Life

27 She/Her

[segamascott]

[aquaheartgirl]

[ilaeriawitch]

[cursed-thistle]

Get in the very strange machine, Danny.

[hymnism]

making a collection

[putridghost]

Wait I have more

[acemingo]

[nostalgic-teddyy]

Imagine the level of whimsy I could reach if I just had $5M in my bank account rn

[c3rvida3]

"I hate when the skeletons on decorations aren't anatomically accurate." A Halloween skeleton isn't the same as what's inside you, idiot. It's different. A Halloween skeleton is, like. A guy or something. It's an animal.

[c3rvida3]

If Halloween skeletons had bones like ours instead of hollow bones like that of a bird, they wouldn't be able to play their ribcages like xylophones. You sound so fucking uneducated right now.

[lesbiansforkevinday]

booty shorts with “You know, I get it, being raised as a superstar must be really, really difficult for you. Always a commodity, never a human being, not a single person in your family thinking you're worth a damn off the court—yeah, sounds rough. Kevin and I talk about your intricate and endless daddy issues all the time. I know it's not entirely your fault that you are mentally unbalanced and infected with these delusions of grandeur, and I know you're physically incapable of holding a decent conversation with anyone like every other normal human being can, but I don't think any of us should have to put up with this much of your bullshit. Pity only gets you so many concessions, and you used yours up about six insults ago. So please, please, just shut the fuck up and leave us alone.” on the ass

[gremlininho]

let me. innnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

[larchcoin]

what a day!!!!!!!! nothing happened and i was tired

[koiagain]

DONT kill yourself you need to Read a 50k words fanfic in one sitting

[pingo1387]

having a headache while hydrated is so unfair. you were supposed to protect me.

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

Waking up from a nap and still having a headache is so unfair. You were supposed to save me.

[dykesonfilm]

Whole house undiagnosed

[fairycosmos]

it’s the fact that work is an every day thing that doesn’t sit right with me. like surely not

[unstablecryptid]

idk how many more "higher temperature is expected today"s i got left in me

[shanyshko]

ilya in 2018 literally had a long distance girlfriend in canada named um. jane. none of you know her no you can't see a picture of her. really funny

[whump-until-wretched]

I love characters that appear arrogant or self-centered but you don’t have to dig deep to find it's a poorly built façade to hide the fact that they actually despise themselves with every ounce of their being.

[funstyle]

Im always like "i will not add my two cents. i will not add my two cents" but i cant lie the pennies are getting sweaty in my hand

[riverlarking]

i love clicking on somebody’s ao3 profile and seeing the most nonsensical collection of fandoms. like yess let's live a thousand lifetimes