Ivan | He/They/She/It | Bumbling Idiot | MY WONDERFUL BOYFRIEND IS @waningcrescendo !!!!!!!!!! | my ao3: auspicious_armor | my bluesky: kyu-fanboy | please dont send me donation asks I do not have any money to donate and it makes me feel bad that I can't do more to help
Hellooooo ^_^ Im Ivan!!!! I go by He/They/She/It (in order of discovery if you were wondering)!!!!
If there's one thing to know about me, its that I love yaoi. And mimikyu. And my boyfriend. I have no dni, if you piss me tf off, you get blocked. Shrimple ♡
General tomfuckerey tag is #ivans bullshit
#ivans doodles is my art tag ^_^
And #ivans sewing is my sewing tag!!!!
#yaoi tag & #yuri tag are self explanatory
#mutuals is the tag I use for interactions with mah mutuals 😁👍
#oc posting is if you wanna learn more about my freakss
#belovedposting is my personal tag for yaoiful experiences with mah bf ♡♡♡♡
Credit to @it-is-my-birthday-today for the background ^_^ (they seemed to have deactivated but imma credit anyway.just in case)
Original pinned post because it slapped
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My ao3 account is auspicious_armor if you want to read my.nothing,,,, there's gonna be a pmd fanfic there. Allegedly.
I also have a bluesky under the name kyu-fanboy
I have a Project Sekai account under the same name, too (Kyu-fanboy)
My wonderful, amazing, and angelic boyfriend is @waningcrescendo !!!!! He's awesome and the bestest man ever ^_^ He's so cute and pretty and sweet and considerate, and he always makes me feel better after a long day. I need to marry him one day. I need to spoil him with cute gifts and snacks and whatever else my prince wants. Did I mention that I love him. Did I mention what a handsome and charming man he is. Have I ever talked about the fact that he's literally so fucking cute. I need to make him my husband one day.
My side blogs include:
☆°•☆ @eat-my-mochi-bitch420 ☆•°☆
(Pecharunt rotomblr blog)
☆°•☆ @blueberryelitefour ☆•°☆
(BBE4 rotomblr blog i share with my friends ♡)
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Image collection GO!!!!!!!!!!!!
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And thats the end of my intro post !!!!!! Thank you for reading 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥
"you can jack off you can eat grapes all else banned" is kind of the post of the summer because literally wtf else are you supposed to do once it’s 30°C outside
it actually is insane to me that it's a cultural norm for men to suck ass at getting their wives/gfs gifts. especially when they whine about how they have no idea what women like.
man, you're not getting a gift for Female Domestic Partner. you're getting a gift for Natalie, a person whom you have been married to for 7 years, whom has lived in the same home with you for a decade, whom speaks to you every day about her thoughts and interests, whom you presumably love, and whom you can directly or indirectly ask what she wants. it's not that you don't know what half the human population wants, that's irrelevant. you don't know what Natalie wants and that is inexcusable.
