs him.
Dad said that “Easter is our Christmas. We don’t get end of the year bonuses or higher sales so during Easter time is when we make enough for the whole year because of the easter eggs. I guess this year we won’t have neither Easter nor Christmas.”
(Buy me a “coffee” to help)
(paypal email: [email protected])
If you wish to donate in other ways send me a message/ask.
Situation really is dire, so if you could, please help, if you can’t, I understand, I only ask you to share this post.
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UPDATE:
Hey guys, my dad says thank you to all the people who have already donated and he would like to offer you some “coronacookies” that he made.
I don’t think he understands that you guys are all over the world! <3 But you can see how thankful he is (also how cute he is, I say he is my panda, I love my dad)
obs: (you can see some of my necessary meds in this photos too, the one I take every morning is called Oxalato de Escitalopram)
(Buy me a “coffee” to help)
(paypal email: [email protected])
If you wish to donate in other ways send me a message/ask.
Situation really still very difficult, so if you could, please help, if you can’t, I understand, I only ask you to share this post.
Kitty masterpost
PIE AND HER BABIES!