have a seat, we're having breakfast

All thoughts a sleep-deprived mind can cook up before the sun rises, my darling.

[crystalwaifu-deactivated2022122]

Biggest D you've ever had ?

Depression

[toxic-kombucha]

Disappointment

[hissillyfaggot]

Delusion

[pyros-random-thoughts]

Dtrauma

[oh-hey-its-harry-the-ghostie-boi]

Dloneliness

[microwaveabl]

DADHD

[solobreakfast]

Helpful hint:

Telling them "I'd be grateful for one less thing on my plate" can be more effective than making up an excuse. Plus, it's a nicer way of saying "I dont want to" + "I need to respect my time for self care".

[solobreakfast]

Me: damn, look at this tan!

Me after taking sunglasses off: oh

[solobreakfast]

Got a job as a barista. First thing my dad said when I told him was "What's a barista? Sounds fake."

🙄😂

[solobreakfast]

The bad news is, there is no good news.

[solobreakfast]

Them: Hi, how you are?

Me: do you want an honest answer or an answer that doesnt require you to ask a follow-up question?

[solobreakfast]

[solobreakfast]

Ladies!! Who👏 cares 👏 if 👏 your 👏 arms 👏 have 👏 bat 👏 wings 👏 fly 👏 away 👏 from 👏 your 👏 problems!

[solobreakfast]

I want to meet a person whose entire being feels like a Studio Ghibli movie

[solobreakfast]

Ya know what screw this, when I have my own kitchen I'm not using the top shelves cuz I cant reach em!

[solobreakfast]

Any good anime recommendations on Crunchyroll or Netflix, my good bagels???

[solobreakfast]

The real reason Kakashi kept his mask on was bc without it, they wouldve called him "hot hatake" instead of "Kakashi the copy ninja".

[solobreakfast]

Him: you're a player

Me: hon, if I was a player, I would've won.

[solobreakfast]

Friend [insulting me]: hoe

Me: it's pronounced asshole

[dailyanime]

PRINCESS MONONOKE (1997)

[gallusrostromegalus]

Unbirtstone Chart

Things that aren’t rocks for months you weren’t born in!

January: Magnesium Chloride

February: Glass

April: Concrete

May: Graphite

June: Petrified Wood

July: Meth

August: Charcoal Briquettes

September: Uranium

October: Teeth

November: Lithops

December: Fruitcake

[calgon-throw-me-away]

WHERE’S MARCH????

[gallusrostromegalus]

1. Unbirthstones are for Months you are NOT born in

2. March was last seen outside of Flagstaff, AZ, heading northeast in a blue winnebago.

[feeling-diskinserted]

everything about this post is so intimidating. is it meant to imply that everyone was born in march

[gallusrostromegalus]

BY POPULAR DEMAND, March’s unbirthstone has been located and dragged out of the dive bar in Big Beaver, PA, to bring you:

March: Bullet Casings

A very Merry Unbirthday to everyone!

[solobreakfast]

Babysitting my 10 year old cousin and he asks what a milf is. Didn't have the heart to tell him, so I lied and said it was a type of mushroom.

And that's how I got a call from my aunt asking why her son wanted milfs for dinner.