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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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Stranger Things
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we're not kids anymore.
if i look back, i am lost
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@solomonhimself
Zim and Bits being wholesome, Parse with a cold, Shitty drunk, and Lardo doing what Lardo does. From the webcomic: @omgcheckplease .
I’d also like to thank everyone for 200+ followers. From whatever fandom you’ve come across me in, your reblogs, likes, and tags make me smile.
People are joking about how Bitty jumps off the ice to check this guy, but I think we’re forgetting that he’s literally a champion figure skater. Bitty has mad jump force. He’s tackling this guy with the amount of muscle it takes to launch an eighth grader as high as he is tall
Ngozi you brilliant motherfucker you’ve done it again
He finally made a play outta that
jack endearing himself to suzanne and moomaw by being able to stir massive amounts of hot jam for HOURS without needing a break
jack endearing himself to suzanne and moomaw by having 4 servings at every meal and never saying no to anything that’s offered to him.
jack endearing himself to suzanne and moomaw by insisting on washing all the dishes after supper and scrubbing those pans *right*
jack endearing himself to suzanne and moomaw by carrying two of those big coolers filled with cokes to the 4th of july picnic over his shoulders
AU suggestion
Lardo uses the exact level of chaotic energy needed to mix red wine and a white claw and then insist on calling the beverage a white wine
https://maximumfun.org/episodes/sawbones/sawbones-vikings-disease/
to be very clear this is something that Justin McElroy did, and the sheer chaos of the idea of doing this shook me to my core
Hockey jerseys OUT. Stretchy, capable-of-fitting-over-hockey-pads Canadian tuxedos IN
very GOOD AU actually!
when ur gay and u have social anxiety and u go to ur bf’s house and his parents are Like That
Motherfucking down
Jacques Zimmermann, Beauxbatons Academy of Magic
what if this entire blue outfit was made of jeans. what if the regular beauxbatons uniform was regular cloth but there was a special canadian version made entirely of denim and jack thinks its the HEIGHT of fashion,
A gorgeous illustration by @kickingshoes. Part of the Check Please: Year Three Kickstarter print set! Kickingshoes: Portfolio | Twitter.
bitty: y’all’d’ve
jack, sobbing: i have no idea what you’re saying but i love you
Check Please Characters As My High School Career
Bitty: baked historically accurate Roman bread for SOMEONE ELSE’S project in exchange for participation in my project
Jack: only skipped one day of school in all 4 years, and that was to study for the APUSH exam
Holster: got pissed at how shitty all the plays we were trying for spring drama were, wrote my own and bullied the director into producing it
Ransom: took Advanced Chem and Advanced Physics and precal at the same time for some reason
Shitty: got into a fight every day in senior ethics
Lardo: drew an elaborate and ongoing comic series where my bible as literature teacher battled a kid in the class
Nursey: convinced a teacher to let me do an independent study of writing a novel; never finished it to this day but I got a 100%
Dex: was more prepared than the school nurse, to the point where people would just come to me for advil and bandaids
Chowder: I actually had school spirit
Whiskey: pretended not to be in the room when my coach tried to make me do tree identification for science olympiad
Tango: asked my world history teacher questions that I knew would prompt him to tell us stories instead of teaching
Ford: gave up on telling the theater boys to stop trying to pick each other up and just started filming
That sound? Just my heart breaking. No big.
first of all, ngozi rly came through with the Universal Gay Experience of being in the car while having important conversation about sexuality with a parent, so jot that down
Jack, 19, talking to his peewee hockey kids: how are you guys
Kid: unintelligible rambling for a solid two minutes
Jack: oh cool
not to be homo on main but ineffable husbands au where nursey is aziraphale and dex is crowley send tweet
also it just makes sense!!!!
nursey: loves books, nice until you act like a dick to him, chirpy af sense of humor, dresses either like a disaster hipster or Nice Boy You Bring Home To Your Parents with really nothing in between, capacity for IMMENSE BITCHINESS
dex: literal demon
e x a c t l y. plus you can’t tell me nursey wouldn’t be immensely happy living in a bookshop collecting first editions and chasing off literally everyone who tries to actually buy anything from him
how do y’all read my fucking mind
amazing I love it 15/10
Consider the alternative:
Dex, who collects and protects and takes his job very seriously but also cares a lot, and couldn't bare to see a pregnant Eve leave Eden without any protection and it's cold out there—
And Nursey, who has no idea what to do to take care of house plants and he just loses his chill, who is so with the times, who has a significant distaste for systems of authority, who totally could have hung with the wrong crowd at Andover and gotten in trouble he didn't mean to get into...
And besides. Tell me that Dex would leave the baby before he knew it was in the right hands.
absolutely not and i’m never going to make a black person a demon and a white person their angelic foil ever in my black ass life
AU suggestion
Alicia Zimmermann is on every third commercial on TV, selling skincare that she proooobably doesn’t actually use
She sends boxes of skincare products to the Haus and bribes the boys with crisp $5 bills to try the products for her so she doesn’t rep something real bad.
She starts phone calls with Jack, ‘Did the moisturizer make Holster’s skin softer?’ And Jack’s like, ‘Well, I guess, but that exfoliator made Bittle breakout and he’s not super excited about the results, maman.’
Alicia, scheduling her next botox treatment and using either plain old Ponds cold cream or La Mer: Ok but now I need you to get everyone to test this SPF. If it leaves even the slightest white cast on Justin or Derek, I’m not doing the deal until they reformulate it
there are five frogs staring at me right now
but only one can be america’s next top model
