𝐃𝐈𝐀𝐋𝐎𝐆𝐔𝐄 𝐐𝐔𝐎𝐓𝐄𝐒; 𝖕𝖔𝖘𝖙-𝖆𝖕𝖔𝖈𝖆𝖑𝖞𝖕𝖙𝖎𝖈 𝖚𝖓𝖎𝖛𝖊𝖗𝖘𝖊, five years since ───
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“Five goddamn years, and the world still smells like fuckin' rot.”
“Supplies are a week’s walk in any direction. All that’s left nearby is bones and bad memories.”
“Don’t tell me we’re almost there ─── last guy who said that’s still out there, missing half his face.”
“I swear the dead’re getting smarter, or we’re just getting dumber.”
“Every can of beans tastes like regret.”
“If I had a dollar for every ‘safe zone’ that turned into a bloodbath, I’d buy the fuckin’ moon.”
“Don’t waste bullets on talkers.”
“Used to be I couldn’t sleep ‘cause of nightmares... now I can’t sleep ‘cause it’s quiet.”
“It’s funny ──── the end of the world still found a way to be boring.”
“If it’s breathing, it’s lying.”
“We passed a gas station yesterday. Pumps were dry, corpses weren’t.”
“Ain’t seen a clean shirt in three months. Not sure I’d trust one if I did.”
“Every time I see a sunrise, I wonder who it’s showing off for.”
“I used to cry when I killed one. Now I hum while I reload.”
“The city’s nothing but concrete teeth now ─── it’ll chew you up the same as they do.”
“If it moves and it ain’t us, shoot it... twice.”
“You know what I miss most? Coffee that didn’t taste like, ugh, burnt tyres.”
“Hope’s just a four-letter word that gets people bit.”
“You ever smell cooked flesh and get hungry? Yeah… me neither.”
“Some asshole out there’s probably still charging rent.”
“We don’t pray anymore. We just make promises we know we’ll break.”
“Used to be you could tell a liar by their eyes. Now you just wait to see if they twitch.”
“I’d trade a year’s worth of ammo for five minutes of silence that doesn’t feel haunted.”
“Don’t bother burying ‘em. Ground’s too hard and we’re too tired.”
“You start naming the dead, you’ll never stop.”
“That smell? That’s not the rotters. That’s the world.”
“I told her not to go alone. She said she wasn’t alone. She had her gun. She lied.”
“You can tell how old a corpse is by how fast you stop caring.”
“Fire draws ‘em. So does screaming. So yeah, shut the fuck up.”
“The highway’s just bones and burnt rubber. Makes me nostalgic.”
“The dead don’t scare me. It’s the living with full bellies that do.”
“Every bite mark’s got a story. None of ‘em end well.”
“We ran outta luck about three winters ago. We’re just burning through leftovers now.”
“If someone smiles at you, check their hands first.”
“I forgot what rain smelled like before it mixed with blood.”
“I don’t shoot to kill anymore. I shoot to shut up.”
“You can’t fix this world. Best you can do is not make it worse.”
“There’s no good people left. Just hungry ones.”
“She said she missed her dog. I said I missed mine too. Truth is, I ate mine.”
“Don’t trust quiet towns. They’re only quiet ‘cause everyone’s already dead.”
“You either adapt, or you end up on someone’s shoe.”
“I keep a bullet for myself. Not ‘cause I’m scared ─── ‘cause I know how bad it gets.”
“Love’s cute until someone turns mid-kiss.”
“The sky used to mean something. Now it’s just a lid over a coffin.”
“We used to count days. Now we count magazines.”
“If it’s too quiet, it’s too late.”
“You think the dead remember us? Hell, I barely remember me.”
“When the gas runs out, so does mercy.”
“The world didn’t end ─── it just got real… honest.”
“Every morning I wake up surprised I ain’t one of them yet.”