Hi

[randomfansstuff]

crying

[academicssay]

[elz324]

[thickness-protection-program]

My orange slices love me but they hate taking pictures with me

[eeejay]

The cats:

[thickness-protection-program]

Delete this! 🫵🏿👁️👁️

[officialboredom]

Wait, those are different cats? They have the same stripes on their legs????

[thickness-protection-program]

Haters will say it's photoshop

[octobersociety-deactivated20241]

[stalker-among-the-stars]

There is another way

[saintofpride201]

By the Nine, keep your whore mouth shut

[lierdumoa]

Pretty sure the other way involves keeping your whore mouth open

[space-blue]

[riacte]

not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]

[ink-the-artist]

[ink-the-artist]

the long awaited sequel

[curioscurio]

who else up hurkleing their durkleing

[waterandsilver]

personally if i were an artist and teenage girls happened to gravitate towards my art i would consider that the highest fucking honour imaginable

[waterandsilver]

there are certain emotions that can only be felt by teenage girls and god

[r0zeclawz]

did you know that its impossible to throw an egg really hard onto your bedrooms wall right now try it

[mousegirlheart]

[wizardpostsdotorg]

“blue hair” this, “pronouns” that. find someone with flowing silver hair and spells

[facelessoldgargoyle]

and big naturals

[gunsandfireandshit]

[divorce-enjoyer]

well have you considered that maybe the unstoppable force is in love with the immovable object

[divorce-enjoyer]

maybe the reason one refuses to stop and the other refuses to move is because they both long for the collision

[sigmactivity]

Yes, I am a straight man. Yes, getting the shit beat out of me in an all-male mosh pit is an erotic experience for me. We exist

[sigmactivity]

When I was in Norway at the Gojira show a guy in the pit grabbed me & said “open your mouth”

And I did

He suspected (correctly) that I was dehydrated & was judging by the color of my tongue

But I fully heard “open your mouth” & thought “wow this stranger is going to spit in my mouth”

And then, naturally, I thought “well let’s see where he’s going with this”

[classics-suggestion]

what the fuck is a “passport”?? if someone needs proof of your identity just show them the scar you got in a wild boar hunt as a youth

[brightlotusmoon]

[rhube]

Robot children's hospital.

[1percentcharge]

guy 1: wow, it's cold as hell today

guy 2: oh yeah, it's cold as shit

third guy who is not aware that those are two commonly used expressions and understands that the first two guys are emphasizing how cold it is but not that the phrase they used can't just have the noun swapped out for anything else: yes, it is cold as blood

[teaboot]

BRUH a dude I know from work came in for the first time in months and I thought he looked different but couldn't figure out why?? So I asked if he'd changed his hair and he was like "BITCH I GOT TOP SURGERY"

[strangeasexuallegume-deactivate]

GOT DAMN HOW DIDNT YOU NOTICE

[teaboot]

LIKE THIS

[teaboot]

[brightlotusmoon]

[feminismishot]

"Humans will always make gods out of the absurd" is killing me rn

[brightlotusmoon]

Thank you! I was extremely stoned when I wrote that tag.

[girldick-conniseur-revengance]

is that estradiol in the rathole?

[cipheramnesia]

Estradiol In The Rathole is my new band name.