The Haus Reading Room

This is my Check Please sideblog! Necessary because this is the first fandom to completely take over my personal blog @jolenemeghan ! The icon is by @thehockeyhaus & the header is from Ngozi

[teenagew1ldl1fe]

I saw a tweet that asked “has there even been a baby who sat in the Stanley cup, then proceeded to join the nhl/win a Stanley cup?” and my dumb ass confindently went “JACK ZIMMERMANN”

[parseanon]

from ch 8 of nothing but the best by @coyotesuspect :)

[capitanpoops]

just a dream

[firstdayasadumpling]

brain food 🥘

[nurseydexx]

nurseydex as parents yep

[busywithmyennui]

Hey, some of you might remember that this used to be a Check Please blog…I haven’t been really active in that fandom in a long while, but I was once very into it!

I’m moving now and I happen to have a Bittle jersey from the Kickstarter. I need to make space and I would happily ship it to a fellow fan if they were willing to pay shipping costs. I’m located in the US if that makes a difference.

Even if you aren’t interested, I’d love if you could pass this along to other active Check Please fans because I would hate to just Goodwill this if it could go to someone who would really enjoy it!

Thanks!

[softbrah]

see the thing about Kent Parson and Jack Zimmermann is that one day, maybe not long after Jack’s married, maybe many years after, the two of them will meet once more at a face-off and Kent will toss Jack the same careless, unbothered smirk that he gives all his opponents and Jack will be able to tell, in that very moment, from that sliver of platinum gray and the ease of Kent’s smile lines, that Kent really is unbothered. That he really has moved on.

and on that day, whenever it comes, Jack “I lobotomized myself just to finally feel normal” Zimmermann is absolutely going to crash the fuck out.

[glittter-vamp]

I could honestly cry. They got grey together 😭

[sockenpuppe]

and once again, someone just bouncing off

[dogpuppy]

[sphinxofgrease]

the word “sabotage” is p much short for “fucking shit up with a wooden shoe”

[futzingbarton]

what

[sphinxofgrease]

fucking shit up with a wooden shoe

[futzingbarton]

oh my god

[genderhasnobearingonability-blog]

well wooden shoe look at that

[nerdismyhobby]

I’M FUCKING CRYING AT THAT PUN BE MY FRIEND PLEASE 

[eat-ants]

someone oughta draw this as nurseydex

[skeletonzimms]

🫡

[slutstarlet]

[frantastichenrik]

[virgoscringe]

another omgcp comm for @aristocrating who wanted to see parse as charli in the von dutch music video … thank u for letting me draw the most brat omgcp character AND do silly lettering eeeee ur the BEST!!! <333

(my comms are still very much open :3c)

[wannabewachter]

kent is Garfield

[odd-birdie]

i think about hilary knight's boston blades fuckboy lesbian era all the time. it's still crazy to me she wasn't even out at that point.

in addition to the fact that hil had aged like fine wine, if i didn't know that the blades are a DEFUNCT hockey team you could convince me this was 2023 knighter.