Biggest D you've ever had ?
Depression
Disappointment
Delusion
Dtrauma
Dloneliness
DADHD
AnasAbdin
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

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shark vs the universe
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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Acquired Stardust
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izzy's playlists!
styofa doing anything

@theartofmadeline
YOU ARE THE REASON
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

Kaledo Art
cherry valley forever

Love Begins
todays bird

oozey mess
hello vonnie
Misplaced Lens Cap
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Biggest D you've ever had ?
Depression
Disappointment
Delusion
Dtrauma
Dloneliness
DADHD
Helpful hint:
Telling them "I'd be grateful for one less thing on my plate" can be more effective than making up an excuse. Plus, it's a nicer way of saying "I dont want to" + "I need to respect my time for self care".
Me: damn, look at this tan!
Me after taking sunglasses off: oh
Got a job as a barista. First thing my dad said when I told him was "What's a barista? Sounds fake."
🙄😂
The bad news is, there is no good news.
Them: Hi, how you are?
Me: do you want an honest answer or an answer that doesnt require you to ask a follow-up question?
Ladies!! Who👏 cares 👏 if 👏 your 👏 arms 👏 have 👏 bat 👏 wings 👏 fly 👏 away 👏 from 👏 your 👏 problems!
I want to meet a person whose entire being feels like a Studio Ghibli movie
Ya know what screw this, when I have my own kitchen I'm not using the top shelves cuz I cant reach em!
Any good anime recommendations on Crunchyroll or Netflix, my good bagels???
The real reason Kakashi kept his mask on was bc without it, they wouldve called him "hot hatake" instead of "Kakashi the copy ninja".
Him: you're a player
Me: hon, if I was a player, I would've won.
Friend [insulting me]: hoe
Me: it's pronounced asshole
PRINCESS MONONOKE (1997)
Unbirtstone Chart
Things that aren’t rocks for months you weren’t born in!
January: Magnesium Chloride
February: Glass
April: Concrete
May: Graphite
June: Petrified Wood
July: Meth
August: Charcoal Briquettes
September: Uranium
October: Teeth
November: Lithops
December: Fruitcake
WHERE’S MARCH????
1. Unbirthstones are for Months you are NOT born in
2. March was last seen outside of Flagstaff, AZ, heading northeast in a blue winnebago.
everything about this post is so intimidating. is it meant to imply that everyone was born in march
BY POPULAR DEMAND, March’s unbirthstone has been located and dragged out of the dive bar in Big Beaver, PA, to bring you:
March: Bullet Casings
A very Merry Unbirthday to everyone!
Babysitting my 10 year old cousin and he asks what a milf is. Didn't have the heart to tell him, so I lied and said it was a type of mushroom.
And that's how I got a call from my aunt asking why her son wanted milfs for dinner.