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Writer. Yearner. Gayer.

[askell-the-bee]

So, I've been writing this Kakashi x Shisui time travel fanfic 👀

What if Kakashi only had a handful of hours to save the Uchiha clan from the massacre? What if Shisui survived the fall?

What it, in a world which does not allow their love to bloom, they managed to carve a space for themselves?

Tw: lots of talk about death, suicide, and systemic homophobia. It's a hopeful story, but it takes time and effort to get there.

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[benbamboozled]

[benbamboozled]

@tumblingxelian

True BUT have you considered…lying!

[the-pen-pot]

This is your semi frequent reminder that there is no official AO3 app

All those are unofficial and available on the Google play store as of August 13th 2025. They mirror AO3's content and insert ads, for which the developer gets paid by page impression (that's every time the ad appears in the fic you're reading) not just clicks.

No money goes to AO3, nor to the fic writer. It goes to the person who did the bare minimum.

Many of these apps have poorly worded or non existent privacy policies, so they may also be mining as much data as possible and selling that on to unknown third parties.

Please, just use the official AO3 site and the browser.

[master-hentaifanfiction-2]

As a guy who does Cyber IT as a living PLEASE USE THE MAIN SITE ON THE BROWSER! Do not use unofficial apps. You are opening yourselves up to a multitude of cyber threats, especially when there is no privacy policy or agreements.

[punk-jaskier]

The site is mobile optimized, and you can download the fics as PDFs or epubs if you need to read offline like on a plane, there is no reason to use a third party app.

[zzoupz]

my new & improved rocktiz design

[zzoupz]

random doodles

the chudlings (ik it doesnt make sense for them to have kid sprites shhh)

[zzoupz]

age accurate ver

[cyanocittae]

my friend keeps sending the groupchat voice notes of her eating bussy and calling it "asmr"..... bro go study for your physics exam 😭

[cyanocittae]

hi sorry uh. incredible miscommunication on my part lmfao.

my bad yall

[anythings-a-sweet-if-you-eat-it]

boring take from real 21st century idiots: bdsm is bad because it's basically torture

interesting take from a fictional 14th century monk: torture is bad because it's basically sex

[ohholydyke]

Shoutout to the nun who had other nuns tie her up and pour hot wax on her as she confessed her sins

[amorphousgenderlesscryptid]

I'm sure that's true, but something tells me googling "nun tied up by other nuns" "hot wax" "confessing sins" will likely get what you might call rather un-academic results

[marcy-the-martian]

14th century monk

[amorphousgenderlesscryptid]

man i wish

[doyoulovethewayzeylily]

imagine you had a friend who constantly made jokes at the expense of something you loved. they're never funny, but they seem to expect you to laugh even though the punchline is just, "this thing you love sucks ass". it's not even really a joke, there's nothing funny about it, you can tell that they genuinely actually believe it. but they insist it's just a joke!

no matter what the situation is, they're always bringing the social interaction to a screeching halt with these jokes. nobody ever wants to participate in this joke with them. nobody agrees with the premise. nobody ever knows what to say afterwards, it's just an awkward moment and a subject change. but they just keep doing it.

you have to stop with the self-deprecatory "humor", it's not fun for anyone including you.

[doyoulovethewayzeylily]

#actual advice: switch to self-aggrandizing humor #have the biggest ego in the world even if it's fake #does wonders

as the smartest and most beautiful woman in the world, I can confirm this

[kaity--did]

Do you know how hard it is to live with a cat that has the intelligence level of literally like a 3 year old but the pure chaos of a high ranking demon?

He’s learned to open the lazy Susan and won’t stop clawing open the flour and rolling in it like a little chinchilla

[kaity--did]

Criminal charges

[kaity--did]

Hey hey hey HEY

He’s been CRAWLING INTO THE BOTTOM CABINETS to TEAR OPEN THE INSTANT POTATOES and EAT BAGS AND BAGS OF THEM I’m livid but also impressed.

[pigcatapult]

Do you have anything with that kind of texture that he can safely play with? This sounds like an understimulation issue.

[kaity--did]

He’s not playing with it

He’s eating it.

I can tell because the bags are nearly empty except for a few small clumps.

I knew he loves mashed potatoes. I just didn’t know the extent he’d go to to get them.

[kaity--did]

We had him tested and in the course of that vet visit he stole

6 tips

3 of the ear light cover things

Our other cats collar

the ear bud of the vets stethoscope 

several hearts

a plastic glove

the vet techs hair tie

Also yeah he’s fine he just likes to steal

[synebluetoo]

Not guilty by reason of deficiency of other people’s stuff

[kaity--did]

This is his ledge

His ledge is taller then my husband who is 6’2”

I am 5’5”

I have to get the step ladder out once a week and see what Orange Sherbert has taken to his ledge for safe keeping. It’s usually the remote.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

Narratively speaking, ending this saga with the reveal that his name is Orange Sherbert was a masterstroke.

[ardentdelirium]

... how many hearts are in the vet office

[penandinkprincess]

my balcony blocks my view of the playground, but I heard one child yell "I FOUND A FROG" with a great deal of excitement and now there is screaming, so I'm filling in some blanks

[penandinkprincess]

situational update: a little girl screamed "LEAVE HIM ALONE" and now there's noises that sound suspiciously like a child getting wailed on by a wiffle ball bat

[penandinkprincess]

further update: parent has been called to the scene. distribution of fault is underway. bat appears to have been confiscated.

[penandinkprincess]

bat has been returned under the promise of not deploying it once more against brothers. the pause and "but tell him to leave the frog alone" tells me it will likely come back into play shortly.

[penandinkprincess]

as expected, frog was bothered again and frog warrior took up her weapon once more. all children are being collected to leave on charges of acting "like y'all have NO sense"

personally I stand with frog defender on this issue

#justiceforfroggirl

[torstherapy]

[torstherapy]

[faildyke]

Thinking really hard about Ianthe. She convinced her one-sided lesbian situationship to give her a new arm after she got dismembered by a saint. She and her twin sister love to dip their toes into incest sometimes but not in ways you’d expect. She also uses her magic to make herself look sickly so her sister can breast boobily. She and Jesus might be fucking but neither of them probably enjoys it. She voluntarily wore a maid dress in a game show inside her own mind. I hate her. She’s awesome. What is wrong with her.

[faildyke]

Oh yeah and there’s also the cannibalism. I guess.

[darwinsleastfavourite]

She’s the character ever. She routinely dresses for and inserts herself into scenes as the sex appeal, knowing she looks like a drowned albino rat. She’s smart enough to know going mad with power has consequences and she’s okay with it because she’s also smarter than most of the consequences. She’s canonically cannibalized people and it’s the least interesting thing about her. She’s even gay.

[hackedmotionsensors]

I'll have to separate these into two posts since its kinda long lol

Part 1 of a pretty hefty College AU Zosan comic I'm working on. Based off a post i saw on twitter about a guy who "Lied on his Ivy league application saying that he was gay and then panicked thinking he would be found out so he started fake dating someone but now he's in love with that person. What do now?"

lol So for the comic to work you have to be in that same mindset that Sanji is....just paranoid and neurotic for that to work. And that he's ALMOST there admitting he's bi. But not just yet.

Part 2 comin up. Lol there's a 30 image limit and the first part is like 34 images of all things. And I'm not going back into CSP

[hackedmotionsensors]

I'll have to separate these into two posts since its kinda long lol

Part 1 of a pretty hefty College AU Zosan comic I'm working on. Based off a post i saw on twitter about a guy who "Lied on his Ivy league application saying that he was gay and then panicked thinking he would be found out so he started fake dating someone but now he's in love with that person. What do now?"

lol So for the comic to work you have to be in that same mindset that Sanji is....just paranoid and neurotic for that to work. And that he's ALMOST there admitting he's bi. But not just yet.

Part 2 comin up. Lol there's a 30 image limit and the first part is like 34 images of all things. And I'm not going back into CSP

[hackedmotionsensors]

Part 1-second half~! We have an accord!!

Also we find out that they are both fuckin' stupid. Bless. And yes I did take a lot of time to draw out zoro's boobies that i gave up working on backgrounds properly. AND???

The second part (I should have titled these or something lol) will show up.....when i do it lol I have almost all parts outlined. Second one is mostly written. I just have to draw it out in CSP. So sorry if it takes a while but it might take a while lol This is the longest comic I've done that wasn't for oni press LMAO

They go on mini dates and then a big one next.

[smashtheshell-deactivated202405]

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[boomer-mythology-destroyer]